If Chuck Norris is late
time better slow the **** down
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01-15-2010, 11:48 AM #1Im blue daba di daba di..
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If Chuck Norris is late
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01-15-2010, 11:49 AM #2That guy you know
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Chuck Norris is never late.
Time is early.PiE is awesome.
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01-15-2010, 11:49 AM #3
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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01-15-2010, 11:51 AM #4
When chuck norris does a push up, he pushes the earth down
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01-15-2010, 11:51 AM #5Registered User
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chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
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01-15-2010, 11:52 AM #6Registered User
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lol'd
EDIT: MOARRlolwut
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01-15-2010, 11:53 AM #7Boston MA
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Chuck norris can hit a woman and get away with it...fine with me
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01-15-2010, 11:56 AM #8Im blue daba di daba di..
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he can also deadlift both clives bicep and bigbeezy togetherOriginally Posted by moveouttamyway
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01-15-2010, 11:57 AM #9
Chuck norris counted to infinity...twice.
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01-15-2010, 11:58 AM #10Registered User
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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01-15-2010, 12:00 PM #11Registered User
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Chuck Norris doesn't have heart attacks, because his heart is too afraid to attack him
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01-15-2010, 12:00 PM #12Registered User
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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01-15-2010, 12:02 PM #13Legacy Miscer
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
benis in ur angus
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01-15-2010, 12:02 PM #14Registered User
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one
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01-15-2010, 12:02 PM #15Registered User
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chuck norris tears cure cancer too bad he never cries
yo bros its broceadin of the brocean up in this thread.
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01-15-2010, 12:03 PM #16Registered User
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris
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01-15-2010, 12:04 PM #17Registered User
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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01-15-2010, 12:04 PM #18Registered User
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
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01-15-2010, 12:04 PM #19Silver Membership Status
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Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if she survives
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01-15-2010, 12:05 PM #20Registered User
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
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01-15-2010, 12:06 PM #21Registered User
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear
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01-15-2010, 12:06 PM #22Registered User
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds
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01-15-2010, 12:07 PM #23Boston MA
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lolOriginally Posted by a good username
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* Iranian star hop
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01-15-2010, 12:08 PM #2492b pwneq
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
EDIT: Ninja edit because this one's better.أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله
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01-15-2010, 12:09 PM #25Registered User
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter,___,
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01-15-2010, 12:11 PM #26Registered User
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef
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01-15-2010, 12:15 PM #27Registered User
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Chuck Norris doesn't have potential...
...potential has Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows who was phone
Chuck Norris knows what happened to calorie
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01-15-2010, 12:17 PM #28Accepting Sponsorships
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Chuck Norris is happy this thread was not a fail
Your whole crews pussy
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01-15-2010, 12:18 PM #29Accepting Sponsorships
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Chuck Norris doesnt have 15's cut like diamonds, he has diamonds cut like 15's
Your whole crews pussy
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01-15-2010, 12:22 PM #30Registered User
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Chuck Norris doesn't fear his own strength, his own strength fears Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't mad
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