you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: idk you tell me
you: coming over now
that simple
some field testing:
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you: I have a question
her(GF): whats up baby
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: what is wrong with you
you: coming over now
her: what are you talking about
edit: did another
me: i have a question
her: what
me: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: your a pig
me: coming over nowLast edited by mistadingus; 04-20-2011 at 04:48 PM.
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Reality:
you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: idk you tell me
you: coming over now
her: no, no. let's talk about this. what are you feeling. hold on, I've got another call coming in. You there? That's was Brittney. She wants to tell me about her date. I'll call yo later. I really want to talk. I want you to tell me everything you're feel...oh wait, another call coming in.Last edited by caj; 04-20-2011 at 10:37 AM.
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Me: I have a question
Wifey: Ok
Me: Since we're both good looking, why haven't we banged this week yet?
Wifey: That's a good question. What do you think the answer is?
Me: That's what I'm asking you.
Wifey: I had a HUGE test today.
Me: Ok. Tonight then?
Wifey: Sounds good.
inb4 she gets mad tonight when I tell her that she has to wait until the hockey game is over before we can smash.
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you: I have a question
her: who is this?
you: sironous from "x". since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: This is a dude that owns this cell phone...
you: coming over now
her: WTF?
(100% srs too)
i guess thats what I get for texting a 2 yr old numberNotsureifsironous.jpeg
On dat sloppy sht time brah
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you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: i dont like you like that
you: coming over now
you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: im not attracted to you
you: coming over now
you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: because i have a boyfriend
you: coming over now
you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: ur my brother
you: coming over now
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