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    that simple

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    you: I have a question
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    me: i have a question
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    me: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
    her: your a pig
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    you: I have a question
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    you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
    her: idk you tell me
    you: coming over now
    her: no, no. let's talk about this. what are you feeling. hold on, I've got another call coming in. You there? That's was Brittney. She wants to tell me about her date. I'll call yo later. I really want to talk. I want you to tell me everything you're feel...oh wait, another call coming in.
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    what if you arent good looking?
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    Originally Posted by HCAFC View Post
    inb4 OP just discovered a loophole in womens psychology and it changes the world
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    in before she says because we are just friends


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    you: I have a question
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    her: This is a dude that owns this cell phone...
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    her: WTF?
    (100% srs too)
    i guess thats what I get for texting a 2 yr old number
    lol.........
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    you: I have a question
    her: what is it?
    you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
    her: i dont like you like that
    you: coming over now



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    her: im not attracted to you
    you: coming over now



    you: I have a question
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    you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
    her: because i have a boyfriend
    you: coming over now




    you: I have a question
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    Originally Posted by sironous View Post
    you: I have a question
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    you: sironous from "x". since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
    her: This is a dude that owns this cell phone...
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    her: WTF?
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    Originally Posted by 123Score View Post
    you: I have a question
    her: what is it?
    you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
    her: i dont like you like that
    you: coming over now



    you: I have a question
    her: what is it?
    you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
    her: im not attracted to you
    you: coming over now



    you: I have a question
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    you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
    her: because i have a boyfriend
    you: coming over now




    you: I have a question
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    Originally Posted by CabinDweller View Post
    you: I have a question
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    you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
    her: idk you tell me
    you: coming over now

    that simple
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    Originally Posted by 123Score View Post
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    Originally Posted by Ingrowntoenail View Post
    adjusted for real world accuracy.
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    surprisingly funny this thread
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    Originally Posted by 123Score View Post
    you: I have a question
    her: what is it?
    you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
    her: ur my brother
    you: coming over now

    lolwut


    edit:

    me- i have a question
    her- what is it
    me- since we're both good looking why havent we banged yet?
    her- because you ran my dog over and im still mad at you
    me- coming over now
    her- WTF? no...
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