I used the "Jakes on you I'm an octopus" line on a girl

[bigjet]

She replied:

"Piranha over here!!"


wut to do?

[theshinobiway]

she wanna f*ck it's obvious brah

[doylertheoiler]

i thought i smelt fish

[Just4Misc]

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

[march_01_]

i thought i smelt fish

Lawl

[ZeiZei]

send her a pic of your penis

[bigjet]

she wanna f*ck that's obvious brah

Anyway she gave me her number and she said she's gonna be in a bar tomorrow night with some "single good looking girls"


Wut to do?

[AuburnBrah]

Run away in fear

[vash1789]

send her a vid of you fingering your anus

[Faboo]

piranhas bring their friends and they all put meat in their mouths



PUT HER TO THE TEST

[john876]

Anyway she gave me her number and she said she's gonna be in a bar tomorrow night with some "single good looking girls"


Wut to do?

Man up, go meet her and bang her.

You really need misc advice?

[bigjet]

She also sent me a pic of her kissing another girl. Lolwut??

Sorry pics are on my phone and I don't know how to transfer them on da computa.

[bigjet]

Man up, go meet her and bang her.

You really need misc advice?

I'm a social retard and I fear if she sees my face she'll run away (srs)

dont want to be humilated in front of her friends too

[snp1686]

marry her

[Just4Misc]

She also sent me a pic of her kissing another girl. Lolwut??

Sorry pics are on my phone and I don't know how to transfer them on da computa.

msg them straight to your email

[lloyd718]

i am a degree 6 zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

lol

[SydneyJunkie]

Can you softly nibble on my tentacles?

[lloyd718]

I'm a social retard and I fear if she sees my face she'll run away (srs)

dont want to be humilated in front of her friends too

damn... don't know what to tell you facial aesthetics=life/

[john876]

I'm a social retard and I fear if she sees my face she'll run away (srs)

dont want to be humilated in front of her friends too

Bro, just get a few drinks in you (not so much that your not a blubbering retard) bring a couple of your crew and go meet her and her friends (who sound DTF)

You have to start somewhere or you will be forever alone.

[bigjet]

damn... don't know what to tell you facial aesthetics=life/

Yeah I know
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


I really hope reincarnation exists...

[collegeBBer]

Bang her and all her piranha friends... but be quick, or they'll eat the **** out of you

[bigjet]

Bro, just get a few drinks in you (not so much that your not a blubbering retard) bring a couple of your crew and go meet her and her friends (who sound DTF)

You have to start somewhere or you will be forever alone.

I don't have a crew bro. I'm a lone wolf. I'm not used to talk to people.

[bigjet]

Btw I replied

"So you're gonna devour my meat?"


and she gave me her number lol

[john876]

I don't have a crew bro. I'm a lone wolf. I'm not used to talk to people.

Fuuuuuuuuu, well try and hook up with her alone one day or you will be forevercalzone.jpg.

[lloyd718]

Yeah I know
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


I really hope reincarnation exists...

it can't be that bad, everybody can make there self look attractive, it's all an illusion

[titansmlb102]

Btw I replied

"So you're gonna devour my meat?"


and she gave me her number lol

in b4 inevitable "You're such a great friend" line.

[charliebrook01]

get a life, that wut to do

[Galvatorex]

I'm a social retard and I fear if she sees my face she'll run away (srs)

dont want to be humilated in front of her friends too

kill yourself then...no need for people like you serious op lets mosey on over to namby pamby land and maybe we can find some self confidence for you ya jackwagon

[KenStiffyJr]

I'm a social retard and I fear if she sees my face she'll run away (srs)

dont want to be humilated in front of her friends too

Ur only option is to show up to the bar wearing an octopus mask then.

Gj on the "devour my meat line" tho

[MrBitches]

Text back "so you gonna eat me? "