Picking up AKs online and your ****gy time internet/laptop ****s up
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04-18-2011, 08:07 PM #31
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04-18-2011, 08:11 PM #38
Buying a mouse for the snake to eat. The guy at the store puts it in a small cardboard box. I go into the super market to grab some food. Come out to find a hole chewed in the side of the box, hear noises in the dashboard.
Mouse dies
never comes out
smells awful
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04-18-2011, 08:12 PM #39
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04-18-2011, 08:14 PM #42
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Finish wiping your ass and then you feel like you have to sht more
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04-18-2011, 08:14 PM #43
having to hold a HUGE fart in for hours and then when u finally do release it, you end up following through because all that holding in caused quite a bit of $hit to start collecting at the end of your anus and the shear force of the fart simply forced it all out and now you have a massive wad of crap on in ur pants and u gotta meeting with the bosses in 15 minutes.
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04-18-2011, 08:14 PM #44
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04-18-2011, 08:15 PM #45
waking up with leg cramps in the middle of the night, most painful sh*t
when you have been running on NO money for a week and you're suppose to get paid, then i make all these plans and figure out what i need to buy, then for some unknown reason the pay isn't going in until the day after. makes me literally want to murder people when that happens
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04-18-2011, 08:15 PM #46
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04-18-2011, 08:16 PM #50
someone that is about your size and age that lifts more than you
starting to get hungry but being tired as fuk so you cant do both. Proceed to fall asleep and swear to eat twice the amount of breakfast tomorrow. brb waking up and not eating breakfast because im not hungry in the morning, swearing im gonna eat twice the amount at lunch... etc.Instagram: ayy_lmao_m8
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04-18-2011, 08:18 PM #51
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04-18-2011, 08:19 PM #52
Popping a pimple inside your nose FUUUUUUUUUU
Accidentally poking/getting poked in the eye
And of of course getting hit in the nuts by anything"It ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that"
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04-18-2011, 08:19 PM #53
Browsing the web late at night, then looking at the clock and realizing it's like 4-5 in the morning..... don't want to sleep - moar internet... feels bad man
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The simplest thought like the concept of the number one, has an elaborate logical underpinning. The brain has its own language for testing the structure and consistency of the world." - Carl Sagan
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04-18-2011, 08:27 PM #54
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04-18-2011, 08:27 PM #55
This. You really feel like a moron. When I was a little kid, I did this a few times, started taking the milk out before pouring the cereal. No matter how drunk or messed I am, I'll always take milk out first.
-Forgetting to charge my cell phone before bed and having the phone die during sleep, miss class because alarm doesn't go off. Hasn't happened in years though.
-Poking a hole at the top of a beer can instead of the base before shotgunning it.
-Cutting nails too short.
-Putting your wallet, keys, or phone somewhere you normally don't put them before bed, then having a hard time finding them the next morning.**UNITED PEOPLES COUNCIL OF DOGE**
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04-18-2011, 08:28 PM #56
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