Dumbest thing you've done drunk?

[Rushed77]

Was repeating a story at whataburger and yelled the N word. Crickets. Our food server was black and there were 2 swolle black dudes staring at me. Did not murk me.

Bars+alcohol, friends let me into a car. Backed it up into a bush before they made me get out. This could have ended horrifically.

At my dorm on the 21st floor, tried to puke out window. Turns out there was a screen i couldnt see because it was dark and it got EVERYWHERE.

Fire in the whole @ said whataburger.

[89shaggy]

just after hs, at a party with my gf's brother (ex-juvi con) and his buddies, all hammered. cops show up, i jump off a 2nd story balcony and climb an 8ft privacy fence to get away.

got into a logic argument with a good friend whilst hammered and blazed, ended with him threatening to kill himself by jumping off his 2nd story balcony because it was "logical"

made out with my whale of a manager at a club, gorgeous face though

punched a hole in the wall at the club due to missing the punching machine

[inb4tc]

Oh lawd the stories.

Went to a small frat house party, got drunk, and didn't remember the rest of the night including how I got home or passed dorm safety. Woke up next to a dried pile of puke. Apparently I hugged the toilet all night (they had pics). Ruined my nice hoodie. Pissed off my roommate. Apparently called my best friend's girlfriend a "ugly bi*** who didn't know how to shut the f*** up" Still a fun night.

[Goode2Go]

Me and my friend were **** housed drunk in LA and were walking down the hallway in our hotel and strippers came out of a room and told us to come party and we responded with "Shut your bitch mouths we want food!"

Next morning I was soniamdisappoint

[FU3L]

came in a girl who wasn't on birth control with no condom

[TheJaker]

got into a logic argument with a good friend whilst hammered and blazed, ended with him threatening to kill himself by jumping off his 2nd story balcony because it was "logical"

lol'd hard at this

i can roughly picture how that discussion led up to that

[cavymeister]

I've done drunk 151, pepsi, and Ronsonol lighter fluid.

[AcidReflux]

just after hs, at a party with my gf's brother (ex-juvi con) and his buddies, all hammered. cops show up, i jump off a 2nd story balcony and climb an 8ft privacy fence to get away.

got into a logic argument with a good friend whilst hammered and blazed, ended with him threatening to kill himself by jumping off his 2nd story balcony because it was "logical"

made out with my whale of a manager at a club, gorgeous face though

punched a hole in the wall at the club due to missing the punching machine

Should've asked for a raise

(notsrs)

[vtecaddict]

went around the entire bar asking girls if they want to dance.

didnt give a single phuck if they said no.

ended up dancing with the chick i came to the bar with.

[bignpisst]

I could write a fukking book but Im still working on the final chapter

[Drwahlen]

jumped off a two story building because I thought I could land it...
Jumped, the banister i was jumping off gave and so i didnt land the way i wanted to. I landed directly on my heels and proceed to fall further to my ass/tailbone..

didnt have insurance, thought i broke both heels so i went and got 1 X-ray which ended up costing me $700.

couldn't walk for about 4 months.

[Ape escape]

Too many things.. trying to fight inadamate(sp?) objects and atking about ****ing a girl in the ass for over an hour lol

[tyqb4]

been on a beerpong team with a girl i wasn't going to hook up with.

me and a friend encouraged another friend to dump his girlfriend in not so subtle ways in front of everybody (example:"WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRIVE A DUMPher TRUCK").

jumped off a balcony into a snow bank and lost a shoe.

[Snellvillian]

was high as **** and tried to impress a bunch of girls with my ability to sleep on the wall (lolwat). ended up passing out in a headstand against my friend's wall until someone came and got me.

[Radio89]

Im sure there are others but one comes to mind...

-Was at club, extremely ****ed up, dancing with buddies and what not
-Start jumping, slip and fall
-Continue to dance
-5 minutes later i realize my leg is wet
-Go outside and realize i slipped and fell on a broken bottle while wearing shorts(summer,europe)

had to go to er

panicked and though i was going to die, did not stop bleeding untill i got stiches

[thefugate]

Turned down sex because I was trying to get chips out of a vending machine.

[Syfon]

+


half and half ... horrible idea..

dude that chilli sauce is farking awesome, but damn hot. Love it

[KasaraBrianne]

I broke my foot, and was so drunk I didn't feel the pain so I kept walking on it and made it worse.

Lost my college ID and door key and started crying and told everyone I had to sleep in the bushes.

Stole a grill outside a dorm and passed the owner with it. Didntendwell.

[GnarlsBombski]

Got arrested. Probably the dumbest thing you can do while being drunk.

[dirtyjerz]

punched my cousin in the face, and told a girl i had feelings for that i wanted to break her neck more than once.

all in one night.

have been drunk twice since and that was in 2006

[AcidReflux]

Turned down sex because I was trying to get chips out of a vending machine.

[Drwahlen]

I broke my foot, and was so drunk I didn't feel the pain so I kept walking on it and made it worse.

Lost my college ID and door key and started crying and told everyone I had to sleep in the bushes.

Stole a grill outside a dorm and passed the owner with it. Didntendwell.

someone needs to monitor your pull ups- srs

[Syfon]

Was camping on a beach in an area called Wilbinga (approx 70kms north of Perth), about 10 of us sitting around a campfire, had been drinking for about 5hours, all blind, I threw a 2kg LPG gas bottle on the fire (bonfire). After about 30seconds everyone realised what I did and we ran and hid behind dunes. Biggest BANG and fireball i have ever seen. No one injured thankfully.



++++



==== BIG FKN BANG

[cXx]

honestly, i've done some really stupid **** when i'm drunk.. but as a guy that prides himself on having high standards, some poor girl choices really take the cake. I have to live with those mistakes for the rest of my life.

[rynobrah]

me and a couple guys threw some big rocks off a cliff to a road below it at a car driving by, we all 3 hit the car, and it ended up being a cop car. we were sharthoused but got away clean

[TypicalChaz]

Can definitely relate (unfortunately) to the drunken pass up of sex for food. Only a greasy gyro can satisfy me when im completely ****faced.

Not the greatest, but a funny story:

Involves myself and 3 roommates-a hangover type story

-decide to smoke for first time after already drunk
-got separated soonafter due to complete blackout
-I ended up stopping at a gas station and bought supplies (lighter, beef jerky) for the "trip" home which was a 3 mile walk
-Friend #1 regained self-awareness at 4am walking aimlessly with no shirt or shoes-was picked up by a ****, didnt have money and had to show penor to driver to compensate for ride home
-Friend #2 spent 30+ dollars in a cambodian restaurant, passed out with face in food in restaurant
-Friend #3 attempted to flee police after they saw him pissing in a parking lot. They caught him tackled him, let him up-he tried to run again haha. bailed him out next day

[vertucaj]

hit on a black girl.

[cXx]

me and a couple guys threw some big rocks off a cliff to a road below it at a car driving by, we all 3 hit the car, and it ended up being a cop car. we were sharthoused but got away clean

honestly.. i've never understood why people do this ? thats not cool.. you could legit kill a motorist ? theres better ways to create fun dude.

[AcidReflux]

hit on a black girl.

[vyvanse]

Bought a Transformer toy for $295.