¬¬¬ Plenty of Fish Discussion Thread v.2¬¬¬

[Snowman24]

whats OKC??

[ErikG803]

whats OKC??

OKCupid

Higher quality of bishes for the most part, but you have to work a little harder

[dx312]

anyone have anything good to get back at this girls reply from copy pasta.



Her: How many kicks in the balls would it take to make you not be able to reproduce?

[Smegmalion]

anyone have anything good to get back at this girls reply from copy pasta.



Her: How many kicks in the balls would it take to make you not be able to reproduce?

Probably the same amount of drinks it would take to get me drunk enough to **** an anteater like you.


Make up your own but you get the idea, right? Hope that helps.

[OneBetter]

and if theres no party to go too?... lmao

throw one

[xeron]

Alright misc give me your input on what happened to me today...

Cliffs:

Im at work(lifeguard)
I see a very cute girl i saw on POF who I messaged TWICE in the past and never got a response back from her
Im walking around the pool deck all day doing my thing
I recognize her
She may or may not have recognized me but she was definitely mirin my aesthetics in person
Since she never messaged me back I decided I would pay her no attention despite how good she looked
She saw me drive away in my bimmer
She was probably saying to herself "i dun goofed"

But did I "dun goof?" Should I have said something or no?

Lifeguard + beamer.

Dat must be one good lifeguard job. Hook me up?

[dx312]

Probably the same amount of drinks it would take to get me drunk enough to **** an anteater like you.


Make up your own but you get the idea, right? Hope that helps.

lmao. thanks brah I get it

[petrucci_m3]

Lifeguard + beamer.

Dat must be one good lifeguard job. Hook me up?

****kkkkkkkkkkk


Bimmer = car

Beamer = motorcycle

[petrucci_m3]

****kkkkkkkkkkk


Bimmer = car

Beamer = motorcycle

[ErikG803]

Aight brahs, takin off in 30 to meet up with POF skank #1. This is the one I'm kinda sketchy about, wish me luck

[FilledSlim]

Aight brahs, takin off in 30 to meet up with POF skank #1. This is the one I'm kinda sketchy about, wish me luck

If you don't post by tomorrow I'll assume you died and I'll be sure to feel a tad sad for the day.

I got cancelled on. I'm sitting at home literally not knowing wtf to do.

[ErikG803]

If you don't post by tomorrow I'll assume you died and I'll be sure to feel a tad sad for the day.

I got cancelled on. I'm sitting at home literally not knowing wtf to do.

Thanks brah, a full 170 reps to you will be my possible parting gift to this world

Secured digits of my future wife just now



Alright, out for reals

[Stealth4000]

I went 2/3 for dates this week. First date on memorial day went well, kissed her midway through and am going to chill with her again next week. Second date I went on, on Friday with the sexy older woman went great. Had a ton of fun at an Irish pub, then went to a small club where danced together for a bit, then sat by the water, made out and had some fun dry humping lmao.

Just went on my third date and I don't even know how to explain it. It was awkward; SHE was awkward. It was like our personalities didn't match well or something. I'll keep it short and just say the date ended for me when she rejected my kiss before I even went for it. I could tell it wasn't going to be a successful attempt because she wasn't turning to look at me AT ALL when I was sitting next to her and we were talking. Went for it anyways, NO REGRETS! I touched her hair and she (I sh*t you not) said "what are you doing?" Right there the date was over for me. I let off, leaned back and laughed and she said "were you going to kiss me?" - "Yes" - "Sorry, I don't kiss on the first date." I didn't even try to make conversation after that. I was done. Drove her back to her car and said "c'ya." She told me to text her so she knows I got home safe (lol srsly?), too late, her number's already gone.

Well boyz, some are winners aaaaaand some are losers! Trudge on!

[vash1789]

only had one date this weekend...was suppose to watch a movie with another girl but she flaked and wants to reschedule for next weekend.

The date went pretty good. We got along well and we were supposed to hang out after her work but she ended up going to this bbq and I was like wtf...so she wants to reschedule for next weekend as well lol.

Anywho im gonna call this other chick right now who is like 80% DTF and gonna work on getting it to 100%.

happy fishing brahs

[FilledSlim]

I've been on about 10 dates and I've never been denied a kiss yet - actually every single one led to making out at least.

Last few I picked up a girl who I met through OkC cause she was stranded at a train station. Picked her up, came back to the house (I had some fence work being done and I was to pay the guys) and chilled a bit, kissed, couldn't get farther cause she was tired from a long day, etc. Promised to chill again.

Second one we've been discussing sex, we met up at night, went walking around a park, ended up smashing in a sleeping bag. Smashed again last night. Keeping her around for lonely nights.

And the last one I had is annoying me. We went to watch X-Men (movie first dates suck but I really wanted to see it) and afterward went to the park. Kissed, and in the end she gave me roughly half a blowjob and wouldn't let me go farther at all. Promised to meet me again Friday. Yet I want to meet up with her sooner cause unless I smash I don't think I'll get her out of my head.

All in all it's been about 8 OkC dates and 2 PoF ones. I still have a bunch on texts I'm trying to close a date on, but recently just stopped trying since I've been having more success.

[GaDoomZ]

Almost went on a date with this chick, talked to her on the phone she spilled her whole life story. She was batchit crazy. Wanted me to go over to her place at night, when she got off of work. She was a chubbers and didn't want to take the train so I said fuk that. She was DTF but when i asked for noods she didnt give any. Guess chubbers dont like sending them nudes. Second time a chubber has refused to send noods

[ErikG803]

Seeing fuking red right now brahs

Cliffs:
- She lives about 30 minutes away
- We decide to meet up at a place about 20 minutes away from me
- I get the wrong address and therefore wrong directions and get taken 15 minutes in the wrong direction (that part's on me)
- We were supposed to meet at 10 so I text her saying to stay there, I'll be like 10 minutes late
- Finally get to our spot, don't see her car, check my texts and all I see is a frownie face
- Call her and ask her where she is
- SAYS SHE CAN'T MAKE IT (I texted her at 9:20 saying I was leaving, then again at about 9:50 saying I was in the wrong place, don't get a text from her til literally 9:58)
- Go fuking Ultimate Warrior/doitbig on her and hang up
- Get a text on my ride home about 25 minutes later saying "I had a sitter but she cancelled. My fault"

On the bright side I wasn't carjacked like I suspected.

[Fanatik]

Aesthetical or tiptop make a new thread

[Aesthetical]

Aesthetical or tiptop make a new thread

Done deal...part 3 is up.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post694710271

[yosoyesteban]

I messaged this chick the "your account is being closed" line, all she responded with was LMAO. what should I reply?

[HarryJManback]

I messaged this chick the "your account is being closed" line, all she responded with was LMAO. what should I reply?

Tell her it's not 1953 anymore. She looks like a greaser