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[TampaDMBfan]

found one of my old buddies ex's on pof. used to have a crush on me back in the day. will smash.

[arian11]

Here you go guise; opener

Hey cutie i write rhymes for a livin, so sit back and rub your clit while you listen;
saw that you were single babe you should let me smash, the things that i would do just to put it in your ass;
but we should take things slow like a turtle on the beach, but i should let you know that i'm craving pussy cream;
licky licky lick thats my tung on your clit, slurpy slurpy slurp take it all in a sip;
you're cute i'm cute lets get this thing goin', so just message me back so we can get the ball rollin'

lol, lettuce know how many replies you get with that.

[ipleadthe5th]

Nipple out on PoF profile pic. Someone close to her troll and say something about asking fo nudes but nevermind

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=27785537

[tential]

Read from last picture (down to up)

Opened with the CLOSURE line..










Bit of fat in the face, but looks like a fun body. In process of acquiring moar

Wow. I didn't think account closure line would EVER work on a girl that isn't hot. Which one did you send to that girl that she was dumb enough to think she is anything higher than a 4/10?
EditWorld standards I'd probably smash and be content)

[Heaney]

Got 3 solid 7's on the go right now. One lives close, like 20 minutes away, the other one is about an hour away, and my favorite is like 3 hours away, luckily that girls moving a lot closer for school. Hoping to smash all three by mid june.

Closest girl:



Second closest:



Far girl:

LOL the "close" girl messaged me when I had a profile....>"RavenCorrina" or some ****?

[tential]

Nipple out on PoF profile pic. Someone close to her troll and say something about asking fo nudes but nevermind

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=27785537

Intimate encounters section.

[arian11]

So do you guys ever use the chat to talk to any of the girls when they are online? Or do you just go from messaging on there to texting? One girl did the chat with my troll account and I asked for moar pics because she was talking about how her boobs are big and her ass is nice. And she said she would and that she wouldn't disappoint but no pics came.

[ipleadthe5th]

troll?

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member28253946.htm

[laneanders]

nice

[chalup]

srs 10/10.. I blew it tho as posted earlier in this thread. This is after mountain lion copy pasta.

Original Message YOU sent on 5/23/2011 6:38:25 PM
I know right?? And if that went good and since I find you very attractive I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice..


sweetness I would love that and then maybe i could sing you a song and play my guitar for you ...we can talk on skype if you would like to im still at work but i think it will be easier talking to you on there ...nun.ya.bidness(yes i edited it..) is my skype name

[PockyAF]

Wow. I didn't think account closure line would EVER work on a girl that isn't hot. Which one did you send to that girl that she was dumb enough to think she is anything higher than a 4/10?
EditWorld standards I'd probably smash and be content)

The lusual (Poseidon).

Hello,
I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring to your attention that you are above and beyond our maximum standards for looks. You are clearly a x/10 and here on Plenty of Fish we only allow 6/10 maximum.

Your account will be CLOSED unless you reply to this message with your name, phone number, your favorite flower, how many cheetos you can fit in your mouth (just curious) and if you prefer chinese or italian cuisine. This is very serious business and I would advise you not to take my message lightly or you might anger my boss Poseidon, the lord of the seas.

Thanks.

would def smash, just cause there's nothing else to do tonight.

Been working on another girl from OKC, who's a legit 7.5/10, 3 years older and is a nurse. Really haven't been doing much OKC and POF, just cause I've been going out more lately with local PUAs and been having tons of success IRL

log on every once and awhile when I'm bored during the weekdays

[PlayboySpanky]

So do you guys ever use the chat to talk to any of the girls when they are online? Or do you just go from messaging on there to texting? One girl did the chat with my troll account and I asked for moar pics because she was talking about how her boobs are big and her ass is nice. And she said she would and that she wouldn't disappoint but no pics came.

i never use chat.. too much thinking on the spot.. I have so many original pastas i use on girls for every situation that all lead to the same thing.. a number.. then you can start texting and texting is a lot easier... Hate chat.. and when you start texting you can get a date setup..

[BoilerUpIndy]

troll?

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member28253946.htm

troll confirmed brah

[edswood]

soniamproud.jpeg

Won 2 tickets today for a huge Indy500 pre-race party downtown Saturday night (face value $75 each)...open bar all night long, and Christina Milian and other big name people will be in attendance. Asked the girl I've been texting for about a week from PoF to join me, gave her the details, she just replied saying she is down.

inb4 she cancels

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[matpat3000]

Guys, for reps can I get cliffs?

Not srs

I need some good clever openers. Most of mine are getting old.

Here's my link. I need to find a new pic. But the About Me part gets all the girls wet

I will use the best opener on 20 girls tonight... all good looking... and see how it works out

[ipleadthe5th]

alpha as fuk Boiler

[ipleadthe5th]

Openers, its a little outdated

[ErikG803]

Guys, for reps can I get cliffs?

Not srs

I need some good clever openers. Most of mine are getting old.

Here's my link. I need to find a new pic. But the About Me part gets all the girls wet

I will use the best opener on 20 girls tonight... all good looking... and see how it works out

Where's the link brah

I'm trying to figure out a better About Me. I just stole some lines from Rob Lowe on Parks and Rec. Probably good for a solid chuckle but it's not great.

[Stealth4000]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=28251940

[Kc17]

LOL the "close" girl messaged me when I had a profile....>"RavenCorrina" or some ****?

Haha yep. She seems alright, I've made her send me 3 more pics to make sure she isn't ugly. Didn't even have to try to get her number, said in her profile she likes Italians with broad shoulders, so I literally sent her this:

Italian - Check
Broad Shoulders - Check
Bout to get your number - Check

She sent me back some flirtatious message with her number in it lol

[matpat3000]

Here's my profile. Let me know if you think I should change anything

1. I like to read books. And by read I mean drink and by books I mean Budweiser. Remember, I before E except in Budweiser. Also, other things but not limited to just that and then some if not less.

2. My goals are to be better than you at everything. Even giving birth.

3. I don't talk about myself. I let my mouth do that for me. And what comes out of my mouth is in no way controlled by either side of my brain. It is solely controlled by me.

4. Depends on what day it is. If is it triceps day at the gym, there is no way I can go out and listen to Techno slash house music due to the need of fist pumping which in turn would cause a calcium buildup in the elbow which only certain vitamins and a lot of water can fix.

Did you fall from heaven? And smash your face on the pavement?
Did you fall from heaven? Because you were too fat to fly?




First Date? I would have you meet me half way and have you park your car at the nearest train station due to increased gas prices. Don't worry, I wouldn't ask for gas money. After that, I would find the nearest alcohol store to purchase the most expensive bottle of Caldwell Vodka I could find. If that doesn't tickle your fancy, and we are off to a rough start, I would allow you to control the radio, (unless the Bruins are on) but only using the presets that I have put myself.

Once we get to the restaurant/dive bar, I would let you order whatever you like that is the cheapest on the menu. I prefer you eat salad. We can order some lemonade and while the waitress is admiring my shoes, we could pour the vodka I have cleverly snuck in using your purse.

By now you would have fallen head over heals at my charming personality and my ability to complain to the manager until we get free food. If that's not the case, there is something obviously wrong with you and I would call you a cab. At this point, I would mosey on over to the bar, where I would get awesomely drunk and then have to call my own taxi, where I would ask him to drop me off at your car so you could pay the man. After that, I would have you meet my mom.

[arian11]

It sucks having no job, no classes, and being bored all day. I spend most of my time in this thread or checking my email for new messages. Girls take forever to reply. Hopefully the Heat game can keep me away for awhile so it doesn't look like I'm on all the time, lol. Waiting for a couple girls to reply so I can do the pasta to get their number and start texting to set a date up.

[PlayboySpanky]

i've only used OkC and got plenty; guess i'll try Plenty of Fish.

[ipleadthe5th]

It sucks having no job, no classes, and being bored all day. I spend most of my time in this thread or checking my email for new messages. Girls take forever to reply. Hopefully the Heat game can keep me away for awhile so it doesn't look like I'm on all the time, lol. Waiting for a couple girls to reply so I can do the pasta to get their number and start texting to set a date up.

I have a job.....and I do the same as you, of course I phuck Mrs 5th in between checking messages.

[chalup]

Here's my profile. Let me know if you think I should change anything

1. I like to read books. And by read I mean drink and by books I mean Budweiser. Remember, I before E except in Budweiser. Also, other things but not limited to just that and then some if not less.

2. My goals are to be better than you at everything. Even giving birth.

3. I don't talk about myself. I let my mouth do that for me. And what comes out of my mouth is in no way controlled by either side of my brain. It is solely controlled by me.

4. Depends on what day it is. If is it triceps day at the gym, there is no way I can go out and listen to Techno slash house music due to the need of fist pumping which in turn would cause a calcium buildup in the elbow which only certain vitamins and a lot of water can fix.

Did you fall from heaven? And smash your face on the pavement?
Did you fall from heaven? Because you were too fat to fly?




First Date? I would have you meet me half way and have you park your car at the nearest train station due to increased gas prices. Don't worry, I wouldn't ask for gas money. After that, I would find the nearest alcohol store to purchase the most expensive bottle of Caldwell Vodka I could find. If that doesn't tickle your fancy, and we are off to a rough start, I would allow you to control the radio, (unless the Bruins are on) but only using the presets that I have put myself.

Once we get to the restaurant/dive bar, I would let you order whatever you like that is the cheapest on the menu. I prefer you eat salad. We can order some lemonade and while the waitress is admiring my shoes, we could pour the vodka I have cleverly snuck in using your purse.

By now you would have fallen head over heals at my charming personality and my ability to complain to the manager until we get free food. If that's not the case, there is something obviously wrong with you and I would call you a cab. At this point, I would mosey on over to the bar, where I would get awesomely drunk and then have to call my own taxi, where I would ask him to drop me off at your car so you could pay the man. After that, I would have you meet my mom.

If this isnt a troll account I would make it less douchebaggish.. Get the same point across with things girls can relate to..

"I am a shallow, conceited, arrogant prick. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful, gentleman you meet. I believe life is all about taking chances and meeting new people, experiencing new things, and having your perceptions altered. People think they have a "type." People think I have a "type." I prefer not to categorize people."

^^**** like that brah.

[ipleadthe5th]

If this isnt a troll account I would make it less douchebaggish.. Get the same point across with things girls can relate to..

"I am a shallow, conceited, arrogant prick. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful, gentleman you meet. I believe life is all about taking chances and meeting new people, experiencing new things, and having your perceptions altered. People think they have a "type." People think I have a "type." I prefer not to categorize people."

^^**** like that brah.

Mines a complete douche bag acct.

[Marzzz]

No play at all on POF... majority of the girls would just unread and delete my message or reply once and delete. Tried asking for an MSN to talk to them but only got one but probably a troll. fml Wish I had more social pictures.



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[arian11]

Mines a complete douche bag acct.

So you're married and just troll girls? Does Mrs. 5th know?

[matpat3000]

If this isnt a troll account I would make it less douchebaggish.. Get the same point across with things girls can relate to..

"I am a shallow, conceited, arrogant prick. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful, gentleman you meet. I believe life is all about taking chances and meeting new people, experiencing new things, and having your perceptions altered. People think they have a "type." People think I have a "type." I prefer not to categorize people."

^^**** like that brah.

Mines a complete douche bag acct.

See the thing is, I have dated some pretty decent looking girls in my area. And I see tons of girls out at bars around here as well. If somebody thinks that I'm putting my heart and sole to find a girl on this website, it will not only make me look like a ****, but girls will think I can't get girls and then I'm foreveralone.

So therefor, I am just making it as a joke and to see who will respond. I have had some girls be like "if you're serious then you have problems and if you're kidding then you are hilarious"

[arian11]

No play at all on POF... majority of the girls would just unread and delete my message or reply once and delete. Tried asking for an MSN to talk to them but only got one but probably a troll. fml



Feelinguglyman.jpg

Maybe you should use your profile pic from here. Girls love dogs, lol.