Around page 95 there is a good example of iPleadthe5th's Profile, try and make it a bit moreOriginally Posted by Wu-Massacre
about yourself, though.
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05-17-2011, 11:41 PM #6151Josh Maddocks
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Reps on sight: ☆☆☆UK Crew☆☆☆
Zyzz, RIP my dude.
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05-17-2011, 11:49 PM #6152Registered User
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lol just made one kinda copied his word for word hopefully he doesnt mine ima just test this bish out for couple days then start to edit mine and o lawd i found my 20 year old neighbor on here TROLOLOLOLOriginally Posted by Sithbrah
Around page 95 there is a good example of iPleadthe5th's Profile, try and make it a bit more
about yourself, though.<3
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05-18-2011, 12:57 AM #6153Registered User
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Endless reps to Fanatik for the idea, Ive started a new thread for the Flirtomatic app:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=134654591
Hope some of the trolls can be a part of it!
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05-18-2011, 03:32 AM #6154
I'm back FINALS ARE DONE.
Time for the owner of V1. to come back.
Last edited by FS2; 05-18-2011 at 03:40 AM.
Founder of the Jason Genova archive.
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05-18-2011, 04:09 AM #6155Registered User
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Went with this combo pasta:Originally Posted by ICuMirnMyGlutes
Me: Divorce pasta
Her: Its even more funny that my real ex hubby's name is Chris!
What's my follow up to that?
Pity that a fellow Chris had such an aesthetically pleasing splendor that clearly defied the genetic code get away. I don't know about him or any other guy you know, but personally I would do battle with a family of wolverines inside a port o potty with my hands tied behind my back and a shake weight attached to my head as my only weapon just to have a one in a million chance to share a Swanson TV dinner with you over a web cam on a dial up connection.Creepin like a boss
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05-18-2011, 04:38 AM #6156Zen
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Gotta be a troll...
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05-18-2011, 04:56 AM #6157Registered User
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Hey man, where are you at in SC? I haven't spammed the all and I got a warning yesterday from PoF so Im laying law. I haven't really trolled anyone from Clemson to Gaffney b/c that's close to me and I have zero intentions of actually meeting anyone of these sloars. I'll be more than glad to help you troll some bishes.Originally Posted by daiawa
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05-18-2011, 04:58 AM #6158Registered User
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Just sent her.....Good lord my heavenly blessed beauty who's beauty is divine and everlasting. If there were ever a picture beside the word 'cute' in that heavy @$$ book that Webster published it would be those sunglasses you're sporting in your profile pic.Originally Posted by MalteseManbeast
Gotta be a troll...
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05-18-2011, 05:06 AM #6159DIRTY SOUTH CREW
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Saw on TV last night this guy tired to hit on a co-worker and said something about a gift card so I desided to see what ya'll thought about this.
Just wanted to say I find you very attractive, If I got to know you, I would invite you to have dinner with me using the $50 gift card I won to applebee’s, I know it isn’t much but with the right planning, we can get our meal and maybe desert paid for and I wont have to spend a dime. So if you interested message me back and we’ll set the date.KENTUCKY WILDCATS NCAA CHAMPS 2012 #8!!
PSN= zartine
steam=zartine11
*always rep back*
******official misc photography crew******
★★★★★ DIRTY SOUTH CREW ☆☆☆☆☆
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05-18-2011, 05:19 AM #6160Registered User
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Edited.Originally Posted by zartine
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05-18-2011, 05:26 AM #6161DIRTY SOUTH CREW
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very nice good sir!Originally Posted by ipleadthe5th
KENTUCKY WILDCATS NCAA CHAMPS 2012 #8!!
PSN= zartine
steam=zartine11
*always rep back*
******official misc photography crew******
★★★★★ DIRTY SOUTH CREW ☆☆☆☆☆
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05-18-2011, 05:31 AM #6162Registered User
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Her headline reads...."Looking for new adventures."
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05-18-2011, 05:45 AM #6163The only adventure she is going to find is a homeless man in a 99c store offering reach arounds.Originally Posted by ipleadthe5th
Her headline reads...."Looking for new adventures."Founder of the Jason Genova archive.
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05-18-2011, 06:24 AM #6164South Florida brah
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^^^ Oh LAWD. how about this:
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member23488935.htm#in★★★ I was part of the Ultra 2013 Thread Crew ★★★
★★★ I was part of the Ultra 2014 Thread Crew ★★★
┏(-_-)┛I was part of the Ultra 2015 Thread Crew (AND WAS FRONT ROW AT ASOT 700)┗(-_- )┓
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05-18-2011, 06:31 AM #6165Banned
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I can't find it. Link me please?Originally Posted by Wu-Massacre
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05-18-2011, 06:34 AM #6166Registered User
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POF full of disappoint today. have to leave for work in like 10 mins figured id spam out some messages and see what i come back to but couldnt find a single girl to.
time to check okc(ツ)
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05-18-2011, 06:41 AM #6167South Florida brah
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Brah, OKC in my area has a lot of new girls that signed up within the past week...messaged one 2 days ago and we had a really good convo last night. IDK, I guess the single bishes are looking for bf's for the summer so they are starting to flock the dating sites haha.Originally Posted by Black_Dread
★★★ I was part of the Ultra 2013 Thread Crew ★★★
★★★ I was part of the Ultra 2014 Thread Crew ★★★
┏(-_-)┛I was part of the Ultra 2015 Thread Crew (AND WAS FRONT ROW AT ASOT 700)┗(-_- )┓
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05-18-2011, 06:42 AM #6168Registered User
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how do you sort the matches? by like "online now" or "online in past day" i switch between those.. maybe i should do online in past day maybe im missing all the good ones haha. sent out a few messages thoughOriginally Posted by BoilerUpIndy
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05-18-2011, 06:44 AM #6169Registered User
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Originally Posted by MalteseManbeast
Gotta be a troll...
Her: Did you masturbate to my picturesOriginally Posted by ipleadthe5th
haha why wouldnt you just taste me?
Me: Yes I did, to that picture of you in the bikini. I turned off all the lights in the room and closed the curtains. It was completely dark except for the heavenly blessed glow of the screen of my laptop. I turned on Rebecca Blacks hit song "Friday" and lubed up. My dog was out side the door of the room scratching to get in b/c he loves that song. I closed my eyes for a second and imaged it was you clawing at the wall as I had you pinned against it planting my carrot deep inside your lettuce patch. My womb warriors stormed your vaginal castle and filled the dinning halls and corridors with wondrous splendor. It was a great celebration.
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05-18-2011, 06:48 AM #6170Fuc.k Genetics
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thats good haha rep she is really cute
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05-18-2011, 06:53 AM #6171Registered User
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http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=18358827
Get after that brahs!!
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05-18-2011, 07:22 AM #6172Registered User
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I know we have a pasta for profile pics when they are doing some sort of bent over pose, do we or can we get one for 1. the duck face pose and b. the peace sign pose?
Creepin like a boss
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05-18-2011, 07:25 AM #6173Registered User
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Originally Posted by ICuMirnMyGlutes
I would do battle with a family of wolverines inside of a port-o-potty with my hands tied behind my back and an anal bead flail strapped to my head as my only weapon just to see the view from that door in your profile picture
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05-18-2011, 07:26 AM #6174South Florida brah
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Well during the day I sort by "online in the past day" since there usually aren't too many chics online in the morning/early afternoon...but at night I do both "online now" (since a lot more chicks are online) and "in the past day". I also like to sort by "who's new"...that's how I found the new chic I'm talking to now. Only problem is that the new chicks get bombarded with hundreds of messages, so after I didn't hear from her for a day I just sent her another one and we ended up chatting for about an hr or so....she mentioned that most guys on the site are creeps or boring, so the copy pasta definitely helped .Originally Posted by Black_Dread
★★★ I was part of the Ultra 2013 Thread Crew ★★★
★★★ I was part of the Ultra 2014 Thread Crew ★★★
┏(-_-)┛I was part of the Ultra 2015 Thread Crew (AND WAS FRONT ROW AT ASOT 700)┗(-_- )┓
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05-18-2011, 07:29 AM #6175Registered User
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Use this line. I haven't been able to get on in a while. Got me some interesting results, so I am sharing with the misc.
I am awe-struck. Your personality radiates with an indefatigable cadence. I am enamored by your propensity to completely enrapture ones carnal, metaphysical, and spiritual desires. Your words, along with your beauty, are now the very foundation of my ever receiving heart - the cornerstone, if you will. I would seek to wine and dine you, but I must admit that the act of wining and dining would simply be a medium of which to transfer my hearts desires on to you. In knowing this, if you are still agreeable to my proposition, perhaps a light discourse would be in order. What do you say??
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05-18-2011, 07:32 AM #6176Registered User
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Nice, the one I had was:Originally Posted by ipleadthe5th
I would do battle with a family of wolverines inside of a port-o-potty with my hands tied behind my back and an anal bead flail strapped to my head as my only weapon just to see the view from that door in your profile picture
I’ve noticed that some of your photos you’re bent over quite a bit, so I would get that checked out being young and suffering from back problems.
Source: Dr. Myron GainesCreepin like a boss
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05-18-2011, 07:52 AM #6177Registered User
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Originally Posted by MalteseManbeast
Gotta be a troll...
Originally Posted by ipleadthe5th
Me again: I removed the batteries from my wireless mouse so I cannot click off of your profile. I think Im starting to get a chubby again so I will be in dispose for a few mins while I fap to your pictures again.Originally Posted by ipleadthe5th
Her: Did you masturbate to my pictures
haha why wouldnt you just taste me?
Me: Yes I did, to that picture of you in the bikini. I turned off all the lights in the room and closed the curtains. It was completely dark except for the heavenly blessed glow of the screen of my laptop. I turned on Rebecca Blacks hit song "Friday" and lubed up. My dog was out side the door of the room scratching to get in b/c he loves that song. I closed my eyes for a second and imaged it was you clawing at the wall as I had you pinned against it planting my carrot deep inside your lettuce patch. My womb warriors stormed your vaginal castle and filled the dinning halls and corridors with wondrous splendor. It was a great celebration.
brb
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05-18-2011, 07:52 AM #6178start weight: 140lbs
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http://www.plentyoffish.com/member24020472.htm
this messaged me..
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Cutting goal - get shredded.
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05-18-2011, 07:58 AM #6179Registered User
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http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=27840822
She's 26 and has 4 kids age 7,5,2 and 6 months. Anything else let 'er know
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05-18-2011, 07:59 AM #6180Registered User
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What'd it say?Originally Posted by GazzyS
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