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    my girlfriend invited me to her house

    My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, "i have feelings for you, shall we have s*x" , I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "you've won my trust"... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car
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    That was hilarious OP they should make a joke out of it


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    Originally Posted by eightpac3 View Post
    My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, "i have feelings for you, shall we have s*x" , I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "you've won my trust"... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car
    lol..... Imagine if you had the condoms on you lol.

    Anyways, cool story.
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    Edit: dam op, wasnt aware that it was commercial!
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    jokes on her you w ere going to fuk her sister
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    Originally Posted by irvinelaw View Post
    That was hilarious OP they should make a joke out of it


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    lol I actually wasnt aware.
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    Originally Posted by Scho77 View Post
    lol..... Imagine if you had the condoms on you lol.

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    Originally Posted by FullSack View Post
    shutup
    ok??? why u mad tho?
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    i thought that commercial was funny, too, op.
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    I laffed IRL.
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    Originally Posted by Scho77 View Post
    ok??? why u mad tho?
    not mad just thought u sounded like a lame douche
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    not mad just thought u sounded like a lame douche
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