driving 1 hr to have sex with this in a cemetary on saturday(pic)

[Rashman]

this is why i misc.

[LoKx]

better get your **** ready for a rape charge.

but srsly... how the hell do you expect to get a hard-on in a cemetery...

Bateman got a hardon with a woman with a pony tail on her lower back, he can do anything.

[TooAnabolic]

i'll have to bring my soundrecorder and straight up ask her "do you want to have sex?"

lolol

equivocate brah, "I feel we're not sexually compatible."

[CreamPie Charlie]

subbed

[TurboBurger]

groce

[moetstylesbrah]

least of my worries at the moment. she currently thinks we are headed to a relationship. my plan is to hit and ditch on saturday. my main concern is that this chick will flip sh!t once she finds out i plan to lose her afterwards. i am worried she will cry rape and i know you can report "rape" up to 48 hours after said "incident" which means i'll have to bring my soundrecorder and straight up ask her "do you want to have sex?"
i'll put my mind to more use later and think of all the scenarios and the best ways out for me

watch out brah, i know 6 dudes that got charged with sexual assault from a fat bitsh SRS. this how it went down and im lucky that i was not there because every one got a criminal record from that night.

this whale thats a known whore got invited by one of the boys to a hotel room that 20 of of my friends chipped into (we do this often when clubbing), she got horny and pretty much took on who ever was there, every one got blowjobs and slammed her in every hole.

^ after that some one called her a dirty slut after some of them cumming on her and then few others dissed her too.. she got embarrassed and called rape on every one that was in the hotel room.

she is a 0/10 and some of my homies that bang 8+/10 bitshes got sexual assault charges.. moral of the story since your brought this up is be careful lol

[TheBateman]

watch out brah, i know 6 dudes that got charged with sexual assault from a fat bitsh SRS. this how it went down and im lucky that i was not there because every one got a criminal record from that night.

this whale thats a known whore got invited by one of the boys to a hotel room that 20 of of my friends chipped into (we do this often when clubbing), she got horny and pretty much took on who ever was there, every one got blowjobs and slammed her in every hole.

^ after that some one called her a dirty slut after some of them cumming on her and then few others dissed her too.. she got embarrassed and called rape on every one that was in the hotel room.

she is a 0/10 and some of my homies that bang 8+/10 bitshes got sexual assault charges.. moral of the story since your brought this up is be careful lol

a sound recording + prior messaging establishing consent should suffice right?

[Ashton117]

least of my worries at the moment. she currently thinks we are headed to a relationship. my plan is to hit and ditch on saturday. my main concern is that this chick will flip sh!t once she finds out i plan to lose her afterwards. i am worried she will cry rape and i know you can report "rape" up to 48 hours after said "incident" which means i'll have to bring my soundrecorder and straight up ask her "do you want to have sex?"
i'll put my mind to more use later and think of all the scenarios and the best ways out for me

Just keep texting her for a week after saying why you cant hang out. Then you can just ignore her

[John_Connor]

lol

[LoKx]

watch out brah, i know 6 dudes that got charged with sexual assault from a fat bitsh SRS. this how it went down and im lucky that i was not there because every one got a criminal record from that night.

this whale thats a known whore got invited by one of the boys to a hotel room that 20 of of my friends chipped into (we do this often when clubbing), she got horny and pretty much took on who ever was there, every one got blowjobs and slammed her in every hole.

^ after that some one called her a dirty slut after some of them cumming on her and then few others dissed her too.. she got embarrassed and called rape on every one that was in the hotel room.

she is a 0/10 and some of my homies that bang 8+/10 bitshes got sexual assault charges.. moral of the story since your brought this up is be careful lol

you forgot to mention she was 12 tho...

jk this happened to my friend, ruined his life, kicked out of his house etc.
All because the chick didn't want her mom thinking she got drunk that night.
Friend got a sexual offenders status for life because some girl didn't want to get grounded.

[Deevious]

I think most of you missed the point... This girl dies sometime 2 weeks ago. Bate has downgraded further than the Misc ever dared hope for: plowing dead whales.

[Loudz0r]

Just keep texting her for a week after saying why you cant hang out. Then you can just ignore her

this, no?

[moetstylesbrah]

a sound recording + prior messaging establishing consent should suffice right?

perfect even though the bitsh calling rape in your case is alot different. but good to always look after your own back lol

i do the tape recorder when ever i used to bang 16 year olds that i know lied to me about being 16 <-- legal age in australia

EDIT: subbed to thread lol

[zuyzilla]

lmao so fukin in

[HumptyBrah]

TheBateman's endless quest for lulz and reps is both awe-inspiring and admirable. Keep fighting the good fight OP. Godspeed.

[Alwaysprolol]

u cannot be serious

[SashaStarr]

least of my worries at the moment. she currently thinks we are headed to a relationship. my plan is to hit and ditch on saturday. my main concern is that this chick will flip sh!t once she finds out i plan to lose her afterwards. i am worried she will cry rape and i know you can report "rape" up to 48 hours after said "incident" which means i'll have to bring my soundrecorder and straight up ask her "do you want to have sex?"
i'll put my mind to more use later and think of all the scenarios and the best ways out for me

Sounds like you've got it all planned out Bateman. But, why would you have to trick a girl like That to want to have sex with you? Why would you even have to bring up the topic of a relationship?


This here is just my female logic:

I swear, no offense to you Bateman cause you probably get your satisfaction with this kinda weird stuff, but, if everyone claims to be so "alpha" or whatever, why not just be straight up? Tell her "*i*** I just wanna *u**." This way you weed out the good girls and get left with the ones who are dtf. At least you can narrow your search to humans rather than include sea creatures. Justsayin

Maybe you'll get more of these kinds of dtf girls:

[HumptyBrah]

Sounds like you've got it all planned out Bateman. But, why would you have to trick a girl like That to want to have sex with you? Why would you even have to bring up the topic of a relationship?


This here is just my female logic:

I swear, no offense to you Bateman cause you probably get your satisfaction with this kinda weird stuff, but, if everyone claims to be so "alpha" or whatever, why not just be straight up? Tell her "*i*** I just wanna *u**." This way you weed out the good girls and get left with the ones who are dtf. At least you can narrow your search to humans rather than include sea creatures. Justsayin

Maybe you'll get more of these kinds of dtf girls:

You must be new here

This is what TheBateman does. He finds nasty ass whales on craigslist and POF and smashes them for the lulz. Wouldn't bring the lulz if they were hot.

Also, lettuce be reality: OP probably gets 10x more ass than the average miscer since he has no standards

[ilivonsports]

I would expect nothing less from you

[TheBateman]

Sounds like you've got it all planned out Bateman. But, why would you have to trick a girl like That to want to have sex with you? Why would you even have to bring up the topic of a relationship?


This here is just my female logic:

I swear, no offense to you Bateman cause you probably get your satisfaction with this kinda weird stuff, but, if everyone claims to be so "alpha" or whatever, why not just be straight up? Tell her "*i*** I just wanna *u**." This way you weed out the good girls and get left with the ones who are dtf. At least you can narrow your search to humans rather than include sea creatures. Justsayin

Maybe you'll get more of these kinds of dtf girls:

i don't claim to be alpha and i know i have problems. and yes your spot on that my needs are simply more than just sexual. the psychological torment/distress is more appealing to me. maybe this is revenge against all the bitches who have wronged me in the past, i don't know.
I was straight up with her and told her I wanted to bone her. she said she wanted more than that. it is not my fault she is this gullible.

[SashaStarr]

You must be new here

This is what TheBateman does. He finds nasty ass whales on craigslist and POF and smashes them for the lulz. Wouldn't bring the lulz if they were hot.

Also, lettuce be reality: OP probably gets 10x more ass than the average miscer since he has no standards

Ohhh I know exactly what Bateman does. He later freaks out about whether he caught some kind of disease. You're probably right, it wouldn't be as funny. But, I'm lookin out for Bateman's interests here. Maybe he'd honestly rather be with a hot chick... Neverknow

[SashaStarr]

i don't claim to be alpha and i know i have problems. and yes your spot on that my needs are simply more than just sexual. the psychological torment/distress is more appealing to me. maybe this is revenge against all the bitches who have wronged me in the past, i don't know.
I was straight up with her and told her I wanted to bone her. she said she wanted more than that. it is not my fault she is this gullible.

It's not your fault she's gullible. She's just fat and maybe ugly and has low self esteem. This doesn't mean she's gullible. What breaks a woman's habit of being gullible is getting seriously hurt emotionally, physically, etc. Maybe she hasn't had the opportunity to get hurt yet Because of her physique. In a way you're an A******, but, in a way you'll make her stronger, Bateman.
(again, my warped version of female logic.)

[TheAdlerian]

i don't claim to be alpha and i know i have problems. and yes your spot on that my needs are simply more than just sexual. the psychological torment/distress is more appealing to me. maybe this is revenge against all the bitches who have wronged me in the past, i don't know.
I was straight up with her and told her I wanted to bone her. she said she wanted more than that. it is not my fault she is this gullible.

Dude.

[HumptyBrah]

Dude.

As a lawyer what are your thoughts on this?

[MiKeYDiDiT]

Dude.

gj...

[FuzzeWuzze]

Good thing your going to the cemetery.

Your probably going to want to kill yourself after touching that.

You should arrive early and pre-dig your grave.

[TheAdlerian]

It's not your fault she's gullible. She's just fat and maybe ugly and has low self esteem. This doesn't mean she's gullible. What breaks a woman's habit of being gullible is getting seriously hurt emotionally, physically, etc. Maybe she hasn't had the opportunity to get hurt yet Because of her physique. In a way you're an A******, but, in a way you'll make her stronger, Bateman.
(again, my warped version of female logic.)

How about, no.

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

Lulz, awesome...

[TheBateman]

Dude.

Ah my old friend. I'd appreciate any advice again via pm
good to see you

[TheAdlerian]

Ah my old friend. I'd appreciate any advice again via pm
good to see you

Same here.

My only complaint is the the cemetery which is a security risk, as you mentioned. Also, it's good that you got her consent, but if you recorded it on the phone that's illegal in most states unless you got her consent for that too.

I recommend you picking the cemetery location and getting there first. Having a club would be good because you're more likely to use that over a knife.