Mind-blown: guys wipe their ass sitting down?

[guest89]

To you sitters: How do you not get sh!t smeared on your gouche-ballsack area?

[SCHWARZSTARK]

To you sitters: How do you not get sh!t smeared on your gouche-ballsack area?

By not having Parkinsons?

[Patrick-Bateman]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=132120693

That poll was much more even. I think my thread title had an implied bias against sitters, so they showed up in greater numbers

[fuuuuuuuuu]

how the fuk does one stand and wipe their ass? Someone ms paint this shyt

relax ass cheeks and wipe, simple brah

[RowdyRavager]

To you sitters: How do you not get sh!t smeared on your gouche-ballsack area?

WTF.. I reach around to wipe in a front to back motion.

Remember:

Front to back = Good
Back to front = Bad

Never thought I'd be giving wiping lessons to grown men lulz.

[LargerThanYou]

lol all you people saying you sit and wipe are definetly trolling, i stand and will always stand

[ericph77]

if s_hit is falling out of you when you stand up,you clearly sh_itted wrong... i stand,lean slightly forward,everything opens up nicely(sometimes grab outer cheek with left hand,wipe with the right)-----

i tried the sitting thing(and that worked nicely also),i just felt grossed about having my hand that close to the toilet water where my massize brown snake lies in its grave.....

i also feel girly wiping while sitting------ both ways get the job done though


curious,anyone have this happen to them??-you ever take a chit,and realize after your done giving birth on the toilet,there's no toilet paper(or even paper towels) left?? had that happen a FEW times,had to go in the shower,turn around,bend forward(quite a bit),do a hard spread with both hands,and let that water wash away my slime...felt good,but a hassle

[conisag]

no..thats not right..you must sit to spread dem cheaks...
in after op stands up and squishes poo between his cheeks..then cleans..and drops **** into his pants..

[Clives_Bicep]

To you sitters: How do you not get sh!t smeared on your gouche-ballsack area?

because we dont wipe from between our legs, dumbass lol

[ziggy5121]

Lmao. Why would you stand up, and then wipe your ass?

[Gt3x24x7]

I piss standing and wipe standing.

Brb ****ting standing

[RowdyRavager]

if s_hit is falling out of you when you stand up,you clearly sh_itted wrong... i stand,lean slightly forward,everything opens up nicely(sometimes grab outer cheek with left hand,wipe with the right)-----

i tried the sitting thing(and that worked nicely also),i just felt grossed about having my hand that close to the toilet water where my massize brown snake lies in its grave.....

i also feel girly wiping while sitting------ both ways get the job done though


curious,anyone have this happen to them??-you ever take a chit,and realize after your done giving birth on the toilet,there's no toilet paper(or even paper towels) left?? had that happen a FEW times,had to go in the shower,turn around,bend forward(quite a bit),do a hard spread with both hands,and let that water wash away my slime...felt good,but a hassle

I used my socks and boxers when I ran out of TP once.

Resourceful as fuk cuzz

[Jeremyn87]

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[SCHWARZSTARK]

I used to stand, sitting uses far less TP. TP rationing was an important lesson as a student.

[chrisg4]

am i the only one who does both?

[wbeaver]

I used to only wipe sitting. Over the past few years I have migrated to standing. I like it better, though from time to time I wipe sitting just for sh*ts and giggles.

[_Ishy]

Why would you stand?

[xdestron]

People who stand to wipe were utterly failed by their parents.

When I have a kid, the first thing I will teach him/her is how to properly wipe their ass by sitting down like a civilized human being.

[plummaa]

sitter signing in

why would you stand? it's not like you shiet standing up, so why would you wipe standing up?

mind = obliterated

[YoMoMsB]

mind = blown!
was reading this while droppin a deuce baby. Im a stander btw. I tried the sitting lean to the side & wipe method. Took 1 wipe & all clean, never happened like that when I would do it standing, would take way more wipes. And lemme tell you about that cheek spread lol

[GreatDutchHope]

How the hell do you stand? Do you bend over a bit to spread cheecks a tad or what? Cannot even fathom.

[xtraviolent]

Sitter. Have been all my life.
People who compared sitting with being a female needs to get a brain.

It spreads your cheeks for a better clean, how is that not logical?
I'd like to hear what benefit standing provides other than "only females wipe sitting down" idiocy.

EDIT: Not sure if all sitters do this but I don't wipe between the legs...I reach behind to wipe.

[ElegantCawk]

Why would you stand?

lol this

if you stand you get little brown pieces of toilet paper all over the place

[lolgreg]

i used to stand until i was about 17ish then found out i was doing it wrong lol

Yeah, I used to stand as a kid, but then I realized how stupid it was.

[D3th 2 Aw3]

I don't understand how you guys do it sitting... Stander here...

[James_87]

I prefer the hybrid approach: quick clean up sitting, thorough partially standing. Best of both worlds.

[El_Ch1no]

....Stander here, didn't even know about the sitting method; my mind=obliterated.

I can't believe I went through 22 years dealing with inefficient wipes.

Us primitive standers are going to need a step by step tutorial on how this works.

I have had many a'dumps where it was straight pudding that no amount of wiping would get clean and need to jump in the shower. If this solves that my life is fulfilled.

[Arteta]

There's way more freedom if you stand.
It's not usually a one wipe job, I don't know how sitters don't get cramp trying to wipe in a small space.

[rushki]

mind blown, life-time stander here.

[Pedroli]

i'M MORE alarmed by the fact that some guys wipe from the front, i.e., they put their hand between their balls and the toilet. wtf?