Mind-blown: guys wipe their ass sitting down?

[DerReise]

How can you stand and wipe? Why don't you stand while driving while you're at it?

You sit, lean a little forward with one side and wipe...absolute total butt-hole domination and cleanliness without breaking a sweat.

Lmao @ standing and having juice or blocks of sheet drop down your leg. Pls go

[8nd]

There's one 6'4 dude in my office that wipes standing up. It's so weird just seeing the top of a dude's head peaking over the stall.

lol @ standers

[yumahd]

I wipe while sitting for a few wipes, then finish it off with a few wipes standing. But then I only started wiping sitting recently.

[Ken-O]

lol at wipping sitting down. brb walking with my asscrack full of shit for the rest of the day

[GoBLue1986]

i do both...plus use some baby wipes to get a clean ass..i take no chances of skidmarks....srs

[Patrick-Bateman]

How can you stand and wipe? Why don't you stand while driving while you're at it?

You sit, lean a little forward with one side and wipe...absolute total butt-hole domination and cleanliness without breaking a sweat.

Lmao @ standing and having juice or blocks of sheet drop down your leg. Pls go

u mad I have 1-2 clean drops and I'm done? Lay off the processed foods if you have chronic diarrhea, otherwise there is no reason for sh*t to be pouring down your leg

[Kenetics]

STANDING
PROS: Easier access to affected area, immediate gratification of seeing what you made in the bowl

CONS: Risk of getting poo on the floor that wasn’t quite out when you were still sitting, possible strained hamstring

Sitters will argue that when you stand up, the poo “mushes together” between your cheeks, but I can assure you that is not the case.

SITTING
PROS: More relaxing, very little chance of poo ending up on the floor

CONS: Small risk of accidentally misjudging and sticking your hand in the water, harder to cover all surface area.

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/...ow-do-you-wipe

[3lixer]

I stand and also wipe downwards which I recently found out was not normal.

[Kaduceus]

ew, you need to sit brahs

standing up momentarily closes your buttcheeks and will smear shyt all around and squish it together, gross as fuk

[matt3989]

how the fuk does one stand and wipe their ass? Someone ms paint this shyt

[reverse79]

lmfao @ this thread

if you sit to wipe your baby dick...thats an entirely separate story

sitter/spreader here (nohomo)

why would you stand up and smear whatever remains down there?

front to backer

[Patrick-Bateman]

while in a psuedo-sitting/bentover squat I wash my butt with water.

Then after the water drips off, I wipe with tp.

Clean butt. NO poop smell ftw.

I hope your toilet has a bidet, otherwise that's absolutely disgusting splashing toilet water on your crack

[TakeYourMulti]

More of a squatter.

[Faboo]

how the fuk does one stand and wipe their ass? Someone ms paint this shyt

this....its actually hard for me to imagine

do u straight up stand and spread ur own cheeks while wiping at the same time..then bend back down for ur pants??

[Blakeee]

lol, who the fuk wipes standing up?

do you piss with your pants all the way down too?

lulz

lol who the fuk even does that

[RalGrad]

sitter here.
where are you guys getting the idea that if you wipe while sitting youre gonna get **** everywhere.
the whole point of sitting in the first place is that it spreads your ass cheeks so you can take a ****. so why would it be any different for cleaning up afterwards?

[Infinit350]

I'm so alarmed because someone wipes their **** in a different position than me.

[CRyan64]

how the fuk does one manage to get sh*t on their hands when sitting and wiping? bro you just sit and wipe that sh*t...

[jamelin123]

psh **** wiping standing. sittings definitely the way to go

[jro9999]

are you guys retarded? nobody stands up straight to wipe an ass thats just stupid. and to the people saying sh!t would fall down into your pants if you stood up.... wat??????????????? do you seriously have turds and sh!t just loosely dangling from your ass when you finish sh!tting?

lifelong stander here

come at me bro

[tubeman]

I sit because it spreads dem cheeks allowing for a better clean as the **** is more accessible.

^ this. Seems like too much trouble to stand to wipe.

[beersandwich]

lol this is weird.

who the fuk stands up?

i think no one in australia stands up. never seen/heard/though of it.

[anonymous]

this....its actually hard for me to imagine

do u straight up stand and spread ur own cheeks while wiping at the same time..then bend back down for ur pants??

Its a slight squatting position and then you just reach behind and wipe up and down until its clean. Enlighten me on how you do it sitting. I would be afraid of reaching my arm too low and touch the shyt in the toilet or having to squirm around to get certain spots.

[johnsonbagaroni]

heres ms paint misc brahs

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[barook]

wheres that ms paint of the guy wiping his ass by pulling the toilet paper over his head.

[JustinSane110]

Its a slight squatting position and then you just reach behind and wipe up and down until its clean. Enlighten me on how you do it sitting. I would be afraid of reaching my arm too low and touch the shyt in the toilet or having to squirm around to get certain spots.

1. Lean forwards so the back half of your ass leaves the back of the seat
2. Reach back and wipe ass
3. ????
4. Profit (from not smushing sh*t 'tween dem cheeks!)

[jro9999]

heres ms paint misc brahs

[img][/img]

lol ok so this guy cant draw for sh!t so i thought id try

[OminousShadow]

I stand while at home, and sit when in public. Dunno why

[RowdyRavager]

I'm a sitter/leaner, provides the best ass crack spread to comfortability ratio.

[Alchem]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=132120693