Mind-blown: guys wipe their ass sitting down?

[JDkeystone]

da fukk i am so disappoint by the current poll results lol...

[Frozt69]

I use the fuking bidet, stander when unavailable.

[wZk.60]

Still not sure is the standers are just trolling or not.

[ubermario]

I combine the two, add it to the poll bish!

[JDkeystone]

Still not sure is the standers are just trolling or not.

lol I don't think you sitters are actually getting what the standers are saying, so I'm gonna copy and paste what I wrote about this in the Toronto Misc thread yesterday (we were talking about it over there too):

^^^ lawlz THIS. sitting is straight up disgustng. the best part is seeing all the sitters in that thread be all like "wtf how can you standers take a dump, then stand STRAIGHT UP, clenching your butt cheeks together, smearing the sh*t all over the inside of your ass like dookie pancakes, and think you're gonna get it all out rather than doing it while SITTING????" herp derp, yeah, cuz standers consciously try to squeeze their cheeks together to prevent the TP from cleaning anything out of there (cuz that would make heaps of sense, right?)

to all you silly sitters- it's already been stated countless times, but the standing position is a leaning squat position, which does a fantastic job in keeping your ass cheeks spread far apart (you don't even need to pull 'em apart with your other hand if you do it right), and which keeps your ass hovering over the bowl, NOT your pants (so nothing's gonna "fall" into them when you get in the squat lmao). and the beauty of this position is that you're not putting your hand or arm anywhere near the actual bowl itself, and have way more room to work with in getting your arse clean as a goddamn whistle.

so for the love of humanity, PLEASE school yourselves on the proper way to wipe, and let's stop unhygienic practices in their filthy tracks!

/rant

cliffs- standing = squatting (essentially the same thing as sitting, but with a safer distance from the bowl, more room to clean with, and zero chance of your fingers making contact with anything below the toilet seat). in short, standing/squatting = win/win.

[TheCore84]

I just tried the sit wipe after 25 years of standing/chair salutation yoga pose wipe, and am convinced that ALL YOU SITTERS ARE THE BIGGEST TROLLS EVER!

brb not much room for hand while sitting
brb move forward on seat
brb dick touches front inside of toilet (groce!)
brb check tp for cleanliness status, brb **** on toilet seat
brb showering my ass clean and cleaning bathroom because of mess I made


brb sitting is trolling

i lol'd cuz i did the same thing last night after reading this thread and came to the exact same conclusions.

[Sherloc]

It varies depends on many factors.

[Water_American]

I used to stand when I was like 8 years old. Then I developed motor coordination to the point where I was able to wipe a paper tissue across my ******* without having to stand fully up. It was an amazing turning point for me.

[wZk.60]

lol I don't think you sitters are actually getting what the standers are saying, so I'm gonna copy and paste what I wrote about this in the Toronto Misc thread yesterday (we were talking about it over there too):



cliffs- standing = squatting (essentially the same thing as sitting, but with a safer distance from the bowl, more room to clean with, and zero chance of your fingers making contact with anything below the toilet seat). in short, standing/squatting = win/win.

Now I know you are just trolling, everyone knows girls don't poop.

[rashbeep]

i can't believe i've lived 20 years and didn't know that some people stand to wipe their ****

holy ****

[JDkeystone]

Now I know you are just trolling, everyone knows girls don't poop.

lol even if that were true, you saying wiping isn't needed for peeing? damn, you sitters really are dirty little freaks, aren't ya?

[123Score]

Now I know you are just trolling, everyone knows girls don't poop.

Bro....they don't poop...they take fukin huge ass sh i ts!!!

[123Score]

bumped for the lulz

[grzepa]

sitter here

[SRSmiscerIZsrs]

stander checking in.

[Povidius]

Ugh... MISC is so filled with uncouth primal beasts. Silly children, I have servants who wipe my ass.

This thread is invalid.

[JTrain306]

How do you sitters not get sh*t all over your hand?

Because I'm not a retard