not even sure the logic behind standing up to wipe
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04-04-2011, 01:25 PM #301Registered User
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04-04-2011, 01:25 PM #302so very angry!
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when you stand.. you come around the side of your cheek not from above.....Originally Posted by 123Score
when i sat.. i leaned left and went under the cheek.... i dont know...psn: mdksniper
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04-04-2011, 01:26 PM #303Banned
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Originally Posted by Ralph Wiggum
Look at the vid. I do not go from the top? WTF? Go from the side.
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04-04-2011, 01:27 PM #304Brew Crew
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Mind blown. I've been a sitter all my life, I tried the standing and wtf are you guys thinking, its way easier sitting. Just asked my friend, and he's been a stander all his life.... friendship is over.
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04-04-2011, 01:30 PM #305Registered User
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Was always a stander and had no idea men sat until I had an incident. Went to a friend of a friends house and the strange bastard had cream coloured carpet in his toilet. I dropped a sh*t, stud up and wiped my ass with it facing away from the toilet. When I turned round there were hundreds of sh*tty winnits (clumps of toilet paper) all over his floor. From that day on I became a sitter.
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04-04-2011, 01:32 PM #306BB.com Platinum Member
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I stood for years...
Then I mixed it up for a couple months.
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04-04-2011, 01:35 PM #307Superior Posting Genetics
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I was a stander for years, then realized sitting is much more convenient because it cleans faster and I only need 1 hand.
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04-04-2011, 01:36 PM #308Registered User
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WTFFFF
people stand up to wipe their ass, brb having **** fall on your pants
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04-04-2011, 01:45 PM #309Registered User
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There's no way to do a thorough job sitting. I've tried, it's just not possible, the angle is all wrong. All you sitters need to invest in a bidet, only thing that can save you.
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04-04-2011, 01:49 PM #310Denver Broncos Fan
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Why would you stand to wipe... and lol and standers thinking you get **** on your hand. I dunno about you but I ain't fisting my self down there.
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04-04-2011, 02:13 PM #311so very angry!
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I do go for the side.. didn't work..Originally Posted by 123Score
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04-04-2011, 02:36 PM #312Don't neg back, cuz u mad
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Sitter my whole life. People deliberately make it harder, less effective and overall more dirty for no single explained benefit?
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04-04-2011, 02:43 PM #313Registered User
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Got it backwards pal, sitting is harder, less effective and overall more dirty.Originally Posted by TatItUp
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04-04-2011, 03:11 PM #314Registered Rustler™
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no silly, when u stand u bend over slightly so the ass is hanging over the toilet, damn how big are the clumps getting stuck in your ass hair?Originally Posted by Vindicate
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04-04-2011, 04:05 PM #315Kegel master
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I've caught a couple of guys standing and wiping in the club, looked like they were doing blow, so when i hoped over the stall to see what was what the mother ****er looked like he was getting ready to finger his *******.Originally Posted by Tycho_Brohe
id say 90% of male club patrons are sitters.sim simma, who got dem keys to ma bimmah?
Oh there they are, carry on, nothing to see here.
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04-04-2011, 04:07 PM #316
wtf if i wiped my ass sitting down all the **** would get on my hand
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04-04-2011, 04:13 PM #317Cutting
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Just want to clarify...If you stand and wipe...poop will not be falling out of anywhere as humans usually finish their poop before any wiping commenses. Also how bad are your poops if when you stand it goes inbetween your butt cheeks.
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04-04-2011, 04:14 PM #318Ferina Forever
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Tissue is phucking stupid. Your ass is gonna stink like s.hit if you just wipe the crack with tissue. Y'all need to be using water
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04-04-2011, 04:16 PM #319Prestige Worldwide
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Standing is superior. Why is this, you may ask. I will tell you. It is better because you can get up and wet a portion of the toilet paper in the sink, thereby enhancing the effects of your bottom cleansing by at least 217% when compared to dry toilet paper.
The next point is subjective, and may differ based on the physiology of certain people, but the way my anal canal is structured it seems like I can go deeper into my rectum whilst standing. No homosexual.
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04-04-2011, 04:17 PM #320Banned
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if you sit when you wipe i honestly consider you less of a man
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04-04-2011, 04:19 PM #321Registered User
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I was a stander, seen a similar thread and swapped to sitter.
Best decision ever made, its clean in like 4 wipes?? Normally standing it takes at least 10 mins......
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04-04-2011, 04:20 PM #322Registered User
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What the ****, seriously, people stand up?
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04-04-2011, 04:21 PM #323Banned
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I never knew people stood up to wipe until my friend told me a few months ago, i thought he was joking at frst.
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04-04-2011, 04:27 PM #324Sw0le-ass 150lbr at heart
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Don't see why people get so worked up over this it is just personal preference and the way people have been brought up.
However that being said, I have a hairy ass crack so if i'll try sitting to see if it cleans better.
And seriously wtf at people thinking **** falls down your legs and into your pants, this would only happen if you don't finish ****ting before standing up....Last edited by Jakeylee; 04-04-2011 at 04:33 PM.
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04-04-2011, 04:30 PM #325Registered User
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I just tried the sit wipe after 25 years of standing/chair salutation yoga pose wipe, and am convinced that ALL YOU SITTERS ARE THE BIGGEST TROLLS EVER!
brb not much room for hand while sitting
brb move forward on seat
brb dick touches front inside of toilet (groce!)
brb check tp for cleanliness status, brb **** on toilet seat
brb showering my ass clean and cleaning bathroom because of mess I made
brb sitting is trolling
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04-04-2011, 04:34 PM #326Registered User
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mind blown that people actually wipe their ass sitting down, this is new to me (srs)
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04-04-2011, 04:36 PM #327BIG5EXY
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I was a sitter until about 13 then I started standing for some reason. I'm not sure exactly why, maybe it's because I'm so tall.
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04-04-2011, 04:36 PM #328so very angry!
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it takes a little bit longer because you deep clean when standing...Originally Posted by Mr Bo Jangles
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04-04-2011, 04:43 PM #329Worst BB geneticsEVER
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lulz, this.Originally Posted by LargerThanYou
Thought only the bishes did it sitting.
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Might try it sitting if it reduces the amount of toilet paper needed, I use about half a roll each time haha, gotta make sure all is gone!
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04-05-2011, 11:34 AM #330Banned
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Why can't a chick stand to wipe?Originally Posted by Seany6
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