besides smashing a bitch with the wrath of a thousand virgin tmiscers
-i once seriously thought about cumming in my own mouth
-jerked off and busted on the wall of a bathroom stall
-jerked off to my second cousin
don't even ****in lie. you brahs know you think of some disgusting **** when you're really horny
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04-02-2011, 10:22 PM #1Banned
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Crazy things you do when you're REALLY horny
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04-03-2011, 09:28 PM #2Banned
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bump cuz this brought teh lolz in the tmisc. contribute your sick stories brosephs
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04-03-2011, 09:29 PM #3Registered User
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why the fuk would you ever think about cumming in your mouth? My mind is full of fuk right now
Heard you bought a new dvd player. Lets go for a drink and ill show you how to use it
im korean so you know im good with electronics and eating pussy
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04-03-2011, 09:29 PM #4Registered User
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no crew needed
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04-03-2011, 09:29 PM #5Banned
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one time i was so horny i rubbed my pen0r with my hand
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04-03-2011, 09:30 PM #6Registered User
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04-03-2011, 09:30 PM #7Registered User
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whhhaaaattt thhhheeeeee fuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkk
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04-03-2011, 09:30 PM #8Registered User
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what the fack
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04-03-2011, 09:30 PM #9Banned
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didn't **** or fap for about 2 weeks. i was never so horny in my life idk what i was thinkingOriginally Posted by faddy5624
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04-03-2011, 09:30 PM #10Registered User
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Originally Posted by HighHurdler
i fukn LOL'd. i can't think of much, other then fapping to porn that would make the 2girls1cup people go WTF.
well, not THAT bad.
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04-03-2011, 09:31 PM #11Got Heem
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does thinking about smashing a whale count. tehy are nott real bitches..
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04-03-2011, 09:31 PM #12Let me poo in your mouf
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Hovered over thread. Was certain OP would be red. Entered thread to check.
Son I am disappoint.
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04-03-2011, 09:31 PM #13By Grace everlasting
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theres a place called 4chan. use it.
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04-03-2011, 09:31 PM #14Registered User
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Originally Posted by HighHurdler
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04-03-2011, 09:31 PM #15Registered User
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when i'm horny and can't have sex and am too impatient, i always end up watching porn that, afterwards, i'm ridiculously disgusted by, and thinking 'did i really just watch this? oh fck, i'm unclean'. i don't do anything really crazy though, i just have sex or fap. simple, right?
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04-03-2011, 09:31 PM #16Registered User
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i ate my cum and posted it on the misc of the lulz
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04-03-2011, 09:32 PM #17
wanted to bust in your own mouth?
you on dat ****gy time?
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04-03-2011, 09:32 PM #18
Generally results in me being disgusted when I finish when I realize what I was watching.
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04-03-2011, 09:33 PM #19Registered User
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i hate that ******* so much, hes probably the one miscer i hate the mostOriginally Posted by DK_82
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04-03-2011, 09:33 PM #20Registered User
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We've all been there OP (The horny part. Not the cumming in your own mouth part wtf)Originally Posted by HighHurdler
I rep back...
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04-03-2011, 09:33 PM #21r/supplements
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fapped to BBW Scat porn. She threw her leg up and just took a massive sht into her hand. High resolution with some close ups. At the time it was really hot.
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04-03-2011, 09:33 PM #22rep power:432354
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04-03-2011, 09:33 PM #23Banned
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very srs. when i'm horny as fuk my brain starts to malfunction
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04-03-2011, 09:33 PM #24Registered User
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WTF op
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04-03-2011, 09:34 PM #25anonymousGuestI don't understand the cumming in ur own mouth whatsoever. Why would that be satisfying? The whole point of fapping is you imagine your fukking a girl. What are you imagining when you cum into your own mouth?Originally Posted by HighHurdler
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04-03-2011, 09:34 PM #26In Trance We Trust
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I can't say I've wanted my cum in my mouth... When I get really horny I just fap over and over until my dick bleeds.
Wait wat.[Official] San Diego Brah
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04-03-2011, 09:34 PM #27Banned
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Geez JeredOriginally Posted by HighHurdler
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04-03-2011, 09:35 PM #28Banned
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OP = gay
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04-03-2011, 09:35 PM #29
1. go upside down on a wall and you head being the only thing on the bed
2. fap
3. cum on face
4.?????????
5. profit*Strong Join Date Crew (pre-2005)*
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04-03-2011, 09:36 PM #30Weak join date crew.
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Agreed to meet up with whale later. Immediately after fapping the regret set in.
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