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    cool story I want to share with the misc

    alright so I was on this flight back from a vacation. this was back when I was drinking a ton of water a day. I had to piss so fuking bad and tried to use the lavatory before they lock it when the plane is on the descent and they turn on the seatbelt light and won't let you get up. well both the front and back restrooms were occupied the whole time so I had to hold it. when we finally landed we had to taxi around for a long ass time waiting for a terminal to open up so we could get out. the flight had already been delayed and this just made things even worse. the whole time everyone is getting antsy. there were some stereotypical NY motherfukers on this flight loudmouthing and whatnot. the pilot comes on the intercom and apologizes and makes jokes and whatnot. he sounded like a total goober and a douche. the seat belt light is still on and you can't walk about the cabin. whole time I'm still holding my piss and contemplating pissing into my water bottle right then and there. my parents noticed me squirming and I let them know what was up and they were like ZOMG no don't piss into your waterbottle if someone sees it could mean indecent exposure charges. finally I say fuk it and get up to go piss. it's locked and the male flight attendant tells me to sit down and I say I gotta piss bro!! then he just tells me to sit again. so I go all the way to the front restroom and told the female flight attendants to open up the restroom because I'm not sitting down. they do and while I'm in there taking the longest piss ever I hear the douche pilot over the intercom saying sorry folks well we would already be there if some people would have used the restroom before the descent like they're supposed to. I'm in there thinking wtf?!?!?! you son of a bitch you can't blame this on me, you're the one that made the flight delayed and created this whole scenario. so I'm done and when I get out there's some people clapping and some people booing me, then I jokingly take a bow. then as I'm walking back to my seat some skater punk sticks his wimpy little foot out in a failed attempt to try and trip me. I barely stubbed my foot and proceeded to take a few steps forward, then turned around and smacked his hat off his head. got to my seat and sat down without any urge to urinate whatsoever.

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    then as I'm walking back to my seat some skater punk sticks his wimpy little foot out in a failed attempt to try and trip me. I barely stubbed my foot and proceeded to take a few steps forward, then turned around and smacked his hat off his head


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    Originally Posted by Cpt.Insano View Post
    then as I'm walking back to my seat some skater punk sticks his wimpy little foot out in a failed attempt to try and trip me. I barely stubbed my foot and proceeded to take a few steps forward, then turned around and smacked his hat off his head


    lol cool story bro srs
    lol that's my favorite part too. this happened to me a few years ago and I thought of it just now.
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    will read because of your 2nd post, not that im intrigued by it (no homo) but because you took the time to do that

    edit: i lol'd

    also hoping you actually knocked the hat off of him and its not a lie lolz
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    Originally Posted by fah92 View Post
    will read because of your 2nd post, not that im intrigued by it (no homo) but because you took the time to do that
    thanks bro.

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    Originally Posted by fah92 View Post
    edit: i lol'd

    also hoping you actually knocked the hat off of him and its not a lie lolz
    lol yes I really did. little bitch didn't do sh!t about it either.
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