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03-29-2011, 01:25 PM #1Registered user
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Good April fools jokes to pull on girlfriend
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03-29-2011, 01:26 PM #2Registered User
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fuk her sister
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03-29-2011, 01:26 PM #3Registered User
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Tell her it actually gets bigger and that you can last longer.
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03-29-2011, 01:28 PM #4Registered User
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tell her you got the aids.
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03-29-2011, 01:28 PM #5je ne sais pas
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tell her you got another girl pregnant
or that you have some sort of STD
edit:
can't see any ****ing pics, o/p/fashioncrew/
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03-29-2011, 01:29 PM #6iFit
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std
^^FFUUUUuuuU+
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03-29-2011, 01:29 PM #7Banned
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Light her on fire during sex. (semi-srs)
Post naked pictures of her on the misc and send her a link (100% srs)
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03-29-2011, 01:29 PM #8288
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Have sex with a hooker and record it. Put it on play on your tv so when she wakes up in the morning she will see it. Lolz will ensue.
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03-29-2011, 01:30 PM #9sick kunt
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fuk another girl in front of her.
yell april fools and tell her it's really a guy you're banging.100,000,000k+
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03-29-2011, 01:31 PM #10Registered User
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my girl lives 200 miles away, I only see her once every couple of weeks. Thinking of "accidentally" texting her "hey babe, I think I left my watch at your place. I was in a hurry this morning." she would flip out.
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03-29-2011, 01:31 PM #11Registered User
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tell her you made a thread with pics
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03-29-2011, 01:32 PM #12Resident MTB crash expert
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walk around with a bag of frozen veggies on your nuts and tell her you got a vasectomy to insure you don't have kids in the future
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03-29-2011, 01:32 PM #13Registered User
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Lol thats riskyOriginally Posted by Magnetbox
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03-29-2011, 01:35 PM #14U Mad Brah?
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joke with her that you're cheating and baam she will reveal herself as a slut and has been fuking tons of guys behind your back, lolwut
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03-29-2011, 01:35 PM #15je ne sais pas
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took me about five minutes to get thisOriginally Posted by Magnetbox
i kept telling myself, wtf this post makes no goddamn sense/fashioncrew/
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03-29-2011, 01:39 PM #16Semper Fidelis
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Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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03-29-2011, 01:48 PM #17Registered User
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F*cking awesome, lol.Originally Posted by HELIX35
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03-29-2011, 01:49 PM #18Android > iOS
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Tell her you're not a phaggot.
She'll laugh her ass off, guaranteed.☬Punjabi Crew☬
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03-29-2011, 01:50 PM #19The Fister
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Tell her you're pregnant
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03-29-2011, 01:51 PM #20Registered User
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Tell her that was never your cawk to begin with. It was just a dildo you were using.
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03-29-2011, 01:53 PM #21Hustle
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I work for a printing company and im going to take a lab report sheet and make myself test positive for Herpes and the Clap and leave the paper on the counter
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03-29-2011, 01:55 PM #22Registered User
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surprise anal is always a great prank
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03-29-2011, 01:56 PM #23Brahs gonna brah
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Get a family member or friend to call her from a number she wouldn't have,have them tell her they are sorry they have to tell her but YOUR NAME HERE died in a car accident this morning. Or you could fake propose.
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03-29-2011, 01:57 PM #24Banned
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do it.Originally Posted by Magnetbox
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03-29-2011, 01:58 PM #25Registered User
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Tell her you're a phaggot
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03-29-2011, 01:59 PM #26Read This If You're Gay
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1. tell her you got some other bish pregant
2. you got dat dere aids
3. break up with her
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03-29-2011, 02:00 PM #27Registered User
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03-29-2011, 02:00 PM #28Banned
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probs the best prank you can do to a female
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04-01-2012, 02:24 PM #29Registered User
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TOo funny
this thread is possibly the funniest one Ive ever come across these suggestions are so ridiculous im laughing hysterically right now hahahaha
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04-01-2012, 02:26 PM #30(づ￣ ³￣)づ
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My ex called me up minutes after I left my 16 hour shift and told me she cheated on me last week, lack of sleep and working all day I forgot it was April 1st... I raged so hard I was on my way to her house, then she told me april fools and I felt like an idiot and went home and fapped then slept.
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