Good April fools jokes to pull on girlfriend

[gbpackers]

Any genius ideas?

[Nick817]

fuk her sister

[Immichaelski]

Tell her it actually gets bigger and that you can last longer.

[halfasianbrah]

tell her you got the aids.

[gerbilz]

tell her you got another girl pregnant

or that you have some sort of STD

edit:

can't see any ****ing pics, o/p

[hitchafide]

std

^^FFUUUUuuuU

[M_Pek]

Light her on fire during sex. (semi-srs)


Post naked pictures of her on the misc and send her a link (100% srs)

[Strongbow]

Have sex with a hooker and record it. Put it on play on your tv so when she wakes up in the morning she will see it. Lolz will ensue.

[ftown]

fuk another girl in front of her.


yell april fools and tell her it's really a guy you're banging.

[Magnetbox]

my girl lives 200 miles away, I only see her once every couple of weeks. Thinking of "accidentally" texting her "hey babe, I think I left my watch at your place. I was in a hurry this morning." she would flip out.

[LifeAt30000feet]

tell her you made a thread with pics

[MtnJax]

walk around with a bag of frozen veggies on your nuts and tell her you got a vasectomy to insure you don't have kids in the future

[BeReal23]

my girl lives 200 miles away, I only see her once every couple of weeks. Thinking of "accidentally" texting her "hey babe, I think I left my watch at your place. I was in a hurry this morning." she would flip out.

Lol thats risky

[irboreddd]

joke with her that you're cheating and baam she will reveal herself as a slut and has been fuking tons of guys behind your back, lolwut

[gerbilz]

my girl lives 200 miles away, I only see her once every couple of weeks. Thinking of "accidentally" texting her "hey babe, I think I left my watch at your place. I was in a hurry this morning." she would flip out.

took me about five minutes to get this

i kept telling myself, wtf this post makes no goddamn sense

[HELIX35]

[Deevious]

F*cking awesome, lol.

[RootedEvo]

Tell her you're not a phaggot.



She'll laugh her ass off, guaranteed.

[lincolnmkv]

Tell her you're pregnant

[vash1789]

Tell her that was never your cawk to begin with. It was just a dildo you were using.

[BradInPhx]

I work for a printing company and im going to take a lab report sheet and make myself test positive for Herpes and the Clap and leave the paper on the counter

[Bluerex]

surprise anal is always a great prank

[Smegmalion]

Get a family member or friend to call her from a number she wouldn't have,have them tell her they are sorry they have to tell her but YOUR NAME HERE died in a car accident this morning. Or you could fake propose.

[je1ani]

my girl lives 200 miles away, I only see her once every couple of weeks. Thinking of "accidentally" texting her "hey babe, I think I left my watch at your place. I was in a hurry this morning." she would flip out.

do it.

[rsemans]

Tell her you're a phaggot

[AlliWantisLulz]

1. tell her you got some other bish pregant
2. you got dat dere aids
3. break up with her

[foodandliquor]

[VTEAZR]

probs the best prank you can do to a female

[BeckBristow]

this thread is possibly the funniest one Ive ever come across these suggestions are so ridiculous im laughing hysterically right now hahahaha

[PrimeraRS]

My ex called me up minutes after I left my 16 hour shift and told me she cheated on me last week, lack of sleep and working all day I forgot it was April 1st... I raged so hard I was on my way to her house, then she told me april fools and I felt like an idiot and went home and fapped then slept.