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03-21-2011, 01:10 PM #1Registered User
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Wanna get laid? ask me how.
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03-21-2011, 01:19 PM #2Registered User
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In for the Q & A session!
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03-21-2011, 01:23 PM #3Banned
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How do I lay the pipe young kind sir?
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03-21-2011, 01:25 PM #4Registered User
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first things first. no matter how wet you think they are. spit on it.Originally Posted by DoubtErased
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03-21-2011, 01:36 PM #5
I'm a virgin, probably gonna be a "two pump chump"... any pointers?
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03-21-2011, 01:38 PM #6Registered User
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bust one b4 hand if possible and you are confident in you ability to get back up.Originally Posted by S1X
change positions often. Everytime you think you are getting close. Pull out. take a deep breath. Flip her over and hit it from a different angle.
I also remember hearing there is a spot on a man, like bottom of his balls or some ****, then when pressure is applied cant stop an imminent orgasm.
honestly you will be surprised to find its harder to cum during sex than you think.
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03-21-2011, 01:45 PM #7devil may care
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how do you get the ladies turned on......so they want to bonk me like crazy???
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03-21-2011, 01:47 PM #8I'm not sure what expect when my first time rolls around, this one chick asked me if I'd know what I was doing (LOL). Really scared of the whole "two pump chump" thing, but Ive heard some brahs are so nervous their first time that they could do work for hours without releasing the chowder...Originally Posted by HayZues Christi
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03-21-2011, 02:03 PM #9Registered User
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talk very detailed and graphically about what you are going to do to them.Originally Posted by kineticforce
breathe hot air on their neck and ears while rubbing their inner thighs.
if you can, put your mouth on their crotch, even on outside of their clothes and exhale as much hot air as you can. works everytime. though if you are in a position to put your mouth on her pussy she is prob already pretty turned on.
ive always found the more sexual i am with my conversation and the more eye contact i make without blinking, the better i do. stare hard into a bitch's eyes and tell her exactly what you are going to do to her.
Rubbing your boner up against them while on the dance floor, or even in line to get a drink works pretty well 2.
the two pump thing is more a urban legend than it is a reality.Originally Posted by S1X
and chances are even if you do cum that quick, its cause u r super turned on. If you are that turned on, give it 4 minutes and you will be ready for round 2. which will likely last longer.
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03-21-2011, 02:04 PM #10Registered User
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Not to hijack OP's thread but being a 21 year old virgin (no hate, nothing wrong with it) and all you should just be trying to get the first one out of the way in my opinion. I lost mine to a chubby, drunk 5/10 and not a single fuk was given. She was not very attractive plus I was wasted so I lasted a good 15 minutes even though I was going in raw lol. The next day I felt invincible. Don't worry about how long you'll last or if she'll think you're good or any of that sh!t the first time.Originally Posted by S1X
Oh and why did the girl ask you if you would know what to do, you told her you're a virgin?! NOOO
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03-21-2011, 02:09 PM #11Yeah, she asked and I wasn't gonna lie. Honestly, I don't think you can fake it... She said she's "after a good time" and being in my situation, that probably won't be happen. Main reason is that she's a ho, that came onto me....definitely something I shouldn't of got caught up in but I didn't know better haha.Originally Posted by G-Profit
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03-21-2011, 02:10 PM #12Registered User
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just make sure you spit on it bro. nothing more embarassing than not being able to get it in.Originally Posted by S1X
gather a bunch of spit at the end of your tongue, grab it with your hand. rub it on your dick head and the **** will slide in with ease. if your good at it, she wont even see you do it.
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03-21-2011, 02:15 PM #13LOL! Note taken.....I won't be raw dogging it though, that's for sure.Originally Posted by HayZues Christi
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03-21-2011, 02:19 PM #14Registered User
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why not bro? skin on skin, no rubbers. It doesn't count as losing your virginity unless you bareback. (not srs) (well, technically srs lol)Originally Posted by S1X
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03-21-2011, 02:28 PM #15Registered User
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How?
My tutorial on getting the old ******** chat back - http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=725166661
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03-21-2011, 02:29 PM #16Trying to walk the line.
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How do ya go from meeting a chick to railing her on the same night????
I have a small dick, is that ok
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03-21-2011, 02:33 PM #17Well for starters, the last thing I want is to be a father. Then there's also the possible STD's...Originally Posted by G-Profit
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03-21-2011, 02:35 PM #18Never pet a burning dog.
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All guys do this, and it never feels good.Originally Posted by HayZues Christi
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03-21-2011, 02:38 PM #19Registered User
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Well it really depends on how and where you met her.Originally Posted by RighteousZeal
The one thing that doesn't change is that you will have 2 be bold and willing 2 fail.
Not often will she proposition the sex, so u can't be scared 2 throw it out there.
Number 1 way 2 **** the first day is with the help of alcohol. Obviously this is easier in a club situation. Easiest in a house party.
Now if you meet her at the library or something, you can't be like "hey can I get ur number, maybe we can get together this weekend or something." You gotta be like "what u doin after this? My roomates outta town. Wanna grab a bottle and go watch the bulls game at my place?"
Like I said, these are high risk high reward plays. Chances of being rejected are much greater, but **** it. Who cares. Half those bitches who give u their number to hang out "next weekend" won't ever come through anyway, so might as well go 4 the kill from the jump.
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notsureifsrs.jpgOriginally Posted by fukc
Every girl I've done this to quivers and some even moan. Same with light kisses on the same areas.__________________
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03-21-2011, 02:42 PM #21Registered User
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You = every female.Originally Posted by fukc
Wow. Didn't realize that...
Even I like it when a chick is breathing all hot and heavy over my body. Its not like a panting smelly breath huff n puff. Its gotta be sneaky and sensual. Should be accompanied with a kiss or lick on that same body part as well.
Let's be honest fukc, you are a social failure and shouldn't be coming in here confusing my solid advice. I love ya and all, but stop.
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03-21-2011, 02:44 PM #22Never pet a burning dog.
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Someone breathing in your ear doesn't feel good. Anywhere else, wonderful just not there. I've just never met a guy who doesn't do it... You have a point though, I may be the only girl that doesn't like it.Originally Posted by HayZues Christi
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03-21-2011, 02:45 PM #23Registered User
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Lol.Originally Posted by S1X
Strong virgin response.
Don't believe the bull**** inflated std propoganda. I've ****ed at least 50 bitches raw with no stds or kids.
Just pull out.
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03-21-2011, 02:46 PM #24Registered User
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in a long fuking slump. 8/10 is eyeing be in class but my confidence is in the gutter.
what do?Ron Paul 2016
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03-21-2011, 02:48 PM #25Registered User
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Lol. Not in your ear!Originally Posted by fukc
Like suck or lick the ear lobe, breathe the hot air behind the ear. U know between the ear and head.
Nobody likes having air blown in their eardrum. Haha
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03-21-2011, 02:51 PM #26Never pet a burning dog.
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The last 3 guys I was with did that and like made a point to blow. FEELS TERRIBLE. Clarify... I think guys read the advice that says girls like it and they literally blow in the ear?Originally Posted by HayZues Christi
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03-21-2011, 02:53 PM #27Registered User
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Looks like you just clarified it for me.Originally Posted by fukc
Now send me some progress pics please.
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03-21-2011, 03:20 PM #28just pull out?Originally Posted by HayZues Christi
Ok
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03-21-2011, 03:37 PM #29Eli Manning Crew
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In on propaganda. I'm 1/1 on fucking raw and STDs. Feelsbadman.Originally Posted by HayZues Christi
Yeah, probably because guys everywhere are like, "Blowing in her ear is SO money!" and then other guys try to replicate that stupid advice with predictable teenage-comedy-style results. Every woman I've met liked it when I breathed softly on the back of the neck though but it wasn't like a super-obtrusive thing.Originally Posted by fukc
OP: Need more details on said plan to pipe and dip.
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03-21-2011, 04:26 PM #30Registered User
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Where is the best place to go if you are in a new city?
What is the best group to approach solo?
How do you transition from:
"Do you know where the restroom is" or "Whats in that drink"
to "Come on baby lets go ****"
How do you accommodated for being slight fat still, and a slight lack of self esteem over the way you look?
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