Wanna get laid? ask me how.

[HayZues Christi]

Wanna get laid? Ask me how. <----- That sounds very arrogant and guru-ish to me.

But again, the fact you're pretending not to realize that is as funny as your advice.


ROFL @ You!

Man you are really starting 2 hurt my feelings.

Real recognize real. And if u can't see the truth in my advice, that is an indictment of yourself. Cuz I know this **** works. I got the experiences 2 prove it.

[800]

Man you are really starting 2 hurt my feelings.

Real recognize real. And if u can't see the truth in my advice, that is an indictment of yourself. Cuz I know this **** works. I got the experiences 2 prove it.

Get over yourself sunshine.

You're a joke. Nuff said.

[HayZues Christi]

Get over yourself sunshine.

You're a joke. Nuff said.

Lol. Wut u so mad about bruh?? I'm still waiting for you to tell me exactly what your problem with my advice is? Do u know? Or are u just a hater?

[800]

Lol. Wut u so mad about bruh?? I'm still waiting for you to tell me exactly what your problem with my advice is? Do u know? Or are u just a hater?

Not mad, just a good guy telling it like it is, keeping them honest.

No reason to hate a self-absorbed stooge like you.

[HayZues Christi]

Not mad, just a good guy telling it like it is, keeping them honest.

No reason to hate a self-absorbed stooge like you.

Ill ask one last time, just to make a point. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH THE ADVICE I HAVE GIVEN? Please please please tell me where I am wrong... If u can.

If u fail 2 answer still, will be all the proof I need that you are just a jealous sexually frusterated ***got. Pls go.

[800]

Ill ask one last time, just to make a point. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH THE ADVICE I HAVE GIVEN? Please please please tell me where I am wrong... If u can.

If u fail 2 answer still, will be all the proof I need that you are just a jealous sexually frusterated ***got. Pls go.

Untangle your panties and settle down princess.

Your obliviousness is not worth an explaination from me.

And yes, vacating this ****ty thread is the best thing I can do.

[HayZues Christi]

Untangle your panties and settle down princess.

Your obliviousness is not worth an explaination from me.

And yes, vacating this ****ty thread is the best thing I can do.

Hahahahahahahaha. You got nothing. God I love being me.

[Manoftheyear90]

Question in cliff form:

Backround
-Average to above average looking guy, slightly buildt (not chiseled or huge)
-slowly building social circle but decent sized on it's own. (I have friends)
-In college, 2nd year

Question:
-Find difficulties "reading" female signals so I never pick when I should take it to next step or worse I miss it altogether then It's too late.
-Looking for advice minus the alcohol that one's not too hard would rather learn without it.
-Step by step guide to go from first meeting to ****in ? (not necessarily in the same day)
-Thanks for the advice in advance man.

[Braeden44]

-Below average face
-Average/above average face
-No access to alcohol/dont wanna drink
-Have game,drystreak...Cant find girls to hit on
-Grow attached fast
-Too afraid to make moves
-Virgin
-2nd last year of high school
-No friends,2 close friends that dont like to party.

Help me get laid and get reps for lyfe.

[Crusher_]

i wouldnt let it bother me anymore, and if it did, i would stop ****ing her. i find it strange that she openly admits she is ****ing you bother. Most women dont, especially if she is not dating either of them. I know alot of girls i ****, **** other dude. most of them have boyfriends. it doesnt bother me. but seriously, if you dont like it, get a new fb.

strong physical attraction forces even hardened pimps to struggle with a little oneitis. Just remember, even the best pussy gets boring.

She hasn't told me and doesn't know that I know she's still seeing him, I know the ex's housemate who told me she still stays there, so I dont actually know for a fact they are f**king (but yes im not dumb)

Mmm I know what you mean, im still talking to other chicks but I dont give two ****s about these others. But you are right again, any pussy gets old after a while.

Listen to this man people he has wisdom beyone his years I know all this myself but its good to be told it by someone else

[HayZues Christi]

Question in cliff form:

Backround
-Average to above average looking guy, slightly buildt (not chiseled or huge)
-slowly building social circle but decent sized on it's own. (I have friends)
-In college, 2nd year

Question:
-Find difficulties "reading" female signals so I never pick when I should take it to next step or worse I miss it altogether then It's too late.
-Looking for advice minus the alcohol that one's not too hard would rather learn without it.
-Step by step guide to go from first meeting to ****in ? (not necessarily in the same day)
-Thanks for the advice in advance man.

difficult reading signals sounds like scared to make a move. tell me exactly what you lose if you just go for it? if she is into you, she will reciprocate. if she isnt, she wont. but thats the same outcome as not trying anyway.

from the moment you meet a woman that you want to ****. treat the relationship with her like you see her as a mate and not a friend. that by being flirtacious from the jump. the sooner you can be sexually suggestive with her the sooner you will **** her. now it takes a certain level of confidence and swagger to say certain things. If you are not comfortable loooking a stranger in the eye and telling her that you want to **** the spit out her mouth, then dont say that. Find your level of sexual suggestiveness, but be sexual. friends dont ****.

there is a fast way and a slow way to **** a girl.

fast way is going to be at a party or after midnight 90% of time.

slow way is going to be through at the very least a short courting period.

first step: establish phone contact. i prefer text cause you can think about your responses. easier to say perverted things through text than phone.

step 2: get her to start talking something sexual. however you have to bend your text convos that way, you do it. You both know why you exchanged numbers in the first place.

step 3. pics. if you get the noods, you know she DTF

step 4. you set up a time for her to come over to your house/apartment/dorm when nobody else is there.

step 5. smash.



if you are above average looking, that will work on tons of average to slightly above average looking girls.

if you want to **** girls that are better looking than you, you either have to seduce them a little harder than that, or get them drunk...

seduction runs deep on a lot of levels. i dont know how well i could teach somebody over the internet how to be seductive.

learn to say alot with a few words. bitches love that.

-Below average face
-Average/above average face
-No access to alcohol/dont wanna drink
-Have game,drystreak...Cant find girls to hit on
-Grow attached fast
-Too afraid to make moves
-Virgin
-2nd last year of high school
-No friends,2 close friends that dont like to party.

Help me get laid and get reps for lyfe.

you are 17. more than half the guys in your class are virgins. dont let them lie to you.

cant find girls to hit on sounds like an excuse and 2 high of standards. Im telling you man, i look back at highschool right now, and i remember all the girls that were into me, but i didnt **** with cause i didnt think they were 9/10s, and i hate myself for it.

afraid to make moves? you miss 100% of the shots you dont take. you literally have nothing to lose and the world 2 gain.



if ive ****ed 100 women in my life, its because ive tried to **** 10,000. I understand being more conservative with your approach since you got another year at the school and you got to protect your reputation. All im sayin is that in highschool, guys with manwhore reps get laid.

stop growing attatched. not a 1 of these girls is special. and even if they might be one day, they arent yet. ive changed many times since i was 17. you will change many times b4 you are my age. stop growing attatched to stupid litte girls.

get more friends. put yourself out there. social networking is everything. the more people who know your name, the more will want to.

She hasn't told me and doesn't know that I know she's still seeing him, I know the ex's housemate who told me she still stays there, so I dont actually know for a fact they are f**king (but yes im not dumb)

Mmm I know what you mean, im still talking to other chicks but I dont give two ****s about these others. But you are right again, any pussy gets old after a while.

Listen to this man people he has wisdom beyone his years I know all this myself but its good to be told it by someone else

i knew it was weird to think she was actually being honest about who she is ****ing. lol

like i always said, the number one thing to look for in a girl is how much she like you. and if she dont like you enough to only **** you. then she isnt worth gettin sick over.

cheers!

[trwilli24]

what it do pimp? what's the best way to get some action from a stripper (w. out paying for it of course)? I might've misread this, but u said u threw stripper on top of the bar and ate her out? that's not an easy thing to pull off

[HayZues Christi]

what it do pimp? what's the best way to get some action from a stripper (w. out paying for it of course)? I might've misread this, but u said u threw stripper on top of the bar and ate her out? that's not an easy thing to pull off

Lol! Its funny you say that, not cuz I have done it. U misread what I wrote. But because I have a buddy who actually did that. We kill him 4 that til this day.

As for how 2 **** a stripper... I gotta be honest, I have never been 2 the strip club. Always felt that I did well enough with women that there is no way I'd pay 2 see some tits. I've ****ed a stripper b4, but I met her at the gym. Didn't find out she was a stripper til after when I was going through her purse and seen like 400 singles.

[kineticforce]

how to smash multiples with out them all finding out about each other + while making them think their your only one

or you just tell em you're fukking their sister too?

[DocHol1day]

Hahahahahahahaha. You got nothing. God I love being me.

800 is one of the biggest jokes i've seen on this board or any other.

brb bitches only care about money

brb i'm so cool that im the exception to that rule

brb your a ******* if you ever get emotionally involved

brb fapping into a sock then killing myself

[NYY]

Haven't read the entire thread over so this may have been asked but,

How do you get out a slump? Last time I got laid was over 2 months ago and the last time I got a number was a few weeks ago. The thing is I'm out approaching more than ever and I'm feel like I'm hitting my marks in each convo. Thoughts?

[DoubtErased]

Haven't read the entire thread over so this may have been asked but,

How do you get out a slump. Last time I got laid was over 2 months ago and the last time I got a number was a few weeks ago. The thing is I'm out approaching more than ever and I'm feel like I'm hitting my marks. Thoughts?

What are you doing after you get the number?

[NYY]

What are you doing after you get the number?

I know after the last number I texted a chick after a night out how it was good to see her and **** and the I texted her again the next night cause I went out and was having a crap time. Both of them had no response from her so I see what I did wrong. Problem is now I've been dry ever since. It's funny cause when I go out I'm always feeling pretty confident too.

[kineticforce]

Haven't read the entire thread over so this may have been asked but,

How do you get out a slump? Last time I got laid was over 2 months ago and the last time I got a number was a few weeks ago. The thing is I'm out approaching more than ever and I'm feel like I'm hitting my marks in each convo. Thoughts?

what duval said + how long are you talking to them ...

is your only goal to get their number?

[DoubtErased]

I know after the last number I texted a chick after a night out how it was good to see her and **** and the I texted her again the next night cause I went out and was having a crap time. Both of them had no response from her so I see what I did wrong. Problem is now I've been dry ever since. It's funny cause when I go out I'm always feeling pretty confident too.

Really have to kinda "feel" the girl out. If she seems like a goody two shoes or w/e then maybe a text mid day would be better or TRY CALLING. Women love to hear their own voice, so just ask open ended questions and watch them go and then all of a sudden its "OMG he is so nice I was able to talk to him for hours". If it some skank then yet text her at midnight wanting some ass. Honestly i rarely approach women with that type of attitude just usually give them the whole I am the nicest guy walking approach and then boom protein everywhere!

[NYY]

what duval said + how long are you talking to them ...

is your only goal to get their number?

I usually talk to them for a few minutes. Convo would be going well, but I just don't seem to be closing for some reason again..

Number isn't really the only goal. I'll try to take it as far as I can go. If I can score a lay that night then fine, but if the furthest I'll get that night is a number that is cool too. I just gotta figure out why I'm not closing and why I'm slumping a bit in general.

[NYY]

Really have to kinda "feel" the girl out. If she seems like a goody two shoes or w/e then maybe a text mid day would be better or TRY CALLING. Women love to hear their own voice, so just ask open ended questions and watch them go and then all of a sudden its "OMG he is so nice I was able to talk to him for hours". If it some skank then yet text her at midnight wanting some ass. Honestly i rarely approach women with that type of attitude just usually give them the whole I am the nicest guy walking approach and then boom protein everywhere!

I see I see.

Thanks.

[kineticforce]

I usually talk to them for a few minutes. Convo would be going well, but I just don't seem to be closing for some reason again..

Number isn't really the only goal. I'll try to take it as far as I can go. If I can score a lay that night then fine, but if the furthest I'll get that night is a number that is cool too. I just gotta figure out why I'm not closing and why I'm slumping a bit in general.

talk longer and establish rapport - seriously - if the conversation isnt lasting long because its dying that you need to work on your conversation skills more. If its dying cause shes giving one worded answers, shes not interested, NEXT

also a good thing to do is start giving out your number.....you can do it half and half - see how that changes OR better yet talk to her until shes interested enough and asking for your number.

its not going to happen all at once - try txting later in the evening - catch em when they are lonely

"hey howd the rest of your night turn out"

and go from there

[HayZues Christi]

how to smash multiples with out them all finding out about each other + while making them think their your only one

or you just tell em you're fukking their sister too?

now this is my specialty.

you gotta be able to create multiple lives basically. ive given false names. entirely fabricated back storys. lied to them about where i lived. ect.

never see anyone of them to much. a woman who knows your routine will catch you up.

having a high enough libido to give them both/all enough dick to stay is a must as well. you stop ****ing a bitch, she will stop being into you.

800 is one of the biggest jokes i've seen on this board or any other.

brb bitches only care about money

brb i'm so cool that im the exception to that rule

brb your a ******* if you ever get emotionally involved

brb fapping into a sock then killing myself

dont think i ever noticed him til yesterday. i still dont even know what his problem with my advice was. lol

[HayZues Christi]

I know after the last number I texted a chick after a night out how it was good to see her and **** and the I texted her again the next night cause I went out and was having a crap time. Both of them had no response from her so I see what I did wrong. Problem is now I've been dry ever since. It's funny cause when I go out I'm always feeling pretty confident too.

the problem with dry spells is that can become very circular. when you arent getting any you tend to be less confident, whether you realize it or not. the sub concious effect of knowing that i got pussy waiting at home has always been one of the biggest assets to my game. Plus there is a level of desperation a woman can sense from a man who isnt getting any. In a sick way, women hate to be the only girl sucking a dudes dick. If she thinks nobdy else wants you, she wont either.

ive always done pretty well with giving my number out instead of getting. That way you cant chase even if you wanted to. And when/if she text you, you know she is dtf.

other than that, all you can do is keep putting yourself out there. you have pulled pussy b4, you will do it again.

[kineticforce]

now this is my specialty.

you gotta be able to create multiple lives basically. ive given false names. entirely fabricated back storys. lied to them about where i lived. ect.

never see anyone of them to much. a woman who knows your routine will catch you up.

having a high enough libido to give them both/all enough dick to stay is a must as well. you stop ****ing a bitch, she will stop being into you.

can you do it while being truthful - about lives or is it a necessity....

what do you consider to much?

how to answer the question if you're seeing other people ? AND have you ever been caught out with another chick? how did you handle...

[HayZues Christi]

can you do it while being truthful - about lives or is it a necessity....

what do you consider to much?

how to answer the question if you're seeing other people ? AND have you ever been caught out with another chick? how did you handle...

what do you have to gain by being overly truthful? the key is to keep the stories based on real life, but change enough that she isnt going find out where you bank, if you know what i mean.

2 much? as in how many girls do i think you could juggle at once? Ive found any more than 2 quasi srs girls and 2 booty calls at the same time becomes very stressful. i think 2 and 2 is the perfect ratio.

2 much lying? when you cant keep them straight. when you are telling lies to get her to **** you. running some game is cool. but you are supposed to be lying to not get caught, not telling her you have a private jet so you can get a bj.

have girls in different towns/areas/scenes. dont "date" 2 girls from the same crowd.


as for being caught. not "out" but i remember a house party at my house for new years a couple years back, i went to the bears packers game that night, so i didnt get back til after midnight. a ***got ass homie that i didnt peep the jealousy in back then invited my top 3 chicks all to the party, that i wasnt going to be at til it had been going on for hours. the 3 actually started out hitting it off with eachother, til the conversation switched to who they were all there 2 see. long story short, the moment i walked through the door all hell broke loose. Tears, girls calling their dads(lol) me flipping over a table. sent one girl home, sent one to my room. the 3rd had left b4 i even got there.

3 is to many.

ive been out with my gf a bunch of times and ran into a bitch that i ****ed. but i tell most women i smash about her so they know not to say anything.

[REBELL1OUS]

So who finds the advice in this thread acceptable anyway?
Not hating, just saying, much of it seems a bit odd and trite.

[HayZues Christi]

So who finds the advice in this thread acceptable anyway?
Not hating, just saying, much of it seems a bit odd and trite.

Care 2 elaborate? I am very open 2 criticisms.

[Ya Boy Dave]

Lol.

Strong virgin response.

Don't believe the bull**** inflated std propoganda. I've ****ed at least 50 bitches raw with no stds or kids.

Just pull out.

Facepalm.jpg.

Seriously, some people are very taken in by stuff they read on the internet, especially some socially awkward people on forums, so to say the above is absolutely idiotic.

I only read as far as that retarded statement I quoted. It blew my mind at how stupid you are. Without reading any further I can guess most of the advice you are giving is typical recycled 'be alpha' garbage and nothing relating to people as individuals.