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Thread: Wanna get laid? ask me how.
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03-22-2011, 11:40 AM #61
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03-22-2011, 11:42 AM #62
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03-22-2011, 11:48 AM #63
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03-22-2011, 12:15 PM #64
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03-22-2011, 12:36 PM #65
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03-22-2011, 12:45 PM #66
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03-22-2011, 12:51 PM #67
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03-22-2011, 01:00 PM #68
dumbest thing Ive ever read.
Early last week my boy picked up some whore during Spring Break and fcuked her. Couple days later his face breaksout with blisters, stuck with them for life.
Also, you say "spit on it" and "breathe hot air on their pussy", etc., your face should be nowhere near her pussy during a one night stand. Nowhere close to it.
Thread seems to be a fraud.
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03-22-2011, 01:11 PM #69
i said the std stats are inflated. i didnt say std's dont ****ing exist.
i ****ing love how stupid mother****ers can never see outside their own limited experiences.
playing the lottery is a bad investment "nah uh!!! my uncles friends friend won the loterry!!!'
plus you gotta recognize scenerios when a condom should be used. women over the age of 25, wrap it up. Whore on spring break. wrap it up.
the advice i was giving was to a dude who was trying to **** a 18 yr old virgin... GO RAW.
and if you aint never been ****ed up in the club dancing with some bitch u was tryin to smash and thrown her up on the bar and put your mouth on her pussy, then me and you dont party the same. fair enough. though i bet i have more fun.
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03-22-2011, 01:14 PM #70
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03-22-2011, 01:16 PM #71
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03-22-2011, 01:22 PM #72
lets just say ive ****ed 50 girls. 30 of them, id be in their first 5. 10 of them somewhere between 5-10. and 10 of them i could be their 150th for all i know.
ill let you guess which girls i wrapped it up for.
the questions arent really about getting laid anymore.
dont want it to be akward. get her drunk. be willing and capable to carry the conversation. be a gentleman with an edge. Hold the door, but let her catch you checkin out her ass as she walks by.
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03-22-2011, 01:49 PM #73
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03-22-2011, 02:00 PM #74
how important it is to the girl will vary from girl to girl and really doesnt matter.
we are talking about ****ing girls. not wifing them, refer to OP.
my advice for as to how well you should treat a girl you actually like, is as well as you think she deserves. if she is like the average whore who likes to be treated like **** to get her pussy wet, **** her anyway. treat her well and eventually you will find a girl who appreciates that.
but god damnit mother****er we are just trying to dick and dump. why the **** are you even taking her out to eat???
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03-22-2011, 03:03 PM #75
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03-22-2011, 03:11 PM #76
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03-22-2011, 03:25 PM #77
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03-22-2011, 04:18 PM #78
only if i felt he was hitting it better.
but for real i dont care because i dont have any emotional attatchment to them. Its easy for me because i have a gf that takes up all my emotional attatchment. It would bother me if i found she was getting smashed by another man, but not a fb.
what makes it easy for me is to think about how can i trust a bitch who ****s me? im not that special. i always can find a reason to not wife her. if i wouldnt wife her, i dont give a ****. just tryin to smash and dash.
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03-22-2011, 04:22 PM #79
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03-22-2011, 04:40 PM #80
Yeah, think i've been hanging out with this bird a little too much lately as its starting to upset me a little that she's going from my bed to her ex bf's back and forth. Not that i've told her this or would ever admit it. What would you do in this sitch?
She's basically a 9/10 by the way which might have something to do with these "feelings"
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03-22-2011, 04:48 PM #81
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STD stats are not inflated. They are very frequient and most people don't have symptoms. This is very true for the HERP and WARTS, and those stays with you for life bro...
In my younger years I had a roommate who I was so jealous that he was the alpha of the apartment and always got all the ass. Tall, tattoos, and very experienced. Everything I wanted to be but wasn't.
Two years later I found out he contracted genital warts. The bad part of the situation is he couldn't pin down who gave it to him. So glad I didn't take advantage of some of his whores who became I became adequateness with. Also lucky that he had the master bedroom with his own toilet/shower!
Always wear a rubber. Watch out for the thin condoms that are advertised as "more pleasurable." They break so much easier. Make sure you get one that fits. If it's too small (some of them are made for Asians, i swear lol), it probably will break.
Even if she's a virgin, I'd wrap it! Who want's a pregnancy scare. The last thing you'll want to do is pull out anyways if it's your first time. In fact, I'd wear one just so I didn't have to pull out. Not like you know the difference between wearing a rubber vs not anyways.
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03-22-2011, 05:13 PM #82
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03-22-2011, 05:33 PM #83
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03-22-2011, 05:35 PM #84
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03-22-2011, 06:22 PM #85
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03-22-2011, 06:46 PM #86
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03-22-2011, 07:37 PM #87
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03-22-2011, 09:11 PM #88
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03-22-2011, 10:25 PM #89
i wouldnt let it bother me anymore, and if it did, i would stop ****ing her. i find it strange that she openly admits she is ****ing you bother. Most women dont, especially if she is not dating either of them. I know alot of girls i ****, **** other dude. most of them have boyfriends. it doesnt bother me. but seriously, if you dont like it, get a new fb.
strong physical attraction forces even hardened pimps to struggle with a little oneitis. Just remember, even the best pussy gets boring.
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all legit. i dare you 2 prove otherwise
stop being so ****ing ugly. good bone structure and being naturally attractive is great, but even if you arent, there is no reason to look like a ****ing bum. style can take you a long way.
with enough style anybody who isnt fat can be a 7/10.
unless you are like physically deformed and ****.
you sound like a smelly dirty type kids. fix your hygiene.
be perceptive about which bitch is eyein you the most. get her to take some shots with you. tell her to get a partner, destroy them in beer pong so they have to drink faster then they can handle. take more shots with her. at this point is when you try to seperate her from the rest of the party. this can be upstairs, outside, in the hottub, other room. etc etc. make your move.
call her by name without asking her for her name. ask her what time she gets off and what she is doing after. Tell her that you and your boys are gonna hit the town tonight, that her and a couple friends should meet you out later. First drinks on you.
the more confidently you ask her, and more cool and calm you seem the more likely she is to be receptive. while she likely wont meet you at that night(she might), it gives you an opportunity to be leave your number on the check and it not be completely random.
or if you are the type that prefers to ask for numbers cause you want to take her on a date and ****, you can do that as well.
and WTF do you mean she seem like wifey material? how the **** can you say that about a bitch you know NOTHING about? she is goodlooking waitress. thats all you know. she is likely a lying, manipulative, dim-witted, bi polar whore. dont ever describe a woman as wifey material based on appearence. thats some putting the pussy on a pedestol ****.Last edited by HayZues Christi; 03-22-2011 at 10:31 PM.
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03-23-2011, 09:05 AM #90
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