this aint for dudes trying to wife a bitch. If you wanna lay the pipe and dip. Im the man with the plan.
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Thread: Wanna get laid? ask me how.
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03-21-2011, 01:10 PM #1
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03-21-2011, 01:38 PM #6
bust one b4 hand if possible and you are confident in you ability to get back up.
change positions often. Everytime you think you are getting close. Pull out. take a deep breath. Flip her over and hit it from a different angle.
I also remember hearing there is a spot on a man, like bottom of his balls or some ****, then when pressure is applied cant stop an imminent orgasm.
honestly you will be surprised to find its harder to cum during sex than you think.
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03-21-2011, 01:45 PM #7
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03-21-2011, 01:47 PM #8
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03-21-2011, 02:03 PM #9
talk very detailed and graphically about what you are going to do to them.
breathe hot air on their neck and ears while rubbing their inner thighs.
if you can, put your mouth on their crotch, even on outside of their clothes and exhale as much hot air as you can. works everytime. though if you are in a position to put your mouth on her pussy she is prob already pretty turned on.
ive always found the more sexual i am with my conversation and the more eye contact i make without blinking, the better i do. stare hard into a bitch's eyes and tell her exactly what you are going to do to her.
Rubbing your boner up against them while on the dance floor, or even in line to get a drink works pretty well 2.
the two pump thing is more a urban legend than it is a reality.
and chances are even if you do cum that quick, its cause u r super turned on. If you are that turned on, give it 4 minutes and you will be ready for round 2. which will likely last longer.
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03-21-2011, 02:04 PM #10
Not to hijack OP's thread but being a 21 year old virgin (no hate, nothing wrong with it) and all you should just be trying to get the first one out of the way in my opinion. I lost mine to a chubby, drunk 5/10 and not a single fuk was given. She was not very attractive plus I was wasted so I lasted a good 15 minutes even though I was going in raw lol. The next day I felt invincible. Don't worry about how long you'll last or if she'll think you're good or any of that sh!t the first time.
Oh and why did the girl ask you if you would know what to do, you told her you're a virgin?! NOOO
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03-21-2011, 02:09 PM #11
Yeah, she asked and I wasn't gonna lie. Honestly, I don't think you can fake it... She said she's "after a good time" and being in my situation, that probably won't be happen. Main reason is that she's a ho, that came onto me....definitely something I shouldn't of got caught up in but I didn't know better haha.
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03-21-2011, 02:38 PM #19
Well it really depends on how and where you met her.
The one thing that doesn't change is that you will have 2 be bold and willing 2 fail.
Not often will she proposition the sex, so u can't be scared 2 throw it out there.
Number 1 way 2 **** the first day is with the help of alcohol. Obviously this is easier in a club situation. Easiest in a house party.
Now if you meet her at the library or something, you can't be like "hey can I get ur number, maybe we can get together this weekend or something." You gotta be like "what u doin after this? My roomates outta town. Wanna grab a bottle and go watch the bulls game at my place?"
Like I said, these are high risk high reward plays. Chances of being rejected are much greater, but **** it. Who cares. Half those bitches who give u their number to hang out "next weekend" won't ever come through anyway, so might as well go 4 the kill from the jump.
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03-21-2011, 02:41 PM #20
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03-21-2011, 02:42 PM #21
You = every female.
Wow. Didn't realize that...
Even I like it when a chick is breathing all hot and heavy over my body. Its not like a panting smelly breath huff n puff. Its gotta be sneaky and sensual. Should be accompanied with a kiss or lick on that same body part as well.
Let's be honest fukc, you are a social failure and shouldn't be coming in here confusing my solid advice. I love ya and all, but stop.
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03-21-2011, 02:44 PM #22
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03-21-2011, 03:37 PM #29
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In on propaganda. I'm 1/1 on fucking raw and STDs. Feelsbadman.
Yeah, probably because guys everywhere are like, "Blowing in her ear is SO money!" and then other guys try to replicate that stupid advice with predictable teenage-comedy-style results. Every woman I've met liked it when I breathed softly on the back of the neck though but it wasn't like a super-obtrusive thing.
OP: Need more details on said plan to pipe and dip.
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03-21-2011, 04:26 PM #30
Where is the best place to go if you are in a new city?
What is the best group to approach solo?
How do you transition from:
"Do you know where the restroom is" or "Whats in that drink"
to "Come on baby lets go ****"
How do you accommodated for being slight fat still, and a slight lack of self esteem over the way you look?
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