examples of latvian jokes from another thread:
Latvian man hear knock at door. "Who is it?" ask man. "Is Potato Man. Am delivering free potatoes door-to-door" say voice. Man rejoice. "Oh! Such a blessing! This must be wonderful dream!" Latvian open door, man say "just kidding. Is Secret Police."
Latvian girl is say, "I want go America one day."
Father say, "I send you America."
Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato.
Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America."
Potato is more salt.
One day Latvian boy say to father "Father, I have found good fortune for I have learn myself to read!" Father say to son "How am I having such wonderful news? You will get job and make us many money to buy potato." Then boy die in the night from cholera. All are sad.
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian.
“Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!”
Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.”
“Wow! You are win us,” say others.
But all are feel sad.