Ask a guy who got into a fight with seven st pats day irish ****s anything

[Bishamon]

tbh almost got my ass handed to me in a high hat, face is swollen



what disappointed me the most is that I went to my friends house, got myself a knife and found the bastards but my friends chickened out of a retaliatory attack


been patrolling the area with a baseball bat at the ready





wat do misc?

[PushTheWeak]

catch em 1 on 1 till you knock out all 7..only way to go.

take 1 out monday..another on tuesday...take 1 out for each day of the week lol

[zhellothar]

You should grab a gun... oh wait...

[yodlegern]

You fraudin' op?

[mrfatwrecker]

how big are your arms fatboy?

[Eetsleeplift]

tbh almost got my ass handed to me in a high hat, face is swollen



what disappointed me the most is that I went to my friends house, got myself a knife and found the bastards but my friends chickened out of a retaliatory attack


been patrolling the area with a baseball bat at the ready





wat do misc?

Funny that you were going to commit murder just because you got jumped. I was watching Lockup the other day and there was a guy serving life for that exact same situation: got jumped, came back with a knife guys came up to him and he slashed a throat

[Bishamon]

You fraudin' op?

nope




tryin to upload a pic

[Bishamon]

how big are your arms fatboy?

impressively strong post to username ratio

[winjones]

brb using my imagination since they're no pics

and why did the fight start

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

No worries brah, you'll catch one of them alone and a fair one will go down.

That's pussy sh** jumping someone. Man up and go one on one.

[Bishamon]

catch em 1 on 1 till you knock out all 7..only way to go.

take 1 out monday..another on tuesday...take 1 out for each day of the week lol

this



will start again on saturday

[whytchapel]

this



will start again on saturday

You sure you don't wanna start on Friday....?




coolface.jpg

[flash21]

too bad they didnt **** you up op id love to see you bleed you fukking lactating cow

[Bishamon]

brb using my imagination since they're no pics

and why did the fight start

summary:



was walking to friends house from library
bish bumped into me
told the bish to watch where she was going
bish tried to hit me
pushed bish
bish fell down
start takin punches from all ten of them
stay standin, refuse to run, refuse to run in the shop, takin loads of blows to head
police come
restrain everyone
bish still tryin to hit me
cops pull dog on me and my guys
tell us to vacate the area





got my baseball bat at the ready and my 15k volt taser, someone is getting hospitalised this weekend (srs). I am prepared to go down for it too (also srs).

[Bishamon]

Funny that you were going to commit murder just because you got jumped. I was watching Lockup the other day and there was a guy serving life for that exact same situation: got jumped, came back with a knife guys came up to him and he slashed a throat

life is like that




my freedom days are numbered i **** u not

[HexC]

The fuk, were you just standing there letting them bash you over the head?

And honestly, a little push isn't worth getting locked up over.

[Bishamon]

im pretty sure your next step is to not be a stupid N*gger and sort your life out.

Seriously you wanna go to jail for GBH just for the good feeling of beating up some micks? Jail sounds perfect for you. change your IRL username to bubba or something.

inb4 we get a sweet thread in a years time called "just spent a year in prison for being an idiot, ask bitchamon anything"

i understand your frustration my man



but think of it from my point of view, do u know what its like getting rushed



**** is irritating as phuck



pretty sure they were hollerin some racial **** too

[Bishamon]

The fuk, were you just standing there letting them bash you over the head?

And honestly, a little push isn't worth getting locked up over.

trying to play it smart



their punches didnt really hurt tbh



bit sore and a bit of swelling



its the principle



nigguhs have to fall for nonsense like that

[IamBored]

Were you passing by a bar? Or were all these randoms in the street?

[Bishamon]

swelling is in the top right hand corner, **** doesnt look that bad but its the fukkin ego that is killing me

[HexC]

trying to play it smart

their punches didnt really hurt tbh

bit sore and a bit of swelling

its the principle

nigguhs have to fall for nonsense like that

Well you should have picked one of them out and decked the snot out of him to send the message.

[Blinkay]

i understand your frustration my man



but think of it from my point of view, do u know what its like getting rushed



**** is irritating as phuck



pretty sure they were hollerin some racial **** too

Man, hollering racial **** in a fight is just a way to get someone down, I dont think its because you were black. Dont use it as an excuse to really f*ck up.

I dont know what its like getting rushed like that, but people have tried to roll me twice, feelsbadman. Anyway - Don't play it down to their level. why waste years of your life because they are drunk f*ckwits?

If you have to fight them, at least do it right without a weapon, and try pull out some self defense bull****. Do you really need a baseball bat?

[ShadyGuy]

op there is nothing to be ashamed of for being attacked by that many guys. Any serious retaliation on your part can end in murder if you don't control yourself. Don't ruin your life because some cowards got the better of you by outnumbering you. They probably feel like *******s because they KNOW that they couldn't take you on 1v1

So knowing that, hopefully it will help you avoid revenge

[Bishamon]

Were you passing by a bar? Or were all these randoms in the street?

random street ****s

[Heracles26]

you are so tough

[youngbuck88]

did you get to hit any of em?

[Angra_Mainyu]

[lebronjames]

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swelling is in the top right hand corner, **** doesnt look that bad but its the fukkin ego that is killing me

holy fukk dont rape me

[ShevaSpeed]

-Go to college
-Study engineering
-Get jumped
-Go to jail for retaliation

Sounds like a perfect idea OP

[Bishamon]

Man, hollering racial **** in a fight is just a way to get someone down, I dont think its because you were black. Dont use it as an excuse to really f*ck up.

I dont know what its like getting rushed like that, but people have tried to roll me twice, feelsbadman. Anyway - Don't play it down to their level. why waste years of your life because they are drunk f*ckwits?

If you have to fight them, at least do it right without a weapon, and try pull out some self defense bull****. Do you really need a baseball bat?

yes



need to send a message to englands west midlands







got one of these too which i have been itching to use



would post spoon pics but the penalty for these is two years in the uk