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I was standing outside barber shop waiting my turn
20 somethin Black dude comes up to me asks for a cigarette
Then asks if I want a job
We talk for a while, he's tellin me all this about "Yeah it's cash every day, we travel, only in Cali for 5 more days"
"Just selling magazine subscriptions door to door, we sell bud on the side etc" "I get a $250 bonus for hiring a new face, you seem personable, good for the job etc"
DSS Inc. is the company, he showed me these papers that you carry with you to sign people up for the magazines n shiit. Looked legit.
He's tellin me they pay full expenses on all the hotels, traveling expenses etc. and how they're headed to Oregon in 5 days n they travel so much etc etc
Says he wants me to meet his boss, so we walk down the street and 2 white dudes roll up in a white escalade. Shake hands, they tell me their names, this n that "What's up you ready bro? I want you in this truck right now man!" I'm being enthusiastic back towards them because, shiit, sounds like good money PLUS the traveling would be sick.
At the same time it sounds like a lotta bullshiit though.
I tell em I'm down as fuk, got nothin holding me back here, been looking for a job etc etc
So I'm supposed to meet em back at that corner to go to their hotel at 8 PM. It's 7:15 right now.
Thing is, I don't even know these mother fukkers, this seems to good to be true for this to just fall into my lap.
What do you guys think? If I go am I gonna end up with my limbs hacked off or some shiit?
srs thread
here's some ass for your time,
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03-15-2011, 07:19 PM #1Registered Brah
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Does this sound too good to be true? (srs)
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03-15-2011, 07:20 PM #2Registered User
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Seems sketch man.
Tread with caution
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03-15-2011, 07:21 PM #3Bones Are Aesthetic
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i can't believe i have to say this but do. not. go. meeting 3 shady ass guys in a hotel??
inb4 you get sold into human trafficking
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03-15-2011, 07:21 PM #4Registered User
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Don't know what to say, but if its a buncha black guys offering you a job behind a ally.
unless you are all like..
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03-15-2011, 07:22 PM #5Banned
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You said yourself its in there interest to hire you he gets a bonus. You gonna get rapped.
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03-15-2011, 07:22 PM #6Large Genitilia
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i woulndt do it
red flags everywhere......at best it is a waste of time....at worst you will get murdered......but not before being brutally ass-raped by a couple white boys
5 mean cmon.....how lucrative is the subscription selling biz lolSee you, Space Cowboy.........
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03-15-2011, 07:23 PM #7Registered Brah
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I know it's sketch as fuk. I just don't see why they'd try me. I could understand if I was some 7/10 with a fat ass and big tits to rape, but I'm a tall white dude with (i told guy) no cash, I don't look rich... I don't know man
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03-15-2011, 07:23 PM #8
take a knife or something with you son
prepare your anus
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03-15-2011, 07:23 PM #9OG LOC
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Cliffs is a full story /10
Cliffs on cliffs?In my mind any mountain I'm gon' move it
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03-15-2011, 07:23 PM #10Registered User
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03-15-2011, 07:24 PM #11Shaka
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inb4 op is never heard from again
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03-15-2011, 07:24 PM #12Diamond Member Status
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once u go black..
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03-15-2011, 07:24 PM #13Registered User
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Breh, black folks don't do that weird organ harvesting **** like whiteboys and mexicans do.
They're gonna surrender you to the Fruit of Islam and you gone be a human sacrifice for the Honorable Louis Farrakhan (pbuh).
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03-15-2011, 07:24 PM #14Banned
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most of these companies are scams. very few are legit. i wouldn't do it.
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03-15-2011, 07:24 PM #15feel͌ͦ̂ͮ̎̊̈́̑ͫ͒͌s good man
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do it you ******* (srs)
about the ******* part not about doing it
nah but (srs) do it.(insert funny or motivational quote)
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03-15-2011, 07:25 PM #16Smile Motherfcuker!
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notsureifsrs.jpgOriginally Posted by TallWhiteDude
They get suckers who they know would believe this dumb ****.
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03-15-2011, 07:25 PM #17Michael Quinlan
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The only people selling me magazine subscriptions at my door were ex-convicts (some sort of community project). I don't know...
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03-15-2011, 07:25 PM #18Registered User
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they sell BUD on the side?
da fcuk
who openly says that
bro prepare ur anus
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03-15-2011, 07:26 PM #19Registered User
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sounds to me like they make most of their money from selling drugs......the magazine **** sounds like a front (srs)
if you go and take part you are a certified idiotRaw Meet PR's
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03-15-2011, 07:26 PM #20This.Originally Posted by twinpeaks55
Watch yo azz.
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03-15-2011, 07:27 PM #21Registered User
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1st page
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03-15-2011, 07:28 PM #22We're all gonna make it
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inb4 they steal your identity and you wake up in a bathtub full of ice with your organs missing somewhere in south america
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03-15-2011, 07:28 PM #23Registered User
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in for misc therapy after his "friend" got repped by 5 black guys in an escalade
I'll rep you till you love me *******
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03-15-2011, 07:29 PM #24Banned
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it's not legit, you ever seen Orlando Jones in Office Space?
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03-15-2011, 07:29 PM #25Registered Brah
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Dude asked me if I sold too, I guess he could just tell. I used to, not so much anymore. he took me for some thug type "you stayin at the trap right now huh?" you probably don't know what that is though, but for those who do...Originally Posted by C0bra
only reason i'm even semi-tempted is cause I really do have nothing holding me down right now. No job, no cash coming in anymore
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03-15-2011, 07:29 PM #26
Why the **** would you take a job offered by a bunch of Black guys like that? You stupid?
You dunce cuzz...
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03-15-2011, 07:30 PM #27Registered User
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dude you look like the type of guy who would satisfy a 7 foot 9inch penor black guy brb anally raped
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03-15-2011, 07:31 PM #28Registered User
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That was a casting call for Poor Little White Boy 6.
Lolled hard at selling drugs and "seems legit".
Dumbass kids these days.
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03-15-2011, 07:32 PM #29Focused.
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get the license plate, text it to a friend, so when you later go missing, the police know what car your killers are driving
I rep back 2k+ if you link to one of your posts in the rep comment.
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03-15-2011, 07:32 PM #30Registered Brah
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Lol'd at casting callOriginally Posted by biggestmuff
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