Alpha/Beta males in Rebecca Black's Friday

**im12watisthis** · 03-14-2011, 01:11 AM

5 star thread

**gatovolador** · 03-14-2011, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by Fellowcitizen

Every song has to have a negro interlude.

I bet someone could write a fantastic essay on how the negro interlude is an essential part of the american narrative.

**zuyzilla** · 03-14-2011, 01:12 AM

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**Auser** · 03-14-2011, 01:13 AM

Originally Posted by gatovolador

I bet someone could write a fantastic essay on how the negro interlude is an essential part of the american narrative.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_negro

**PaulG** · 03-14-2011, 01:14 AM

Only reason why misc likes this video.

A) Woman is dumb as fuk cuz
B) Being dumb as fuk cuz is innocent as all that rap, which is hot word.
C) Vulnerable women are hot, they be vulnerable and all that when they seem dumb
D) She ant even hot, shes just havin fun, while being dumb, easy prey

**SydneyJunkie** · 03-14-2011, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by Fellowcitizen

Every song has to have a negro interlude.

**wowz** · 03-14-2011, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by YouMirinBrah

Originally Posted by Blakeee

first page of awesome essay thread.

i cant stop looking at their fuarking awkward hands

**bleee** · 03-14-2011, 01:18 AM

patiently awaiting next part

**brotip** · 03-14-2011, 01:19 AM

For reference:

Poor Rebecca is rejected by her alpha male. He is disgust, unable to bring himself to even look at her during the rest of the scene.

On three separate occasions she looks at him trying to converse, and he immediately looks away: (0:49, 0:54, 1:06). At first she hopes he will warm up to her (0:44 - 0:57), but this dream is dashed soon and she suffers through the rest of the awkward ride (1:02 - 1:10). Why does the male reject her? It is probably a result of her domineering personality. Males are repulsed by the thought of being submissive, and a domineering female is the very Antithesis to his desires. Her average (at best) looks and prominent pimple certainly don't help matters either.

Of note is the annoyance on the driver's side female's face. She certainly isn't pleased about her potential chance with the alpha being dashed! Will she let Rebecca know her displeasure at her actions?

lolno

**Zirob** · 03-14-2011, 01:19 AM

not gonna lie but i'd smash the chick

**brotip** · 03-14-2011, 01:21 AM

he has really bad acne.

Should have gotten the rents to spring for Proactive playboi.

**KillerRabbity** · 03-14-2011, 01:23 AM

what are these bitches, like 14?

the **** they got to do on a friday thats so exciting anyways

they gunna go to the mall and hangout in the food court?

**brotip** · 03-14-2011, 01:24 AM

It's getting late, I'll finsh up Night, Negro Interlude, and Final Performance tomarrow after I work out.

**bleee** · 03-14-2011, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by brotip

It's getting late, I'll finsh up Night, Negro Interlude, and Final Performance tomarrow after I work out.

FUAAAARK okay

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**Smokes** · 03-14-2011, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by brotip

It's getting late, I'll finsh up Night, Negro Interlude, and Final Performance tomarrow after I work out.

Boooooooo lulz were being had

**moonkie** · 03-14-2011, 01:26 AM

lulz in 4 this epicness

**Zordon** · 03-14-2011, 01:27 AM

**Fellowcitizen** · 03-14-2011, 01:27 AM

Just realised this song has about 1 million more views than yesterday.

Shiit's gonna be huge.

Can't wait for Friday.

**2k10SS** · 03-14-2011, 01:28 AM

moar

**whytchapel** · 03-14-2011, 01:30 AM

Protip for ******* OPs: Write the essay first, then post it.

**floppyflaps** · 03-14-2011, 01:31 AM

I bet she's mad, 'cuz I look fab. Hahahaha, jack my swag

**webercaretec** · 03-14-2011, 05:33 AM

woke up this morning expecting to see 10+ pages, rather disappointed
the good news is im making chocolate chip pancakes, phukk yea

**henkepenke** · 03-14-2011, 07:14 AM

Bump for negro interlude

**brotip** · 03-14-2011, 06:18 PM

Bitter from being ignored by her Alpha target, Rebecca sets out with only girls at night, the sex she is fully capable of bending to her will. And bend she does.

Rebecca and her two friends in the back seat jump out immediately to the viewer. Look at the way her two friends are dressed, bright pink and red dresses, very loud stimulating colors. These are the same kind of clothes these girls would wear to prom. Rebecca has literally demanded that they look their best if they want to be seen with her. Contrast this with Rebecca's clothes, a black top. Black is a very sliming color, and (as we saw at breakfast) Rebecca is rightfully concerned about her weight. Black also allows Rebecca and her two friends in the front seat (also wearing black) to downplay their looks. Rebecca chose a black top for the two friends in the front seat as they are merely filler in her world. Of note is the fact that this is the second time she has coerced another to be her personal chauffeur and her position in the back seat (more on both of these points later).

Let us take a closer look at the females in the back seat. Red dress girl is in a complete submissive pose; shoulder's slouched, head down, eyes averted from her master. Throughout the scene she appears stiff, mostly likely mortified by the tawdry garments thrust upon her. Rebecca degrades her further at 1:21

Originally Posted by Rebecca Black

my friend is by my right, ehhh

Not only is red is never mentioned directly by Rebecca, she doesn't even look her hideous figure the entire scene. Pink, on the other hand is mentioned directly by Rebecca and even garners the lone look she imparts. Pink is the prettiest female of the troop of Rebecca�s friends, but her braces and gauche dance moves reveal her problematic pre-teen disposition. Pink has allowed Rebecca a temporary position as her better to soothe her growing pains, but she never completely submits to her leader. This slight semblance of independence, coupled with Pink never competing with Rebecca for males in the video has granted Rebecca a respect for Pink that is absent from her dealings with the other females we encounter. In truth, Pink is probably the only female that Rebecca actually considers a friend.

Seated between the stiff red plank and the pink mass struggling with it's newfound hormones, Rebecca appears graceful, mature, and even prettier in this, her final form.

**brotip** · 03-14-2011, 08:37 PM

Reference:

From 1:28 - 1:39, Rebecca makes a vulgar display of her power. First she points at the females in the front of the car, ordering them to look at each other. Next she makes a wild gesture, pointing behind her. Her two servants follow suit, with Red coming in hilariously tardy. This is a sign of mental retardation from Red, in fact this whole scene is showcase of her cognitive deficiencies. At 1:32, both Red and Pink echo Rebecca's words in a drone like manner. Rebecca caps this authoritarian display by draping her arms around Red and Pink.

Notice how she pulls Pink in close to her and leans toward her and away from Red. This reinforces Rebecca's fondness for Pink and disgust with Red's submissiveness and retard genes. Red is thrilled that her keeper is actually touching her.

Let us examine some of Rebecca's words during this scene:

Originally Posted by Rebecca Black

7:45 we're drivin on the highway
Cruzin so fast
I want time to fly

Here Rebecca is anxious to get to the party where she will put on a show for her alpha male. Remember the "Cruzin so fast" line, it will appear again.

Originally Posted by Rebecca Black

Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this
you got this

Here Rebecca is setting her mental frame to a positive mode before she meets her alpha male.

Originally Posted by Rebecca Black

My friend is by my right, ehh
I got this
you got this
Now you know it's
Kickin in the front seat
Sittin in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

Here Rebecca snaps back to reality and begins dominating her friends to remind herself that she is attractive.

**Mike-anon** · 03-14-2011, 08:42 PM

The song deconstructed:

**AIM9x** · 03-14-2011, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by Mike-anon

The song deconstructed:

"Bob Dylan" is missing a verse. Negro Interlude was clearly added at the behest of Rebecca Black.

**dubz30** · 03-14-2011, 09:55 PM

in for negro interlude

**SOUPtheEXTREME** · 03-14-2011, 09:57 PM

**bleee** · 03-14-2011, 10:09 PM

negro interlude..

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