itt: we admit stuff that we find embarrassing

[Caesar735]

I can't maintain eye contact with anyone, guy or girl for more than 1/2 a second without getting mad. The longer I look into someone's eyes, the more angry I get (srs)
the longest I've ever done it was with an ex, 7 seconds then I kicked her off the bed



feelsweirdman

[MirinmySwoll]

hooked up with a fat chick

I hooked up with NUhusky14 while he hooked up with the fat chick...sword fight in Speare Hall!

[Azzurri]

no homo...i don't like men, I just have sick sexual fantasies. Especially about being humiliated. Nothing to do with pain/cutting though.

Like when I see a hot girl I fantasize about licking her dirty ass hole.
Or her sitting on my face and shiitting in my mouth. Or I even fantasize about a girl, or sometimes a fat whale, that sodomizes me with a strap-on.

I'm guess I'm a pretty sick guy.
I still love regular sex with pussy though.

Might want to see a shrink for that.

[Jayl12345]

I once stole £20 from my mum's purse.

Paid it back, though.

Also, once got caught by my mate's milf mum with my zip undone.

Ugh... I hate that I can READ your awful accent.

[BrofessorX]

After losing almost 55lbs and actually gaining a fair amount of muscle, I still don't like to be seen shirtless.
I have a grotesque amount of body hair.
I cant keep eye contact with anyone for more than 6 seconds, because with guys, I feel like it would initiate some homoerotic connection, and with girls, it would seem like I want to rape them or something.

[MirinmySwoll]

Ugh... I hate that I can READ your awful accent.

lmao! This...

[Foze]

sometimes I like to listen to high school musical tracks when I'm down because they're so simplistic and cheesy that I can't get mad.

[NUHusky14]

I hooked up with NUhusky14 while he hooked up with the fat chick...sword fight in Speare Hall!

Whaaaaat how do you know about Speare Hall do you go to NU?? lmao

[Fendi]

i sometimes enjoy watching glee, when they are singing to britney spears etc (no homo)

[bluemarlinO4]

I have like an excess flap of skin where my ashole is. I touch it sometimes through my boxers when I'm in bed. It makes wiping my ass a hassle because there is poop smears in my ashole and either side of the flap. So now not only do I have to wipe from balls outward, but also perpendicularly of my as s crack as well. It also hurts and bleeds a lot. If I can't finish wiping enough and stop due to frustration I can smell my poop at times.

Also after sitting in a chair in class I leave a monster sweat stain on the seat. Embarasing as fuuuuuu I try to cover it with my books and bs for a minute for it to dry up a bit

lol that's horrible. How do you just have a flap of skin?

[RowdyRavager]

I once had a dream that I was walking next to a river and a huge urge to piss overtook me (in my dream) so I started to piss in the river. It was one of of those relieving piss like (ahhhhhhhhhhhh...this feels amazing almost as good as sex ).

Then I woke up peeing myself, I was drenched. Fuked up my ex GFs mattress. The smell of piss stayed in the room for like a whole week. Now I know that she tells everybody I'm a bed wetter feelsbadman.jpg

[StudzMcSexy]

I have sex with hot bitches every week. OMG this is very embarrassing!!.....I last for about an hour and always ejaculate my big steamy load on their gorgeous face. It feels good to finally get that off my chest.

[willygts]

I have like an excess flap of skin where my ashole is. I touch it sometimes through my boxers when I'm in bed. It makes wiping my ass a hassle because there is poop smears in my ashole and either side of the flap. So now not only do I have to wipe from balls outward, but also perpendicularly of my as s crack as well. It also hurts and bleeds a lot. If I can't finish wiping enough and stop due to frustration I can smell my poop at times.

Also after sitting in a chair in class I leave a monster sweat stain on the seat. Embarasing as fuuuuuu I try to cover it with my books and bs for a minute for it to dry up a bit

Dude, I think you might have a Hemorrhoid.

It just feels like skin, but it will hurt and bleed like you say. Used to have issues like that, went to see a doctor and feel much better. If not treated on time, you could need surgery to remove it (an uncle had to, and feelsbadman.jpg).

hope is not that though.

[willygts]

I can't use public toilets to poop. And can really only poop at someone that I know very wells house cas I have to shower after. Hotels are an exception.

^^This...

[Abakebaba]

[PICTURE]

No WK.

lol'd so hard.

[MirinmySwoll]

Whaaaaat how do you know about Speare Hall do you go to NU?? lmao

I did, graduated in 2005...left my mark in Speare Hall...and Willis Hall

[NUHusky14]

I did, graduated in 2005...left my mark in Speare Hall...and Willis Hall

good drunken memories in the lobby of Speare Hall, and yeah I lived in Steston East as a freshman last year

[zuludddd]

lol that's horrible. How do you just have a flap of skin?

Dude, I think you might have a Hemorrhoid.

It just feels like skin, but it will hurt and bleed like you say. Used to have issues like that, went to see a doctor and feel much better. If not treated on time, you could need surgery to remove it (an uncle had to, and feelsbadman.jpg).

hope is not that though.

Ffffuuuuuu gunn a have to like clean my ashole with hydrogen peroxide if a doctor is gunn a look at it

[pocket1hercules]

I have absolutely no problem getting with women, until I find one that I want to date seriously, then I get all retarded.

Odd sh*t

same deal here man. its like that spike of adenaline that makes us coocoo. just talk slow and hold your composure. most of the time chicks are more afraid of us then we are of them. be dominant/confident but not cocky.

[pocket1hercules]

I can't maintain eye contact with anyone, guy or girl for more than 1/2 a second without getting mad. The longer I look into someone's eyes, the more angry I get (srs)
the longest I've ever done it was with an ex, 7 seconds then I kicked her off the bed



feelsweirdman

I can see how that could be strange for a lot of people. but when you really think about it, its a primal thing. dominance to be exact. if you make eye contact with a male gorilla who is dominant, you'd prob get the same reaction. lots of animals take it as offensive. we are just animals aren't we?

[Nespee]

I've got moles and scars all over my back. Not to big of a deal just kinda sucks cuz it messes up my back astetics(sp)

[pocket1hercules]

i sometimes enjoy watching glee, when they are singing to britney spears etc (no homo)

I am a victim too

[Montre]

Went on a date once. Asked the girl if she liked daggers and she looked at me weird. I got nervous and threw up all over the bathroom.

[Manletbolic]

i fap to this pron star most of the time

[Wilmega]

i'd rather hump my bed then a real female ... bed is soft and doesn't talk back ..
nom sayin





















semi srs

[OnAHop]

I sh!t my pants in 7th grade...

[T2TL]

I've been a NY Mets fan my entire life

[BR00LSTORYCO]

I did, graduated in 2005...left my mark in Speare Hall...and Willis Hall

I went to NU for a year love that school.

[x1Dylan1x]

I shot my x-girlfriend in the head on accident :/
Feelsbadman

[BR00LSTORYCO]

-i have a surface piercing on my chest. sometimes it gets crusty and i get a creepy pleasure from cleaning it

-i hate swimming in real water because i don't want fish touching me. i do it anyway but the whole time im like freaking out inside