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What to write on girlfriend's birthday card? (srs)
My gf's birthday is in a few days, im gonna get her a card and write some mushy stuff. Im clueless on what the hell to write though lol. Any misc poets in the house that can help me? I want something to write something that will make her vagina soaking wet. So my penor can fiend off of it after she reads it.
Thx.
Srs thread, plz no copy pastas, misc lingo, or memes
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something about how when you look into her eyes you feel at home and warm/tranquille how she means the world to you. Every moment you spend with her is a memory you cherish bishes luv that **** srs post is srs dont forget to say happy birthday
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Follow this format:
1. Intro and compliments
2. A fond memory that you two shared
3. What she means to you now
4. How excited you are about the future with her.
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Originally Posted by Lmessiah
something about how when you look into her eyes you feel at home and warm/tranquille how she means the world to you. Every moment you spend with her is a memory you cherish bishes luv that **** srs post is srs
the hell is this gay ****
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lickn jennfr lawrence azz
Originally Posted by Lmessiah
something about how when you look into her eyes you feel at home and warm/tranquille how she means the world to you. Every moment you spend with her is a memory you cherish bishes luv that **** srs post is srs dont forget to say happy birthday
thats a good start, you got me started in the right track. thx brah.
Originally Posted by JoshSD
Follow this format:
1. Intro and compliments
2. A fond memory that you two shared
3. What she means to you now
4. How excited you are about the future with her.
thats awesome, thx!
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these past (years/months) have been better than i could have expected. I hope i can continue to make you happy and am looking forward in getting through what ever the future holds for us. Happy Birthday
PS
I cant wait to taste that sweet nectar between you're legs that has been brewing since you started reading this card
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Originally Posted by gentao
these past (years/months) have been better than i could have expected. I hope i can continue to make you happy and am looking forward in getting through what ever the future holds for us. Happy Birthday
PS
I cant wait to taste that sweet nectar between you're legs that has been brewing since you started reading this card
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Originally Posted by Samsham
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Prepare your anus
I'm coming for you
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-place penis on card
-trace with pink sharpie (bitches love pink)
-draw random hearts
you're welcome
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write the name of another girl and then cross it out and write your gfs name followed by mushy stuff
dear (somegirl) <-- cross out and then put gfs name
i love you dearest cuz u let me fuk u and your nice.
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lickn jennfr lawrence azz
the misc never fails. thx for giving me the morning lolz.
appreciate it much guys. any more ideas?
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Find a romantic poen online. Write it in. Then last line put "Oh, and I am HIV+"
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"Happy Birthday (insert girl's name that isn't your girlfriend's)!!!!"
do it for the lulz phaggot
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Originally Posted by C0bra
"Happy Birthday (insert girl's name that isn't your girlfriend's)!!!!"
do it for the lulz phaggot
The birthday gift you can't give back.
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happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear [insert girl's name]
now lemme stick it where you poo
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how about this:
Fukc You
and Fukc Your family to
no wait, how about I Love You
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Originally Posted by GApump
-place penis on card
-trace with pink sharpie (bitches love pink)
-draw random hearts
you're welcome
Then you get to spend hours scrubbing the permanent marker of your member with soap and water...
Fun for everyone!
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Originally Posted by Samsham
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Prepare your anus
I'm coming for you
Violets are straight
Roses are twisted
Bend over love
you're about to get fisted
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