How does one act "white"?...

[killakms]

We know how to act black, Asian, Mexican but how do you act "white"?

[dopefish]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

[nosliw]

Dance like an economist

[tsdb]

Arrogant smart

[CrazyTall]

do what you're told.

[flamanaman]

Obtain gainful employment

[MechEngine]

Act civilized.

[PerfectFormForever]

Stand in lines without cutting.

[SeizeTheWeight]

Civilized, respectable, gentlemanly

[Naughty_Roo]

do what you're told.

strong join date

[bluebeltATT]

speak proper english and dont commit crimes

also focus on education and put your parents in old folks homes when its time


y'know, the usual

[scotyg]

stay out of prison
have a job
be able to speak recognizable english

just a few

[SullyPHD]

eat cheese and talk about stocks while assessing the net present value of art investments

Go to a bar with three other white people, pay the tab tip 20% and leave without incident

[Yeahbudday]

Be good at driving, have an average size penor, be a us citizen

[bottle_cap]

get a job















































































no racist

[kourosh89]

Itt: ****front

[johnboy94]

To act white, you have to act black, mexican or asian.

[Clives_Bicep]

watch a movie at a theater without making a sound

[th1zzlamic]

not be hated.























wat

[Gorty]

i just generally act like a ******* when trying to do this

[Fastforward7]

Own a handgun with the sole intent of using it for target practice.
Live in a house/apartment with only your immediate family.

[Mighty Matt]

Educated, well spoken, calm, reserved, studious, looking for or working a nice corporate job, earning money through honest work.

[NotSureIfCereal]

[AlleyBoy]

You know a black dude whitewashed when he don't give you that reassuring look. When you look at him and he turns away immediately even if he is with his white friends. When he lacks the black tone in his voice and it is completely replaced by a white tone. By black tone I don't mean talk ghetto, however it is the tone of the voice.
No hate, no intention to offend any of my miscers.

Oh and if he is walkin down a hall and if he does not cause at least 5 white girls to turn they heads, he'sdoinitwrong.
You know what I mean...you sittin there doin yo thang....and some white girl and her bf show up, and you catch her eyin yo ass, and you catch her doin it repeatedly. Eventually the guy will notice and watch his gf everytime we walk around.

Avoidance builds attraction


sorry about 'da' typin im playin halo reach

who wanna get at me tho

[eightpac3]

stay out of prison lol





what am i? what do i act?

[bluebeltATT]

Itt: ****front

ursdoingitwrong/10


































































it's called storefront

[Mazkulin]

Lmao ever seen Dave Chappelle?

[Mighty Matt]

You know a black dude whitewashed when he don't give you that reassuring look. When you look at him and he turns away immediately even if he is with his white friends. When he lacks the black tone in his voice and it completely replaced by a white tone. By black tone I don't mean talk ghetto, however it is the tone of the voice.
No hate, no intention to offend any of my miscers.

Oh and if he is walkin down a hall and if he does not cause at least 5 white girls to turn they heads, he'sdoinitwrong.
You know what I mean...you sittin there doin yo thang....and some white girl and her bf show up, and you catch her eyin yo ass, and you catch her doin it repeatedly. Eventually the guy will notice and watch his gf everytime we walk around.

Avoidance builds attraction

LOL whats going on here. Trying to act like attracting "white" girls makes you cool? It's time to stop posting.

[bluebeltATT]

You know a black dude whitewashed when he don't give you that reassuring look. When you look at him and he turns away immediately even if he is with his white friends. When he lacks the black tone in his voice and it is completely replaced by a white tone. By black tone I don't mean talk ghetto, however it is the tone of the voice.
No hate, no intention to offend any of my miscers.

Oh and if he is walkin down a hall and if he does not cause at least 5 white girls to turn they heads, he'sdoinitwrong.
You know what I mean...you sittin there doin yo thang....and some white girl and her bf show up, and you catch her eyin yo ass, and you catch her doin it repeatedly. Eventually the guy will notice and watch his gf everytime we walk around.

Avoidance builds attraction


sorry about 'da' typin im playin halo reach

who wanna get at me tho

avoidthiswayofspeech/10

[Ravishing_Rick]