Worst one-liners in rap

[wayy4]

I treat you like milk, i'd do nothing but spoil you: Lil Flip-Sunshine

ahahhahahah this that whole first verse of that song hahahaah talking about how she makes him spaghetti shrimp and steak hahah

[AssyrianBrah]

"she got that good good, im micheal jackson bad"

wayne

[davidkap]

"dead in the middle of little italy, little did we know that we riddled to a couple of middleman who didn't do diddly"









































oh wait, thats the BEST one-liner in rap.

[Staberella]

"Lemme smell yo dick." - Riskay

[_NEMESIS_]

anything by Lil Wayne and Drake

[stk13]

"Plus a trojan in my pocket, matt leinart" - so appalled by kanye

inb4 last name, walking. first name, never.

believe that line in the song was RZA which makes it more sad.

[LanceStone]

dont hate on waka flaka bitch

Waka flocka is a $hitty f ucking rapper. Deal with it you ugly *******.

[Amaso]

Everything Nikki Minaj says

[eternalone423]

Like Eli, I DID IT

-Kanye

[RollinSwollin28]

And all of my riders do not give a ****, X Games
Guns turn you boys into pussies, sex change

that's actually a pretty good line

[Magnumtripod]

every line in that bedrock song

pretty much exactly what I was thinking

[fad3d]

i am hot cause im fly, you aint cause you're not

Came in to post that

[Baller01]

Louis Vuitton shoes, she got too much pride
Her feet are killing her, I call it shoe-icide
-Fab

But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Eminem

[xmeandix]

Nicki Minaj...

"i'd piss a happy meal off" - Eminem

[Jollo]

"I stick toothpicks in y'all hors d'oeuvres
I'm a shark, ya'll just koi fish
(what else?) Octopus
(what else?) Oysters"
-Juelz Santana

[MuchTheSame]

its my birthday, i got big cake

- young jeezy

[the-craig]

I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian - Chingy

Last time I checked Japanese and Chinese people were Asians.

[th1zzlamic]

" And get out the county ***** get rowdy take out a bounty Disappear-pear, in an alley, reappear-pear, off in Cali "

amidoinitright

[S.Brar]

believe that line in the song was RZA which makes it more sad.

it was actually CyHi da Prynce

[AssyrianBrah]

"I stick toothpicks in y'all hors d'oeuvres
I'm a shark, ya'll just koi fish
(what else?) Octopus
(what else?) Oysters"
-Juelz Santana

lol i like that song

[Elixander]

Nicki Minaj can get away with saying whatever she wants, she's too sexy.

Drake is just awful.

[th1zzlamic]

"Thank you Mr.Fiasco, now watch me rip like an *******, when takin a **** on a flag pole"

[Morex]

Bitches be filled with estrogen - wayne

[threeoneg]

"Gonna swim in big bucks, like Scrooge McDuck"- Group Home is lucky they had Premo's production

[KillerRabbity]

mini men wish death upon me

i mean srsly, wtf?

many men*

idiot

[LandmineLt]

Hoe nigggaz make me hotter than tobasco, play with my money amma kick you in yo assho.

WILLY D!!!!....that line cracks me up

[AfroEcto]

she don't even wonder, cuz she know she bad,
And I got her *****, grocery bag. - Gudda Gudda

huh?

[chris_knows]

"Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns." - Nicki Minaj

Check out http://www.snacksandshit.com the site is completely dedicated to retarded rap lyrics.

[tyqb4]

i think nicki minaj says something like "rah rah like a dungeon dragon" in a song with eminem. easily the dumbest thing i've ever heard in a song. made me never want to forget my ipod and be forced to listen to the radio in the car again.

[R3PTYL]

"Guerrilla unit cause they say we bugged out. Cause we don't go nowhere without toast we thugged out."

- 50 Cent and G-Unit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0x7R...eature=related