Tell your fight stories here!

[Deejaychrisso]

Alright so there was a fight in my school football match, pretty much an all in brawl started with some dude doing a high tackle.
The next minute i notice my two mates in my team arguing, they stop and realise they are on the same team and start hitting the other players and as the fight was ending, you see my two team mates going at it haha, too bad both blokes got suspended.. wish there was a video it was pure epicness!

[Kadafi25]

Cliffs:

- In club with two male friends and one bird.
- I went to bathroom for a piss, came back and saw my bros getting started on by a crew of like five on the dancefloor.
- I put my face in there to even the numbers a little and they start pushing us.
- A scuffle ends with all five of them getting chucked out.
- 1hr later, we leave the club and see about a dozen guys lined up on the street waiting to fight us.
- We ask bouncers to help but they say it's out of their jurisdiction.
- They start fighting us and the girl.
- We managed to get back into the club and bouncers called for a police escort to get us out there.

[marcoecon]

Cliffs:

- In club with two male friends and one bird.
- I went to bathroom for a piss, came back and saw my bros getting started on by a crew of like five on the dancefloor.
- I put my face in there to even the numbers a little and they start pushing us.
- A scuffle ends with all five of them getting chucked out.
- 1hr later, we leave the club and see about a dozen guys lined up on the street waiting to fight us.
- We ask bouncers to help but they say it's out of their jurisdiction.
- They start fighting us and the girl.
- We managed to get back into the club and bouncers called for a police escort to get us out there.

sH*ttt tat fcken epic. They were pretty serious about it

[Deejaychrisso]

Cliffs:

- In club with two male friends and one bird.
- I went to bathroom for a piss, came back and saw my bros getting started on by a crew of like five on the dancefloor.
- I put my face in there to even the numbers a little and they start pushing us.
- A scuffle ends with all five of them getting chucked out.
- 1hr later, we leave the club and see about a dozen guys lined up on the street waiting to fight us.
- We ask bouncers to help but they say it's out of their jurisdiction.
- They start fighting us and the girl.
- We managed to get back into the club and bouncers called for a police escort to get us out there.

haha thats heavy.. did you manage to get with the bird after all that? lol
bloody bouncers always start **** but would rather watch it happen hahaha..
nice dude

[JoseyJinx]

Not really a fight so to speak, but uhh us JR and SR girls got Powderpuff Football canceled. It got violent, and the actual football coaches were afraid to step in and do anything. It was suppose to be flag football. BUT it turned into tackle. There was tackling, pushing/shoving, clawing, biting, hair pulling, clothes ripping, kicking, headbutting, all that fun stuff.

And in the handshake line I got punched, haha.

[XHellScreamerX]

Hm...

Two fights, one with best friend other with a ******* who's ass I beat.

Story, after me and best friend fight we're friends again, walk back to our neighborhood and this douchebag wants to fight me because I'm de-energized from previous fight and because he's never liked me (Wonder why?)

So I'm very nervous, only two fights I've ever been in both occur on same day.

So anyway, he throws punch at me, I throw him into his bike. Fighting begins to happen (In middle of street in a very nice neighborhood) and I headlock him, push into street light, start punching in the head. Eventually he turns around and I guess he thought it was time out time because he says to his friend "Here, take my hat". He gives him his hat, when he turns around I hit him right in the jaw, he goes down. The fight begins to get lulzy cause my best friend comes and video records and started commentating which made me lol hard during the fight.

So, he gets on top of me while I'm laughing and starts getting direct shots, then I get up no problem, he's hanging on my back and I pull him over my head and threw him into the ground. I get on top of him and start punching in the face till he gives up.

His nose was busted, he still wanted to fight me after our fight was broken up. I was done, I went home and took a warm shower. Lol.

[str8nutty]

Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

get outa here with that garbage english..

[Kadafi25]

haha thats heavy.. did you manage to get with the bird after all that? lol
bloody bouncers always start **** but would rather watch it happen hahaha..
nice dude

Bird was, and still is, going out with one of my closest friends who wasn't there at the time, so no.

That's why this was so bad actually b/c I kinda felt responsible for her safety. She didn't get hurt bad though. One of my mates got a bloody nose. They couldn't fight for **** tbh. What pissed me off is that no bystanders helped.

[XHellScreamerX]

Bird was, and still is, going out with one of my closest friends who wasn't there at the time, so no.

That's why this was so bad actually b/c I kinda felt responsible for her safety. She didn't get hurt bad though. One of my mates got a bloody nose. They couldn't fight for **** tbh. What pissed me off is that no bystanders helped.

What do they call it? The Bystander Effect?

Pretty sad in my opinion, I'd expect to get help and help those who need it in a situation like that.

But normal logic: Why get into things that don't involve you?

[AJPa]

Bird was, and still is, going out with one of my closest friends who wasn't there at the time, so no.

That's why this was so bad actually b/c I kinda felt responsible for her safety. She didn't get hurt bad though. One of my mates got a bloody nose. They couldn't fight for **** tbh. What pissed me off is that no bystanders helped.

i mean i know its noble and all as a bystander to come in help, but im sure people are more afraid of jailtime then getting there asses kicked(atleast the bigger ones).

[Deejaychrisso]

i mean i know its noble and all as a bystander to come in help, but im sure people are more afraid of jailtime then getting there asses kicked(atleast the bigger ones).

Sometimes depending on the people fighting in all honesty i'd rather sit and watch haha. If it's a good mate no doubt i will get involved but besides that theres no point, unless your going to break it up.

Spewing u didnt get her afterwards tell ur mate sharing is caring haha!

[sogeking]

kso last year when i was a high school freshman and this ******* was in 11th grade, we got in a huge fight in the middle of class...

I would make fun of him erydey cuz hes a *******, one day he got mad as fuk cuzz, den he pushed me while i was in my seat.... I thought about this for a second, then pretty much pushed him back by suprise...He then fell down hard and we started supersmashbrosbrawlinn

Keep in mind hes like 6'5 and i was like 5'11 at the time
he played football too
COME AT ME BRAHS

[Deejaychrisso]

kso last year when i was a high school freshman and this ******* was in 11th grade, we got in a huge fight in the middle of class...

I would make fun of him erydey cuz hes a *******, one day he got mad as fuk cuzz, den he pushed me while i was in my seat.... I thought about this for a second, then pretty much pushed him back by suprise...He then fell down hard and we started supersmashbrosbrawlinn

Keep in mind hes like 6'5 and i was like 5'11 at the time
he played football too
COME AT ME BRAHS

cool story bro

[marcoecon]

i have one but i wasn't involved. While i was leaving a club, i see these a girl and a guy arguing in front of the club. Then i see the bouncers infront of the club yell "look look oh sh*ttt" the guy ran after the gurl n was throwing fist. The gurl was throwing back at him wild. Then the guy connected smash the gurl in the face, she was pretty much knock the fck backwards. N was lying on the ground. Within 5 sec i see at least 10 popo's surrounding the dude. Guy got arrested. it was pretty epic lol

[Deejaychrisso]

i have one but i wasn't involved. While i was leaving a club, i see these a girl and a guy arguing in front of the club. Then i see the bouncers infront of the club yell "look look oh sh*ttt" the guy ran after the gurl n was throwing fist. The gurl was throwing back at him wild. Then the guy connected smash the gurl in the face, she was pretty much knock the fck backwards. N was lying on the ground. Within 5 sec i see at least 10 popo's surrounding the dude. Guy got arrested. it was pretty epic lol

Fuarkkk man can't stand watching a guy hit a girl, saw this lebo do it once, wasn't a pretty sight

[Dawes]

My friend was getting started on.
I was very drunk.
I grabbed guy by jumper.
With all my barbell row and bench press fury I pulled and punched the guy in the mouth with all my force.
Felt good at the time.
Felt bad when sober when I could feel my hand.
I knocked his tooth out.
2 days later I go to hospital with blood poisoning from the tooth.
Antibiotics straight into the vein for 1 week.
Other anti biotics for 3 more weeks after.
Day after 1st hospital treatment, knock on the door.
Police.
Spent 5 hours in a cell feelsbad.
Charged with ABH.
Fined £250 which is 406$
Criminal record for the next 5 years.

Don't punch someone in the mouth.

[Kadafi25]

My friend was getting started on.
I was very drunk.
I grabbed guy by jumper.
With all my barbell row and bench press fury I pulled and punched the guy in the mouth with all my force.
Felt good at the time.
Felt bad when sober when I could feel my hand.
I knocked his tooth out.
2 days later I go to hospital with blood poisoning from the tooth.
Antibiotics straight into the vein for 1 week.
Other anti biotics for 3 more weeks after.
Day after 1st hospital treatment, knock on the door.
Police.
Spent 5 hours in a cell feelsbad.
Charged with ABH.
Fined £250 which is 406$
Criminal record for the next 5 years.

Don't punch someone in the mouth.

Unlucky, bro. This is exactly why I never try to fight. Criminal record = waste of four years studying at uni.

[Lewwwww]

^ I'm sure I read that somewhere before...

But anyway.

-Went to the park.
-Had some ice-cream.
-Little girl stole my ice-cream.
-Kicked her over the field.
-Proceeded to eat my ice-cream.

[musclefreak69]

^ I'm sure I read that somewhere before...

But anyway.

-Went to the park.
-Had some ice-cream.
-Little girl stole my ice-cream.
-Kicked her over the field.
-Proceeded to eat my ice-cream.

you forgot to say not srs

[Deejaychrisso]

^ I'm sure I read that somewhere before...

But anyway.

-Went to the park.
-Had some ice-cream.
-Little girl stole my ice-cream.
-Kicked her over the field.
-Proceeded to eat my ice-cream.

Lol did you get her in the goal at least?

[marcoecon]

Unlucky, bro. This is exactly why I never try to fight. Criminal record = waste of four years studying at uni.

yep smart thinking. I go to clubs to have fun not to get into fights. I don't wanna get my ass kick out, cause i paid to get in, n paid for all the drinks. Ain't worth the trouble

[kinkong]

few fights at school
NO.1 grade8. yr 10 kid shoves a stick in my friend face and hits him with it i tell him to fu(k off then he hits me with it in face i grab it kick him in ball the hit him with it bout 5 time till teacher brakes it up.

NO2.grade9. kid pushes me and calls me fat so i stabed him in the troat with a pen (only tiny bit of blood)

NO.3grade10. kid hits me then runs away so i throw a bin at him and it hit him.

NO.4grade10. one kid teases me for a few days i get him by his self and held him on a bench while punching him in the jaw he call for his friends 2 of them come over let go of him and grabed a steel bin and hit one of them with it cut his arm he then backed up and the other one tried to hit me with a stick but missed i punched him in the nose then he stoped as was bleeding then i just sat down and went back to my lunch till the teachers came.

NO.5 grade 11 kid keeps takeing photos of me on his phone asked him to stop he did not so after class pushed him into a windo cut his arm up
thay just the main ones no fights in year 12

[in2killit]

i was leaving the gym and walking home and all of a sudden i get a hook from behind to the mouth. my vampire tooth goes through my lip and im gushing blood everywhere. i looked up and see two black kids on top of me punching me and kicking me.

then i got up and beat both their asses.

loljk, i got my ****ing ass kicked. they ran off with my bookbag, which only had my gym clothes in it.


but imo, everyone needs a good ass beating once or twice. keeps you modest.

[brahz]

inb4 catsonfires story of takin on 7 kids

[SteezyChr]

-1st grade
-kid took my hat off my head
-punched him in the face gave him a bloody nose
-no one ever took my hat again
-profit?

[brahz]

Just another saturday for me son, counting the takings from my security company, then spending a couple of hours jacking this frame the fuk up.

Driving back from the gym, got my 18 hanging out the side, letting people know who the fuk is cruising past in the Porsche when i get a call from Little T. Tells me to come by the park, crews there, couples of 10s, beer n **** is flowing, only thing missin is my strong assed self. Get there, only problem is aint no spaces in the car park, so I smash some b1tch's cheap ass civic window with a brick, take off the brake and rolled that sh!t outta the space into the street. Couple pu$$ies saw me but didn't dare say ****, especially since im rockin a sleeveless shirt.

Met up with the crew in the park. Grab myself some beer outta the cooler and put some ice on my biceps.Straight away girls r all over me trying to touch me n ****, telling me im the biggest guy they've ever seen. Wanna see how strong i am so i lift one up n start pressing her over my head, aint even breaking a sweat, shes enjoying it, gigglin n ****. The other one starts asking how many pull ups i can do. im like "****, i bust out 200 for fun". About now crews all jealous n **** seein them all over me. Little T starts talking **** about doing 500 pull-ups, reckons he do em all day, so i tell him to man the fuk up and show us what hes got.,

I flex up n Little T grabs holda my arm, starts doing pull ups off of my bicep, girls are going wild seeing this kinda ****. T's repping em out, done about 120 by now and hes struggling like a pu$$y. Im like "**** son, that all you got", girls start laughing at his weak assed attempt as he slips and falls on the ground. Im about ready to wreck Little T upside the head for being such a b1tch when some football comes flyin in n hits one of the girls in the face. She starts crying n ****, her sniffling is annoying the fuk outta me when some guy starts hollering from across the park, want their football back. Im thinking "hell no, somebodys about to get their **** mangled"

About now guy starts talking **** cause i still got his ball so i launch it like a polish missile 200 yards right into that b1tches face. Even from here i see blood n **** go flying. Caved his fuking face in. His friends see him hit the ground n come running over. Staright away i smash one guy upside the head with a full beer can. He went down like a b1tch, probably brain damaged or sum **** cause he starts droolin n shaking. Crews going to work on the other guys, Pu$$ies aint putting up a fight, dont even have to try, knocking em out all over ther fuking place. I pick one guy up and throw him 20ft into some bushes, heard some loud snap, musta broke his neck cause he didnt come out.


Mangled those pu$$ies the fuk up, left about a dozen guys on that field. Like some kinda warzone. Everyday **** to me though son.

lolled in a school computer lab lol

[GodOfGnar]

Kid was telling people he was ME at a party (i stole his friends apparently and did other things to him? lol) and he was acting like a complete ***et.

found him after the party, he said he knew i saw/heard him doing it and he was just ****ing around. I was with 2 of my boys he was with one of his. So we walk down the street together, then my crew proceeds to go down another street to get to my buddys place and then the 2 ***ets start yelling ****, like you guys are ****in bitches, u wernt gona do **** all. so we go down some small side streets end up infront of the ***s, buddy gets in my face says "***et, get outa my way bitch, you wont do ****, and u CANT do **** anyway, your ****in white trash loser get the **** outa my way .ect" So i smashed him right in the jaw and knocked him out one punch. I was about 5"5' 120lbs. He was 6'0" and about 150. So he went to school and told ppl "me and 6 ppl jumped him" -.-, my friends were like 20 feet away watching.

Cliffs:

-Kid acts like a total ******* and tells people he is me when they ask his name.

-I confront kid, he tells me it was a joke. I let it slide(i was drunk)

-I start to walk away from kid and he starts mouthing off.

-I get in his face and he says a few things that he definitely shouldnt have.

-I knock someone out, who has about 7" and 40lbs on me, in one punch.

-went to school told people i jumped him with all my friends (friends were 20feet away watching)

-proceeded to spread rumors about me all through high school, never said anything to my face so i couldn't do **** about it.

[cuttin.bruh]

Cliffs:

Kid threw rock at my truck from his bike.

Got out tackled him off bike.

Hit him in lower jaw knocked him out.

Kicked him in the face like 10 times hit him with his bike.

Old man followed me home called police.

Got sued for his broken jaw hospital bills.

30 days in youth home.

18 months probation.

[GreaseMark]

Just another saturday for me son, counting the takings from my security company, then spending a couple of hours jacking this frame the fuk up.

Driving back from the gym, got my 18 hanging out the side, letting people know who the fuk is cruising past in the Porsche when i get a call from Little T. Tells me to come by the park, crews there, couples of 10s, beer n sh!t is flowing, only thing missin is my strong assed self. Get there, only problem is aint no spaces in the car park, so I smash some b1tch's cheap ass civic window with a brick, take off the brake and rolled that sh!t outta the space into the street. Couple pu$$ies saw me but didn't dare say sh!t, especially since im rockin a sleeveless shirt.

Met up with the crew in the park. Grab myself some beer outta the cooler and put some ice on my biceps.Straight away girls r all over me trying to touch me n sh!t, telling me im the biggest guy they've ever seen. Wanna see how strong i am so i lift one up n start pressing her over my head, aint even breaking a sweat, shes enjoying it, gigglin n sh!t. The other one starts asking how many pull ups i can do. im like "sh!t, i bust out 200 for fun". About now crews all jealous n sh!t seein them all over me. Little T starts talking sh!t about doing 500 pull-ups, reckons he do em all day, so i tell him to man the fuk up and show us what hes got.,

I flex up n Little T grabs holda my arm, starts doing pull ups off of my bicep, girls are going wild seeing this kinda sh!t. T's repping em out, done about 120 by now and hes struggling like a pu$$y. Im like "sh!t son, that all you got", girls start laughing at his weak assed attempt as he slips and falls on the ground. Im about ready to wreck Little T upside the head for being such a b1tch when some football comes flyin in n hits one of the girls in the face. She starts crying n sh!t, her sniffling is annoying the fuk outta me when some guy starts hollering from across the park, want their football back. Im thinking "hell no, somebodys about to get their sh!t mangled"

About now guy starts talking sh!t cause i still got his ball so i launch it like a polish missile 200 yards right into that b1tches face. Even from here i see blood n sh!t go flying. Caved his fuking face in. His friends see him hit the ground n come running over. Staright away i smash one guy upside the head with a full beer can. He went down like a b1tch, probably brain damaged or sum sh!t cause he starts droolin n shaking. Crews going to work on the other guys, Pu$$ies aint putting up a fight, dont even have to try, knocking em out all over ther fuking place. I pick one guy up and throw him 20ft into some bushes, heard some loud snap, musta broke his neck cause he didnt come out.


Mangled those pu$$ies the fuk up, left about a dozen guys on that field. Like some kinda warzone. Everyday sh!t to me though son.

Supposed to be non-fiction today, golden.

[iJarhead]

My friend was getting started on.
I was very drunk.
I grabbed guy by jumper.
With all my barbell row and bench press fury I pulled and punched the guy in the mouth with all my force.
Felt good at the time.
Felt bad when sober when I could feel my hand.
I knocked his tooth out.
2 days later I go to hospital with blood poisoning from the tooth.
Antibiotics straight into the vein for 1 week.
Other anti biotics for 3 more weeks after.
Day after 1st hospital treatment, knock on the door.
Police.
Spent 5 hours in a cell feelsbad.
Charged with ABH.
Fined £250 which is 406$
Criminal record for the next 5 years.

Don't punch someone in the mouth.

I've read this before somewhere on BB

^ I'm sure I read that somewhere before...

yeah lol..