Lol at "sleep cycle" iPhone app

[Dr Miscer]

Lettuce be real, how is it possible that placing a phone near your head can sense how deep a sleep you are in?

This app is fake, just a made up graph that provides you with no information relevant to your sleep pattern.


For those unaware:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/sleep...320606217?mt=8

[Alphalfa]

gyroscope brah

[Dr Miscer]

gyroscope brah

lmao. no way

[3VANGELIST]

is OP srs or just retarded?

[ClevelandBaller]

it just measures your movement throughout the night as an indicator of sleep type

[MisterHotDamn]

you are supposed to tape it to your forehead

[dex_flex]

it just measures your tossing and tumbling at night...nothing amazing about it.

[natypes]

it just measures your movement throughout the night as an indicator of sleep type

this Androids have one too. It's called smart alarm clock.

[stonefacekilla]

dont care

[liftingforlife]

OP it uses the hypertronical scope to peer into your sleep states.

[jonB89]

I've used it a couple of times and it was actually easier to wake up. The graph is also a neat feature.

[RSM87]

/facepalm

[djshortsleeve]

The ghost hunter app is real too...

OP for it to really work, hold the phone in your right hand and use your left hand to rub the top of your head as you sleep.

[Strongbow]

you are supposed to tape it to your forehead

fckn lold at this.

[Fit1NYC]

4000 positive reviews
Just bought it

[Dr Miscer]

is OP srs or just retarded?

how the fuk am i retarded?

[ronpaul3046]

ya i think that metal detecting app might be a hoax too op

[bryan324]

Its BS, it showed me being "awake" for an hour 4-5 am when I was passed the fuk out.

[TheChadster08]

I need to try this.

[Shangius]

4000 positive reviews
Just bought it

Bought it? You unaware of jailbreaking?

[arn710]

I heard it works better if you stick it up your ass while you sleep

[Trapstar4.4]

Its BS, it showed me being "awake" for an hour 4-5 am when I was passed the fuk out.

you were probably moving around like a jackass, so the phone popped you for it lol
i think the premise is that you cant be in a deep sleep if you are moving around. i think its a pretty cool app. of course its not a science. at the very least one can tell if they truly "sleep like a baby" or if they are wild sleepers. kicking and convulsing and sh*t

Bought it? You unaware of jailbreaking?

damn riiiight

[mojock]

You're supposed to insert the phone anally before you fall asleep.


You dumb OP?

[Marcoccia]

Op we need to see your credentials.

Who claims they are a Dr.

[Raw D0g]

it measures movement..movement is high in light sleep and low in REM sleep...the graph is formed by this..and alarm wakes you up when movement is higher...how can you not understand this OP u dumbass

[BeReal23]

you are supposed to tape it to your forehead

This