Hypothetically, What is the Fastest way to dispose of a dead body???

[NiGhtt]

You have 10 hours or else you will be traced and arrested for murder!!

[ralphlauren55]

barrel of acid bro.

[NiGhtt]

barrel of acid bro.

where the hell do u get that shyt..be realistic

[escapist]

consume for proteins

[Brenden061]

now we find out who the serial murderers are on the misc.

[mgoose]

Weight down, toss in river, water washes away trace evidence and who knows where it'll end up

[TheWickerman]

reported

[exbuffstuff]

You have 10 hours or else you will be traced and arrested for murder!!

10 hour boat trip on the open pacific ocean straight west.

[OminousD27]

pigs bro, pigs. Starve them for a few days, they'll devour a 200 lb man in 14 mins, dead serious.

[miketheblade]

fed to pigs?

-snatch-

[Eugene18]

drain fluids and dispose into a babbling brook. Cook the muscles, burry the fat, crush the bones to dust.

[JACKIECHANFAN]

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[GingerTornado]

[TheNextGohan]

gasoline + fire + hammer

cops won't be able to recognize body.

[eleesr]

hide it under your bed

[james131]

Pigs. Be very wary of a man with a pig farm!

[-frag-]

This.

[JKS4]

burn it then bury the ashes?

[MaxN]

Fuking eat it

[PaulG]

You have 10 hours or else you will be traced and arrested for murder!!

[colt.45]

Pigs. Be very wary of a man with a pig farm!

This. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton

lol:

As of February 20, 2007, the following information has been presented to the court:[23]

* The items police found inside Pickton's trailer - A loaded .22 revolver with a dildo over the barrel and one round fired,

[WheytWut92]

damn kevin, i told you i'd come down and help you next friday. You're on your own dude.

[ABJ]

Weight down, toss in river, water washes away trace evidence and who knows where it'll end up

Yeah but you have to use alot of weight, couple cinderblocks won't even hold a small person down once the body starts to decay and blow up from the resulting gasses..... unless maybe poke holes in it? I'd say just bury it..... deep into a forest, nowhere near home, in a not so shallow grave, and be sure to make the area look undisturbed after..... hypotheticaly. Lotta physical work involved but better than prison.

[Tsudo]

10 hour boat trip on the open pacific ocean straight west.

I gotta agree with this.

first, chop up into pieces. Draw and quarter them.

Ride out, dumping piece every few miles once you're in deep blue water where the bottom is 3+ miles down. Gotta remember that once you get down a long ways the body will be crushed by pressure and no one can go down that far to look.

[Aggressive]

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.

You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter.

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".



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[Bramble]

I hear the best thing to do is
feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then
the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out
for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this
afterwards, of course, but you dont want to go sievin through pig
****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need
at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary
of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that
weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single
pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence
the expression, "as greedy as a pig"




^^^too slow.....

[calibrah92]

Burn it and turn the ashes in to shakes then drink said shake

[Swamp_Donkey]

3 rules.

1.) Smooth bore weapon
2.) chum up the body, let go into ocean
3.) and dont tell ANYONE

[Araj]

Go to local foundry that melts steel.
Throw body in furnace.

[TommyStarwind]

I live in a fackin desert... 3 hours to dig a grave in a mountain that i can drive to and find a nice crevice...