Cop pulls me over, I was 14.
Cop: You look to young to be driving, you don't even look like you shave
Me: I started when I was 16.
Cop: Have a good night
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Never said it, but:
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Shoot I got a list.
Cop- your window tint is illegal in va.
Me- I know sir, but I am moving to Texas right now.
And the classic one, which I said alot when I first started driving.
Cop- did you know your insurance, stickers, and tags is expired?
Me - what? I thought they were still good."Don't be envious when the grass is greener on the other side because you don't know how much crap it took to fertilize that ground.�
Are you ready? "Therefore I said to you that you will die in your sins; for if you do not believe that I am He, you will die in your sins.� (John 8:24).
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me and a buncha friends were driving back from the gas station for a beer run (i was only 18 at the time) we got pulled over for rolling through a red light that we sat at for 10 minutes without a green light. our DD was sober but what he didnt mention was that he was driving on a suspended lisence.
anyways the cop asked if anyone could drive and i was the only unaged person in the group, after asking for my ID he asked me f ill drive..i said no im drunk...breathilizer ensued
Cop: you know its illegal in all 50 states to drink under the age of 21 right
me: yup
Cop: (hand me my ID and walks back to car and gets on the radio)
as soon as he sits down we just jump over the road guard into the woods leaving the DD there with his car
the cop jumps out of his car as soon as he relizes whats happening
Cop: COME BACK HERE ***GOTS!
buddy: (stops running turns around and whips his junk out and starts stroking it...) tell your wife i said hi (then turns around and starts running again)
Cop: i got all night u mfer!!!
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We had a port call in Colombia. me and a couple buddies were SMASHED and started fuking with the Colombian MP's at the naval base gates. I don't really remember what we were saying but I remember at one point my buddy was grabbing the barrel of the MP's rifle and putting it to his own forehead and asking me to take a picture for the lulz. O_O
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