I was walking from a club to another on a night out, absolutely off my tits drunk and I see a cop arresting someone. He's got him on the ground and handcuffed. I go up and say.
Me: "Give us a high five mate."
Cop: "**** off you clown."
Could have ended badly for me.
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02-17-2011, 05:04 PM #1Registered User
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Dumbest/stupidest thing you've said to a cop.
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02-17-2011, 05:05 PM #2Registered User
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never talk to a cop, never had a problem
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02-17-2011, 05:06 PM #3Adrien Brody
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was tipsy/drunk, I told him he looked cute trying to be a man (he was a manlet lol)
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02-17-2011, 05:06 PM #4she said she was clean
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Was sitting in traffic with my window down,Cop was behind me and got on his little walkie talkie thing and said "Your license plate cover is illegal".
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02-17-2011, 05:08 PM #5I lift for T-Swift
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I've NEVER talked to a cop
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02-17-2011, 05:10 PM #6Registered User
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That was my first time.
Also, I was at a pub with my bro in law and there were a couple of cops just chillin.
Broinlaw: "Hey can you season my steak with your pepper spray?"
Cop: ".........."
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02-17-2011, 05:12 PM #7Registered User
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I actually lol'dOriginally Posted by Sir_Captain
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02-17-2011, 05:14 PM #8Registered User
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cop: "you know how fast you were going? i give you a verbal warning"
me: "again?"
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02-17-2011, 05:15 PM #9Banned
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C "Have you been drinking tonight?"
"Just 1 beer"
C "Step out of the car for me sir"
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02-17-2011, 05:15 PM #10Registered User
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lmaoOriginally Posted by Sir_Captain
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02-17-2011, 05:16 PM #11Deadlift and Grow
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officer, I swear to drunk Im not god
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02-17-2011, 05:17 PM #12Banned
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"I pay your salary"
watch them rage.
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02-17-2011, 05:19 PM #13
told the 300 lbs resource officer at my hs to stop eating donuts on the last day of class senior year. felt extremely good.
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02-17-2011, 05:19 PM #14Ate Paint Chips As Kid
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I was hammered drunk walking out of a bar...
me: "whats up buddy?" then i slap his ass with an open hand
Cop: "Touch or talk to me again and you will no what it feels like to get tazed" as he puts me in that arm bar thing behind my back and throws me against the wall
it is safe to say i didnt touch or say another word and just walked away in drunken embarassmentAVI FROM DECEMBER 2008...yea i know, i really need a new one
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02-17-2011, 05:19 PM #15Registered User
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The dumbest thing I've done was choosing to be polite as a cop caught me in a traffic violation trap and proceeded to right me up for everything in the book. He held me 20 minutes while I was late for my presentation. I was dressed in a suit and he even asked what was up. Told him I had my final presentation shortly.
Guess he was on my case for a cheap thrill. Looked like a new cop. **** that guy.
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02-17-2011, 05:20 PM #16Registered User
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"COME AT ME BRO"
"I WISH I WAS F*CK ALL"
"DOGZZZ DOGZZZ MATE F*CKIN DOGZZZ"
lulz were had...
got a warning and told to get on my way
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02-17-2011, 05:20 PM #17Registered User
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a few years back me and my friends hopped the fence at the skatepark after hours. cops roll up and ask. how did you guys get in here? my bud looks him square in the face"we teleported" cop didn't find that funny at all.
recently my friends and I went on our weekly"booze cruz" we have beers and ride our bikes in downton. we ended up running a redlight that wouldn't turn green(2:30am) cop pulls us over. 2 females.decent looking. "you ran the redlight.......have you been drinking" after some talking my bud cuts in to the officers words and says"enough about how we are doin tonight. how are you all doin tonight: didn't find that funny either but they were kind of shocked and let us go.
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02-17-2011, 05:22 PM #18Misc Firearms Crew
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cops breaking up my party - "this isnt a costume party get out of here!" haha. he proceeded to disregard lolz, and acquire currency via giving me a noise violation.
also, passed a cop while being lightweight intoxicated while driving, cop pulled behind me. got to light where there was another cop about to turn left in the lane next to me. i pulled up next to him, put window down, and asked for directions to the highway which i was already going to. the cop who came behind me saw me initiate a convo with a diff cop, and must have assumed any drunk driver would never do this. felt good.
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02-17-2011, 05:23 PM #19Registered User
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Was drunk and told a female cop to "show me your boobs"
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02-17-2011, 05:23 PM #20The Chains of Belial
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Gjdm.Originally Posted by ZombieClive
Mirin' post number to join date ratio
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02-17-2011, 05:24 PM #21Rave Smart Bro, Rave
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i was 17. **** faced and drinking in the courtyard of a church with my buddy and two chicks. heard the sirens. tossed the bottle. they were like ok, where's the alcohol?
i blew a .26 so i was pretty ****ed and slurred, "i threw it in that general vacinity officer." waving my hand around. she was like, "that's nice."
she wrote the tickets and scrambled me and my friend's names up. so i was like, "you messed up your names. i should report you for being drunk."
didn't go over well
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02-17-2011, 05:24 PM #22Registered User
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Something about me fcukin his wife srs
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02-17-2011, 05:24 PM #23Registered User
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I don't say **** to cops, no matter how drunk I am. I don't gamble either, I guess I'm pretty good with odds.
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02-17-2011, 05:24 PM #24Registered User
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LOL @ everyone's stories starting off with "i was drunk/tipsy and..."
So i was drunk one time, I didnt really say anything to the cop but the dumbest thing ive done was there was a K-9 in a cop car once (window up) and i started barking at it and teasing it with my hand and the cop told me to fuk off.
and every parking/speeding ticket i get i wipe with my ass and curse or write something about pigs in the memo of every check (srs)
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02-17-2011, 05:25 PM #25Registered User
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Wasn't me, but a few years back I got arrested for public intox. The next morning they gave us a sheet of paper saying what we had done and a general write up of our offense.
One of the guys in there with me had this:
Defendant was asked how much he had to drink. Defendant responded to officer, "more than you bitch!"
I thought it was funny.Chew Crew
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02-17-2011, 05:25 PM #26Misc Firearms Crew
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ohh i also grew a mustache and put on some **** glasses for my license picture.
got pulled over for going around a car, kinda off the road, to turn right on red.
when he asked for my ID i said something like "dont fall in love, i shaved the stache" and proceeded to humor my way out of it. told him i had the craps and just wanted to get home and crap. didnt even write me a warned just let me go ha
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02-17-2011, 05:25 PM #27
-Driving drunk as shyyyt
-Cop pulls me over and comes next to my window
- me: "Hey whats the officer problem?"
Did not end well that night. foreveralone.jpeg
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02-17-2011, 05:26 PM #28resU deretsigeR
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I was drunk and a lady cop came up and asked me if that was my car. I replied yes sir. DOH
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02-17-2011, 05:27 PM #29Registered User
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him: do you know how fast you were going?
me:yes, a safe and reasonable speed given the road conditions and traffic
him: bertsare..i clocked you doing 82----------------------
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02-17-2011, 05:28 PM #30Dashingly handsome
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"Can I at least have a cigarette before you take me in?"
"It doesn't work like that"
"Well **** you!"
I don't remember any of my other encounters, but they're probably worse seeing as how one ended with me in a restraining chair and 2 tazer wounds in my back.
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