1. You’re the best I’ve ever had
2. Your dick is Huge (Come break up time, it magically turns into a shriveled little worm of a dick)
3. My last boyfriend abused me
4. My parents/grandparents/creepy uncle abused me
5. I’ve only slept with 2 guys (this exact number,Lol)
6. Everything I bought today was on sale! I didn't really spend that much...
7. I don't think about other men....
8. I'm not jealous of Coworker/your ex/ casual acquaintance/ random woman on TV
9. I’m Almost Ready
10.I don’t mind picking up the tab tonight (Subtle guilt trip for next couple hours, or "that didn’t count as a date)
11.He’s just my friend
12.Your friends are great! I don’t mind if they come over
13. I Love You
14. Me and my ex are just good friends, i dont have any feelings for him.
15. It's your baby
16. That's not cum on my dress. It's mayonnaise
17. I'm not like my friends are, I'm a good girl.
18. I want a "nice" guy.
19. I don’t like drama
20. I just get along with guys better, girls are bitches
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02-08-2011, 02:05 PM #1Banned
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20 common female lies, For $hits and giggles
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02-08-2011, 02:08 PM #2Registered User
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all seem correct except #5. I always hear 3 guys.
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02-08-2011, 02:08 PM #3DINK (not the penor kind)
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1 common lie, for responding to OP
1. You are not a *******, OP
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02-08-2011, 02:09 PM #4Banned
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Originally Posted by bcg737
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HOW MANY TIMES has this been said to me wow
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02-08-2011, 02:10 PM #5EVERYDAY IM RUSTLIN'
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lol'd hard at 16
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02-08-2011, 02:11 PM #6Squats Over 9000
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19. I don’t like drama
Probably the most accurate one you got there.
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02-08-2011, 02:11 PM #7
sh!t I'm worried
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02-08-2011, 02:12 PM #8Rep Power: 696969
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i've heard nearly all of these, even #4
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02-08-2011, 02:12 PM #9In Trance We Trust
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Eery gf I've had would say #3. I wonder if I was "abusive". fawking bishes
Strive for
The body of a God
The mind of a Scholar
The humility of a Monk
And the heart of a Warrior
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02-08-2011, 02:15 PM #10Registered User
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I've heard most of these especially 3,4,5..bull shyt how girls always try to act like they've been abused or molested.
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02-08-2011, 02:15 PM #11Registered User
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Why would they lie about this? You know girls who say this to get pity? I understand #3 but I would never tell anyone if my aunt touched me lolOriginally Posted by bcg737
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02-08-2011, 02:15 PM #12Straight Cash Homie
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every woman i've slept with said i had a big dick and I highly doubt that 5 women would just lie.
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02-08-2011, 02:15 PM #13Registered User
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lol heard almost all those before from an hoe. Except that one on mayonasse.... wtf?
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02-08-2011, 02:16 PM #14Banned
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im sorry, did i offend you somehow?Originally Posted by CarlMcGuirk
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02-08-2011, 02:16 PM #15Registered User
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lold at #9 and #13
Kings Age Crew (458|287) K24 ------ Old
(562|492) K45 ------ new
alpha beard crew
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02-08-2011, 02:16 PM #16Registered User
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#2 happened to me...She told all of her friends I had a small hog. I felt like i was going to have to move to a different city.
*Gorilla Biscuits crew*
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02-08-2011, 02:17 PM #17Alpha Male
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21. go ahead, i won't get mad
"Everyone has a plan 'til they get punched in the mouth" - Mike Tyson
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02-08-2011, 02:17 PM #18Banned
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for the lolzOriginally Posted by SwayWay
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02-08-2011, 02:17 PM #19Registered User
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Have you met women?Originally Posted by KennyK
Females lie bro sorry.
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02-08-2011, 02:17 PM #20The Cripple
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Lmfao.Originally Posted by CarlMcGuirk
I've not heard many of these TBHAcetylCoA gets reps
"God your dunce." - Swept
LSU Tigers/Washington Nationals
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02-08-2011, 02:17 PM #21Registered User
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#22. That's fine or I'm fine
FUUUUUUUU
Someone aware me on #4. When have girls said this BS to you?++ Positive Crew ++
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02-08-2011, 02:18 PM #22Rep Power: 314159
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I've heard all of them except for the mayonnaise one, she just admitted it was cum, whore.
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02-08-2011, 02:18 PM #23Banned
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did they walk by waving thier pinkies at you? lol.Originally Posted by threeoneg
That happened to me, i felt like whipping it out right there and then and yelling " SEE? DO YOU SEE THE TRUTH?"
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02-08-2011, 02:18 PM #24Registered User
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33) youre the only guy to make me orgasm
Its not really a lie but "im so confused" is a classic, meaning "i wanna get drunk and suk off random tramps"
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02-08-2011, 02:18 PM #25Registered User
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This X 1000.Originally Posted by Alphalfa
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02-08-2011, 02:18 PM #26Registered User
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weird cause the common number I get is 8. lolOriginally Posted by WaterIsGooD
i rape back (_|_)
4_4
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02-08-2011, 02:19 PM #27Registered User
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7. I don't think about other men....
(only when we f*ck)
9. I’m Almost Ready
(by tomorrow)
11.He’s just my friend
(that you are secretly interested in)
13. I Love You
(bullsh*t)
14. Me and my ex are just good friends, i dont have any feelings for him.
(yeah until he f*cks you)
16. That's not cum on my dress. It's mayonnaise
(I'd run a B*tch over if i heard this)
17. I'm not like my friends are, I'm a good girl.
(you are who you chill with)
18. I want a "nice" guy.
(they had a nice guy and they let me go)
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02-08-2011, 02:20 PM #28Your boyfriends all lieOriginally Posted by BeefCurtanz
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02-08-2011, 02:20 PM #29Registered User
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You're lucky to be chilln with boastful sluts bra. Thats like over 9000 irlOriginally Posted by birdman2
"I want a nice guy"
"(I want a HOT nice guy…..But not really nice……..actually idk LOL <3 Live.Laugh.Love)"++ Positive Crew ++
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02-08-2011, 02:21 PM #30Registered User
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hahahhahaha, I know what all the laughing was about now. Damn girls....Originally Posted by bcg737
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