Probably laughed the most at this one, who the doesnt have these ballsOriginally Posted by SurreyMan
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08-03-2011, 04:24 AM #391Registered User
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08-03-2011, 04:28 AM #392Vegas King
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I've bought drinks for women before. Only because they asked in a manner that was acceptable to me. Anyways, what is so wrong with buying someone a drink? It may or may not work out but what are you really losing other than a slimy $10?
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08-03-2011, 04:36 AM #393Mirin natty white teeth?
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4. You're dancing with a guy on the dance floor and he has a drink in his hand. You say, “What are you drinking?" while casually taking the drink from his hands and taking a sip. Keep dancing and then walk away. He won't have the balls to ask for it back.
not sure where the girl who typed this up lives, but she best not believe this will happen.
prolly some mod wk's would allow this but I doubt anyone would let something like that slide, the hell?
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08-03-2011, 04:55 AM #394.
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yeah, it's called having game.Originally Posted by Starred
If played correctly sure buying the drink is going to help, but some morons have none and simply waste their money.
I offer drinks to friends only, both male and female from time to time just to have fun. I'm not buying a stranger anything.
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08-03-2011, 04:59 AM #395Do you even squat?
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haha ****ing please if someone tried that on me i would storm overthere and snatch it back off them. TBH i dont know anyone who wouldnt4. You're dancing with a guy on the dance floor and he has a drink in his hand. You say, “What are you drinking?" while casually taking the drink from his hands and taking a sip. Keep dancing and then walk away. He won't have the balls to ask for it back.
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08-03-2011, 05:01 AM #396.
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I actually lol'd at thisOriginally Posted by Restday
Girls do this all the time when dancing, look at the cup and ask "wat r u drinkin" then just grab it (while my hand is still on it) and try to take a sip.
I changed that **** by having my drink hand placed farther back.
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08-03-2011, 05:02 AM #397Registered User
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If a bitch tries number 4 on me then I will ruin her night
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08-03-2011, 05:05 AM #398Registered User
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I never buy drinks for girls except for friends, which I know they will buy me one back later that night.
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08-03-2011, 05:08 AM #399Registered User
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Excellent post, OP. Deffs gonna try them at some stage
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08-03-2011, 05:19 AM #400Registered User
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I have a simple comeback whenever a chick asks me for a drink at the bar...
Her: Hey you wanna get me a drink?
Me: Sure, only if I get to choose.
Her: Haha, OK!
Proceed to ask for a glass of water and hand it to girl.
Me: I hope your not driving!
Calmly walk away. 90% of the time they follow."Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
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08-03-2011, 05:47 AM #401
lmao this is so awkward... I don't really like it when strangers would offer to buy me a drink (doesn't happen that often, but once in a while). It makes me think they think I'm poor lol! Unless of course I'm really broke then it's fine.
I need some fine wine, and you, you need to be nicer
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08-03-2011, 05:52 AM #402Registered User
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The last time a random girl asked me to buy her a drink i pretended to give in to her eye batting etc. Bought a beer and a tap water, handed her the water and walked off
Do i even eat?
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08-03-2011, 05:53 AM #403Registered User
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No need to rage over this at all.
Lets be honest here, if we were able to get free drinks the same way that women are, we would try every thing on that list and not a single fuk would be given.
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08-03-2011, 06:41 AM #404My body is ready
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You would steal random girls drinks on the dancefloor if you could? Son...Originally Posted by Mister-Lean
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08-03-2011, 06:45 AM #405Registered User
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thisOriginally Posted by rawrburritos
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08-03-2011, 06:48 AM #406Registered User
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lmaooooooooooo
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08-03-2011, 06:48 AM #407Platinum Member
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lol jakes on them i see right through women who try that ****, especially number 4 they get embarrassed when i grab my drink back out there hands before they take a sip
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08-03-2011, 07:00 AM #408Registered User
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learned my lesson pretty quickly
bought a chick a drink and she left me for the dance floor the exact second i handed it to her.
I was so pissed.
have never bought another chick a drink and never will
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08-03-2011, 07:44 AM #409Registered User
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this right hurrr. this is for beta *******sOriginally Posted by rawrburritos
What the fun-dip is going on in here?!
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08-03-2011, 07:47 AM #410Banned
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i lpove how you dont go furtherOriginally Posted by FunSize1990
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08-03-2011, 07:49 AM #411Banned
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hahahahaha so trying thisOriginally Posted by SkinnyPhuck
The last time a random girl asked me to buy her a drink i pretended to give in to her eye batting etc. Bought a beer and a tap water, handed her the water and walked off
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08-03-2011, 07:51 AM #412Registered User
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Does this really make anyone mad?
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08-03-2011, 07:52 AM #413Please respond
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you really rage at this? lol at buying girls drinks.
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08-03-2011, 07:53 AM #414
LOL @ buying girls drinks
And #4 is unbelievably stupid. If a chick tries that BS on me, that drink is getting splashed in her face.
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08-03-2011, 07:54 AM #415Banned
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This girl asked me if i could buy her a drink and i said sure...so i went to the bathroom and took a piss on a cup and spit on it(i knew the girl was playing me)
i give the girl the drink and i just walk away.
8 seconds later "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA THE HELL HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
ran out of the club lulzing
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08-03-2011, 07:58 AM #416Shut up and Squat
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08-03-2011, 08:00 AM #417Brologist, B.S.
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08-03-2011, 08:01 AM #418Registered User
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jakes on them I only let women buy me drinks
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08-03-2011, 08:02 AM #419Originally Posted by Nofearlivelife
Thats fuked up.
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08-03-2011, 08:03 AM #420
Was on a stag do recently when 4 bitches tried all of these on our group. They were amazingly hot.
Few of the beta kunts gave in and started buying chicks drinks when one of them heard me say 'Idiots, you're all getting played'' and approached me with a 'You not wanna buy me one?' and a cheeky smile on her face.
Reply: Unless you suck it you ain't getting ****.
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