13 ways to score free drinks from men (GTFIH for RAGE)

[SurreyMan]

"Scoring free drinks is easier than you think. Give these fail- proof ways a try, and enjoy night after night of free drinking. Just remember, picking the right guy is crucial. You can't go for a guy who is there with his girlfriend. Pick a guy who is chilling near the bar. You can always count on “bros” because their frat bothers will usually be there cheering them on to get chicks.

1. Use intense eye contact. (The most obvious and most important) As soon as you walk in, start by making seductive eye contact with the bouncer to get started. The bouncers are friends with the bartenders, so this can help for next time. Sit by the bar, and look around until you make eye contact with a cute guy who catches your glance. Soon enough, he'll come over to you, and get you a drink.

2. Look hot, but innocent. You know the drill. Show off your best features in a sexy outfit and work your stuff. Sadly, batting your eyelashes and flipping your hair still works as well as it did when your Mom was in college. Don't forget the cleavage.

3. If a guy opens up a tab next to you and only orders one drink, casually say, “Isn't there a $10 minimum?”He knows he's going to have to spend the money anyways, so he might as well buy you a drink, and possibly get your number.

4. You're dancing with a guy on the dance floor and he has a drink in his hand. You say, “What are you drinking?" while casually taking the drink from his hands and taking a sip. Keep dancing and then walk away. He won't have the balls to ask for it back.

5. Go up to the bartender, point to some random guy, and say, "That guy over there spilled my drink.” Then give him puppy eyes and “remind” him of what drink you had. He's going to make you a new one.

6. Befriend an older man at the bar. Um, hello... old fashioned manners. He'll have to offer. And you will graciously accept.

7. You're sitting down and mingling with a friend, and a guy comes and talks to you. You smile, and say, “Aren’t you going to buy me a drink before you start hitting on me?” He will take this as flirting and will always agree.

8. If you have already flirted with the bartender, and he's already made you a drink, you can try this. After you've finished the drink and he's pouring a drink for someone else, flirtatiously tilt your glass and say, “You know where to put the extra.” If he doesn't do it right away, give him a few minutes and he will.

9. FLIRT. Never forget what using your mojo can get you. Talk to a guy for 5 minutes. It's surprising how little it takes. If he's looking for some action, he's going to ask you if you want a drink.

10. At midnight, when your buzz is getting low, order yourself a glass of water at the bar, while staring at a guy drinking next to you. Lean in, and wait for the guy to say, “Is that all you’re drinking? You'll say, “Yeah, but a vodka sprite sounds better.”He will orderit for you.

11. Tap a guy on the shoulder who is ordering a drink. Say “how about you order me a drink, and I’ll leave the tip?” He’s not going to make you leave the tip.

12. Pretend it's your birthday. If you're really going for it, wear a crown. You will probably get a drink “on the house” from the bartender or a guy you talk to will offer.

13. Sit down by the bar and take on a bet that you know you will win. After a few minutes of conversation, switch to the subject you want to bet on. Then you can make the bet. Winner buys the drink. Ask him a guy question that a “man” would think he knows the answer to like a question about the 1991 Super bowl. He's not going to know that you have planned the question. And you're talking to him, so he's not going to care.

It's not hard to get free drinks; guys just can't help themselves (the poor schmucks). Try these techniques, strut your stuff, and you'll be set. Don’t feel bad; they want to talk to you. And hey, maybe you’ll end up going for them"

[sIghtLines]

FUUUUUUUUU

[rawrburritos]

props on them for being able to exploit all the beta fukers out there

[WalkSoftly]

im going to use these next time after i have a sesh and go to the bar to get a druink

[ChannerT]

I don't even know where to begin with all that. 4 and 9 are probably the worst

[dtoxUK]

Phucking wh*res.

Number 4 gets tried on me all the time, i literally just bertstare and do the hand motion of 'give it back' until they do. They usually do less they wan get raped.

[jack3d_brah9]

Scoring free pussy is easier than you think. Give these fail- proof ways a try, and enjoy night after night of free pussy. Just remember, picking the right bitch is crucial. You can't go for a slut who is there with her girlfriends. Pick a bitch who is chilling near the bar. You can always count on “hoes” because their sorority sisters will usually be there cheering them on.

1. Drop Rohypnol in drink.

[jmonty]

whores

[tjw]

FUUUUUUUUU

in on this thread

[HawtStuff]

Advice that was given to the misc bros:

Don't buy a drink for a girl you didn't enter the venue with.

[Dead Cell]

If you buy drinks for girls then jackson on you.

[GreatDutchHope]

Good lord at number 4. It's beer bish what the f*ck you think it is.

Maybe im just tight but if a girl just straight up asked me to buy her a drink that would be a huge turnoff for me.

[Suicune]

4. You're dancing with a guy on the dance floor and he has a drink in his hand. You say, “What are you drinking?" while casually taking the drink from his hands and taking a sip. Keep dancing and then walk away. He won't have the balls to ask for it back.

fuking lol at this one.

i'd gladly ask it back, and if she starts bitching, then "wait, you should have just asked for it!!" and then SPLASH drink in the face

[PotKettleBlack]

These make me lol. BRB we are strong, independent women, we don't need no men... BRB yet we still resort to deception to get drinks bought for us, because we're too cheap to buy them ourselves.

[Mtguy8787]

Lulz -- 95% of American males would buy a hot girl who flirted with them a drink. Its easy to talk when youre sitting beind a computer, and there's no hormones involved.

[FunSize1990]

Luckily you can reverse nearly every single one of them on the girl and make her look like an idiot.

[Dr._S._Colbert]

Why are you people raging? If I had a nice rack I'd do it too. Don't be dumb enough to fall for it and you won't.

[Quibble]

4. You're dancing with a guy on the dance floor and he has a drink in his hand. You say, “What are you drinking?" while casually taking the drink from his hands and taking a sip. Keep dancing and then walk away. He won't have the balls to ask for it back.

7. You're sitting down and mingling with a friend, and a guy comes and talks to you. You smile, and say, “Aren’t you going to buy me a drink before you start hitting on me?” He will take this as flirting and will always agree.

No. No.

[KESque]

I'm off out to go hit a small child.

brb folks.

[Groundhog2109]

flirting and dancing with me is usually enough for me to try to get the girl alone to booze her up lulz

passive aggressive is better; don't ask, wait for the offer

[SurreyMan]

Luckily you can reverse nearly every single one of them on the girl and make her look like an idiot.

Proceed...

[Ascension7]

Scoring free pussy is easier than you think. Give these fail- proof ways a try, and enjoy night after night of free pussy. Just remember, picking the right bitch is crucial. You can't go for a slut who is there with her girlfriends. Pick a bitch who is chilling near the bar. You can always count on “hoes” because their sorority sisters will usually be there cheering them on.

1. Drop Rohypnol in drink.

win.

[warsaw_]

Doesn't make me rage because I'm smart enough not to buy girls drinks. Never have, never will.

lol if a girl told me there was a ten dollar minimum, I'd order another drink for myself while making a coolface.jpg as she bert stares.

[CaptainSquatz]

4. You're dancing with a guy on the dance floor and he has a drink in his hand. You say, “What are you drinking?" while casually taking the drink from his hands and taking a sip. Keep dancing and then walk away. He won't have the balls to ask for it back.

Your dancing and this girl takes a drinkf rom you. i would ask "how are you beating?" and take her heart out with my bear hands and take a bite. bish is dead she wont be alive to ask for it back

[BEARDofNORRIS]

Phucking wh*res.

Number 4 gets tried on me all the time, i literally just bertstare and do the hand motion of 'give it back' until they do. They usually do less they wan get raped.

That's when I say this.

"You gunna pay fer dat drink, one way or t'other darlin'.....he he he...."

[bmontgomery87]

some people woudl fall for these.

but i wouldn't let a chick walk off with my drink.

[pillzbrah]

4. You're dancing with a guy on the dance floor and he has a drink in his hand. You say, “What are you drinking?" while casually taking the drink from his hands and taking a sip. Keep dancing and then walk away. He won't have the balls to ask for it back.

the ****? some bish tries that on me ima glass dat ho

[Vinsanity15]

I've learned enough to know that buying a drink for someone you just met=pointless. MAYBE at the end of the night after talking/hanging out for a few hours. I mean if she stuck with it for that long just for a drink well **** her life.

[Quibble]

Lulz -- 95% of American males would buy a hot girl who flirted with them a drink. Its easy to talk when youre sitting beind a computer, and there's no hormones involved.

Girls buy me drinks. Last time I made fun of a dude for buying a girl a drink and I ended up banging her.

She was laughing with me at him to his face.


This is a war gentlemen, you must be strong. Until a woman has given you that pussy, you don't buy her a goddamn thing.

[SurreyMan]

the ****? some bish tries that on me ima glass dat ho

I lol'ed hard. Repped