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    Street walker prostitutes in Los Angeles (pics)

    I'm a member on another message board. We talk about whores, give reviews, share info, etc. There's one forum dedicated entirely to streetwalkers, and there are dudes who actually go out and take pictures of them.

    I can never get into this scene. It's dirty and dangerous, the rewards are very low. Most of the guys who do it, and talk about it online, seem to enjoy the hunt as much as the actual sex. I'm the opposite, I monger because I like having sex with attractive and thin young girls.

    Here's a couple sample pics of the girls they are getting..









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    looks like heaven for black men everywhere

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    link to said forum?

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    Originally Posted by jackgoff View Post
    inb4 ban
    I hope they ban that guy, I have seen him post that in several threads today

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    In this particular neighborhood, guys are getting CBJ for $40, sometimes BBBJ, and full service for $60 to $80.

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    first pic; chick on left. how much?

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    just think, if I would kill one of these women, I would be the one going to prison.

    no commendation, no money, no award, I would actually be thrown in prison.

    god damnit;

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    Originally Posted by ulion View Post
    in this particular neighborhood, guys are getting cbj for $40, sometimes bbbj, and full service for $60 to $80.
    cbj? Bbbj?

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    whats a z job?




    if you gotta ask... u cant afford one

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    Originally Posted by kwyjibo View Post
    cbj? Bbbj?
    probably condom blowjob and bareback blowjob? I donno not too keen on whore lingo

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    Originally Posted by kwyjibo View Post
    cbj? Bbbj?
    CBJ = Covered blow job (use of a condom)
    BBBJ = Bareback Blowjob (without a condom)

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    Originally Posted by Kato88 View Post
    whats a z job?
    Basically it involves a man recieving oral sex from a woman, while she is Asleep. Now, for the exact details (all of which start with the letter "Z", culminating in the ultimate Z Job):

    Step 1: The woman takes a strong sleep-aid called Zolpidem. This is helpful so as not to wake the woman.

    Step 2:Zilactin-B Mouth Sore Gel. This is applied by the man, into the woman's mouth. This will partially numb her mouth, allowing for maximum oral sex time before she wakes up.
    Thes acts will test the limits of the woman's facials muscles and tissues: A zygomatic bone in your face(pair) & a zygomaticus Major and minor ( they are groups of muscles around your mouth)

    Step 3: And now comes the grand finale. The zonula ciliaris is a small muscle located on the eye ball. As the man is about to climax, he slaps the woman, abruptly returning her to consciousness. Shocked, the woman gasps and quickly opens her eyes. This is when the man ejaculates on her open eyes, coating the zonula ciliaris.

    After this has been accomplished, you have successfully completed a proper Z Job.

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    Originally Posted by vash1789 View Post
    "I'm a member on another message board. We talk about whores, give reviews, share info, etc."

    wut
    lmao

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    I don't see why you wouldn't pay an extra like 50-100 and go online and find an escort as opposed to a streetwalker. Streetwalkers are usually drug users who do some desperate stuff for money, probably have an STD, and get boned a few times a day. Escorts are classier, get boned like twice a day, always use condoms, and usually aren't drug users.

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    Originally Posted by floppyflaps View Post
    I don't see why you wouldn't pay an extra like 50-100 and go online and find an escort as opposed to a streetwalker. Streetwalkers are usually drug users who do some desperate stuff for money, probably have an STD, and get boned a few times a day. Escorts are classier, get boned like twice a day, always use condoms, and usually aren't drug users.
    I agree.

    These guys are driving around dangerous neighborhoods filled with cops and pimps, they're having sex in the back seats of their car or going to the world's worst motel. Some of them get robbed and/or arrested.

    All for 10-15 minutes of quick sex with a really ugly woman.

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    Originally Posted by ulion View Post
    Basically it involves a man recieving oral sex from a woman, while she is Asleep. Now, for the exact details (all of which start with the letter "Z", culminating in the ultimate Z Job):

    Step 1: The woman takes a strong sleep-aid called Zolpidem. This is helpful so as not to wake the woman.

    Step 2:Zilactin-B Mouth Sore Gel. This is applied by the man, into the woman's mouth. This will partially numb her mouth, allowing for maximum oral sex time before she wakes up.
    Thes acts will test the limits of the woman's facials muscles and tissues: A zygomatic bone in your face(pair) & a zygomaticus Major and minor ( they are groups of muscles around your mouth)

    Step 3: And now comes the grand finale. The zonula ciliaris is a small muscle located on the eye ball. As the man is about to climax, he slaps the woman, abruptly returning her to consciousness. Shocked, the woman gasps and quickly opens her eyes. This is when the man ejaculates on her open eyes, coating the zonula ciliaris.

    After this has been accomplished, you have successfully completed a proper Z Job.
    Please tell me you made that up

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    Originally Posted by ulion View Post
    Basically it involves a man recieving oral sex from a woman, while she is Asleep. Now, for the exact details (all of which start with the letter "Z", culminating in the ultimate Z Job):

    Step 1: The woman takes a strong sleep-aid called Zolpidem. This is helpful so as not to wake the woman.

    Step 2:Zilactin-B Mouth Sore Gel. This is applied by the man, into the woman's mouth. This will partially numb her mouth, allowing for maximum oral sex time before she wakes up.
    Thes acts will test the limits of the woman's facials muscles and tissues: A zygomatic bone in your face(pair) & a zygomaticus Major and minor ( they are groups of muscles around your mouth)

    Step 3: And now comes the grand finale. The zonula ciliaris is a small muscle located on the eye ball. As the man is about to climax, he slaps the woman, abruptly returning her to consciousness. Shocked, the woman gasps and quickly opens her eyes. This is when the man ejaculates on her open eyes, coating the zonula ciliaris.

    After this has been accomplished, you have successfully completed a proper Z Job.

    Pls go.
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    Originally Posted by ulion View Post
    Basically it involves a man recieving oral sex from a woman, while she is Asleep. Now, for the exact details (all of which start with the letter "Z", culminating in the ultimate Z Job):

    Step 1: The woman takes a strong sleep-aid called Zolpidem. This is helpful so as not to wake the woman.

    Step 2:Zilactin-B Mouth Sore Gel. This is applied by the man, into the woman's mouth. This will partially numb her mouth, allowing for maximum oral sex time before she wakes up.
    Thes acts will test the limits of the woman's facials muscles and tissues: A zygomatic bone in your face(pair) & a zygomaticus Major and minor ( they are groups of muscles around your mouth)

    Step 3: And now comes the grand finale. The zonula ciliaris is a small muscle located on the eye ball. As the man is about to climax, he slaps the woman, abruptly returning her to consciousness. Shocked, the woman gasps and quickly opens her eyes. This is when the man ejaculates on her open eyes, coating the zonula ciliaris.

    After this has been accomplished, you have successfully completed a proper Z Job.
    lmaooooooo this is too much

    highlight, copy, paste, save as
    B:325
    S:385
    DL:495

    come at me

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