Bodybuilding.com Information Motivation Supplementation
in:

    The World’s #1 Bodybuilding And Fitness Forum - Save Up To 50% Off Retail Prices In Our Bodybuilding.com Store!

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 30 of 34
  1. #1
    Registered User showboat88's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2010
    Age: 26
    Stats: 6'2", 165 lbs
    Posts: 909
    Rep Power: 0
    showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank)
    Visit showboat88's BodySpace
    showboat88 is offline

    The offical how to shave your ass thread (serious)

    i noticed a lot of people wondering how to shave your ass without it itching etc. so let me give you some tips.

    1. while you're in the shower apply shaving cream to azz hole area do this wit your ass away from the water so it doesn't wash away.

    2. crouch down and stick your hand back there with a razor and just start shaving away
    its going to take you a bunch of times but it will plow that hair out.

    3. rinse and use shower gel on ass to get all left over hair out, then feel around and rinse and repeat step 2 if necessary

    4. once you're out of the shower dry ass hole area and and apply some lotion on your hands then to the ass hole area ( this will prevent itching and burn)

    5. now you can have a nice big crap in peace and only have to wipe 2-3 times to feel clean


    feels good man
    i rep back
    Reply With Quote

  2. #2
    Permabulkan S1X's Avatar
    Join Date: Jan 2009
    Stats: 6'0", 154 lbs
    Posts: 1,715
    Rep Power: 1927
    S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit S1X's BodySpace
    S1X is offline
    Man the fk up and wax it, you won't regret the finished product.

    /thread.
    Reply With Quote

  3. #3
    The Brave Little Toaster miscingout's Avatar
    Join Date: Dec 2010
    Location: United States
    Age: 22
    Stats: 6'0", 183 lbs
    Posts: 2,272
    Rep Power: 299
    miscingout has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) miscingout has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) miscingout has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) miscingout has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) miscingout has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) miscingout has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) miscingout has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) miscingout has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) miscingout has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) miscingout has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) miscingout has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000)
    Visit miscingout's BodySpace
    miscingout is offline
    so easy, yet so hard
    Reply With Quote

  4. #4
    Registered User showboat88's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2010
    Age: 26
    Stats: 6'2", 165 lbs
    Posts: 909
    Rep Power: 0
    showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank)
    Visit showboat88's BodySpace
    showboat88 is offline
    Originally Posted by miscingout View Post
    so easy, yet so hard
    first time is the worst ya i know but after that keep doing it once every two weeks or so then its cake
    i rep back
    Reply With Quote

  5. #5
    Registered User Platypus2's Avatar
    Join Date: Aug 2010
    Age: 20
    Stats: 5'8", 132 lbs
    Posts: 2,079
    Rep Power: 200
    Platypus2 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Platypus2 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Platypus2 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Platypus2 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Platypus2 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Platypus2 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Platypus2 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Platypus2 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Platypus2 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Platypus2 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Platypus2 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000)
    Visit Platypus2's BodySpace
    Platypus2 is offline
    dontshaveyour*******story.jpg
    Reply With Quote

  6. #6
    Registered User Bobgnarley's Avatar
    Join Date: Jan 2009
    Location: California, United States
    Age: 30
    Posts: 4,605
    Rep Power: 21472
    Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit Bobgnarley's BodySpace
    Bobgnarley is offline
    **** that I shaved my ass once and it felt wet all the damn time.
    Reply With Quote

  7. #7
    Registered User BeReal23's Avatar
    Join Date: Nov 2004
    Location: Illinois, United States
    Age: 24
    Stats: 6'0", 200 lbs
    Posts: 17,378
    BodyPoints: 1154
    Rep Power: 21560
    BeReal23 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BeReal23 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BeReal23 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BeReal23 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BeReal23 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BeReal23 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BeReal23 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BeReal23 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BeReal23 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BeReal23 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BeReal23 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit BeReal23's BodySpace
    BeReal23 is offline
    OP would have invented the wheel.


    Shave...ass....with....razor. Genius
    Reply With Quote

  8. #8
    Banned rkrajnov's Avatar
    Join Date: Dec 2009
    Age: 23
    Stats: 5'10", 187 lbs
    Posts: 11,899
    Rep Power: 0
    rkrajnov has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rkrajnov has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rkrajnov has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rkrajnov has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rkrajnov has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rkrajnov has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rkrajnov has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rkrajnov has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rkrajnov has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rkrajnov has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rkrajnov has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit rkrajnov's BodySpace
    rkrajnov is offline
    i prefer to shave my ass with a rambo style knife
    Reply With Quote

  9. #9
    Registered User papi89's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2009
    Location: San Diego, California, United States
    Age: 24
    Stats: 5'11", 190 lbs
    Posts: 4,540
    Rep Power: 3592
    papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit papi89's BodySpace
    papi89 is online now
    I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.

    No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

    I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

    I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

    Little did I know.

    I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

    Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

    Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

    Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

    As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

    Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
    Reply With Quote

  10. #10
    Registered User Dan916's Avatar
    Join Date: Nov 2008
    Stats: 6'1", 216 lbs
    Posts: 24,635
    Rep Power: 8324
    Dan916 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Dan916 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Dan916 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Dan916 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Dan916 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Dan916 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Dan916 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Dan916 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Dan916 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Dan916 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Dan916 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit Dan916's BodySpace
    Dan916 is offline
    brb feeling my ass cheeks rub together when I walk since i just shaved my ass.
    Reply With Quote

  11. #11
    Permabulkan S1X's Avatar
    Join Date: Jan 2009
    Stats: 6'0", 154 lbs
    Posts: 1,715
    Rep Power: 1927
    S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) S1X has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit S1X's BodySpace
    S1X is offline
    Originally Posted by Bobgnarley View Post
    **** that I shaved my ass once and it felt wet all the damn time.


    Do work.
    Reply With Quote

  12. #12
    ||||-ლ-(ಠ_ಠ)-ლ-|||| INMATEaco's Avatar
    Join Date: Jun 2009
    Location: Zimbabwe
    Age: 29
    Stats: 6'3", 350 lbs
    Posts: 4,697
    Rep Power: 2890
    INMATEaco has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) INMATEaco has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) INMATEaco has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) INMATEaco has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) INMATEaco has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) INMATEaco has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) INMATEaco has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) INMATEaco has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) INMATEaco has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) INMATEaco has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) INMATEaco has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit INMATEaco's BodySpace
    INMATEaco is offline
    Originally Posted by Bobgnarley View Post
    **** that I shaved my ass once and it felt wet all the damn time.
    thisssssssssssssssss
    maybe no possibility
    Reply With Quote

  13. #13
    Registered User showboat88's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2010
    Age: 26
    Stats: 6'2", 165 lbs
    Posts: 909
    Rep Power: 0
    showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank)
    Visit showboat88's BodySpace
    showboat88 is offline
    Originally Posted by Bobgnarley View Post
    **** that I shaved my ass once and it felt wet all the damn time.
    then learn to wipe your ass after you crap bra
    i rep back
    Reply With Quote

  14. #14
    Registered User ek3's Avatar
    Join Date: Feb 2011
    Age: 24
    Posts: 4,037
    Rep Power: 170
    ek3 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ek3 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ek3 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ek3 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ek3 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ek3 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ek3 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ek3 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ek3 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ek3 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ek3 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000)
    ek3 is offline
    A serious thread on how to shave your ass??

    why do you want to shave your ass op?
    Reply With Quote

  15. #15
    Registered User papi89's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2009
    Location: San Diego, California, United States
    Age: 24
    Stats: 5'11", 190 lbs
    Posts: 4,540
    Rep Power: 3592
    papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) papi89 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit papi89's BodySpace
    papi89 is online now
    Originally Posted by ek3 View Post
    A serious thread on how to shave your ass??

    why do you want to shave your ass op?
    It's a turn off for his BF
    Reply With Quote

  16. #16
    Registered User Bobgnarley's Avatar
    Join Date: Jan 2009
    Location: California, United States
    Age: 30
    Posts: 4,605
    Rep Power: 21472
    Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Bobgnarley has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit Bobgnarley's BodySpace
    Bobgnarley is offline
    Originally Posted by showboat88 View Post
    then learn to wipe your ass after you crap bra
    I just drag my ass along the carpet, that's the one trick my dog taught me.Feels good man.
    Reply With Quote

  17. #17
    Registered User showboat88's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2010
    Age: 26
    Stats: 6'2", 165 lbs
    Posts: 909
    Rep Power: 0
    showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank)
    Visit showboat88's BodySpace
    showboat88 is offline
    Originally Posted by ek3 View Post
    A serious thread on how to shave your ass??

    why do you want to shave your ass op?
    cause its 10x easier to wipe your ass after crapping
    i rep back
    Reply With Quote

  18. #18
    NZhredder fantasticoo's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2009
    Location: New Zealand
    Age: 22
    Stats: 5'11", 184 lbs
    Posts: 4,752
    Rep Power: 10108
    fantasticoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) fantasticoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) fantasticoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) fantasticoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) fantasticoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) fantasticoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) fantasticoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) fantasticoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) fantasticoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) fantasticoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) fantasticoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit fantasticoo's BodySpace
    fantasticoo is offline
    Originally Posted by Bobgnarley View Post
    I just drag my ass along the carpet, that's the one trick my dog taught me.Feels good man.
    ROFL

    ty dog!
    www.facebook.com/fitwear.co.nz - Epic blank Y-back stringers, my small business. check it out brahs <3
    www.fitwear.co.nz

    www.facebook.com/NZhredder - Ask me anything

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihJMOAaOhPI - Aesthetic dream Transformation 5'9 128lbs => 5'11 185lbs 8%
    Reply With Quote

  19. #19
    disrespected misc elder diablos's Avatar
    Join Date: Dec 2004
    Location: United States
    Age: 39
    Stats: 5'8", 219 lbs
    Posts: 2,022
    Rep Power: 1520
    diablos has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) diablos has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) diablos has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) diablos has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) diablos has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) diablos has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) diablos has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) diablos has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) diablos has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) diablos has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) diablos has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit diablos's BodySpace
    diablos is offline
    Originally Posted by showboat88 View Post

    1. while you're in the shower apply shaving cream to azz hole area do this wit your ass away from the water so it doesn't wash away.
    strong common sense
    Strong Join Date Crew (pre-2005)


    Do you like reps? I do.
    Reply With Quote

  20. #20
    Registered User vik_man's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2008
    Location: Australia
    Stats: 6'0", 176 lbs
    Posts: 9,007
    Rep Power: 2685
    vik_man has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) vik_man has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) vik_man has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) vik_man has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) vik_man has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) vik_man has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) vik_man has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) vik_man has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) vik_man has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) vik_man has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) vik_man has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit vik_man's BodySpace
    vik_man is offline
    i prefer to incinerate it with a zippo
    negging white knights on sight
    Reply With Quote

  21. #21
    Bulking on doughnuts srs ilivonsports's Avatar
    Join Date: Feb 2008
    Location: Lake Oswego, Oregon, United States
    Age: 26
    Stats: 6'2", 196 lbs
    Posts: 14,815
    Rep Power: 9518
    ilivonsports has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) ilivonsports has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) ilivonsports has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) ilivonsports has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) ilivonsports has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) ilivonsports has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) ilivonsports has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) ilivonsports has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) ilivonsports has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) ilivonsports has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) ilivonsports has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit ilivonsports's BodySpace
    ilivonsports is offline
    Don't shave your ass whatever you do. Trim it with an electric razor or else you will get ingrown hairs. and that will suck a lot
    Bulking to 200
    4k+
    B: 225x8
    S: 315X7
    D: 405x5
    Reply With Quote

  22. #22
    Registered User showboat88's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2010
    Age: 26
    Stats: 6'2", 165 lbs
    Posts: 909
    Rep Power: 0
    showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank)
    Visit showboat88's BodySpace
    showboat88 is offline
    bump
    i rep back
    Reply With Quote

  23. #23
    Registered User UsernameTaken's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2007
    Posts: 11,936
    BodyPoints: 12826
    Rep Power: 15477
    UsernameTaken has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) UsernameTaken has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) UsernameTaken has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) UsernameTaken has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) UsernameTaken has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) UsernameTaken has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) UsernameTaken has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) UsernameTaken has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) UsernameTaken has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) UsernameTaken has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) UsernameTaken has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit UsernameTaken's BodySpace
    UsernameTaken is offline
    Haven't tried this on my ass-hair yet, but it works wonders. No razors, no nicks, no cuts.

    5k+ with link
    Reply With Quote

  24. #24
    Registered User viced's Avatar
    Join Date: Mar 2011
    Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
    Age: 23
    Posts: 17
    Rep Power: 0
    viced is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) viced is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) viced is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) viced is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) viced is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) viced is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) viced is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) viced is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) viced is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) viced is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) viced is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500)
    Visit viced's BodySpace
    viced is offline
    Originally Posted by papi89 View Post
    I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.

    No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

    I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

    I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

    Little did I know.

    I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

    Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

    Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

    Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

    As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

    Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
    loled hard. epic copypasta
    Reply With Quote

  25. #25
    Registered Loser sSandz's Avatar
    Join Date: Dec 2010
    Location: Brisbane, Australia
    Stats: 5'11", 160 lbs
    Posts: 2,969
    Rep Power: 5698
    sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit sSandz's BodySpace
    sSandz is offline
    i want to shave my ass. srs.
    every time i have ever shaved my gooch it has been so annoying until it grew out, it just gets prickly, prickly = bad
    Fashion thread Crew
    I like to rep back quite often!
    Reply With Quote

  26. #26
    Registered Loser sSandz's Avatar
    Join Date: Dec 2010
    Location: Brisbane, Australia
    Stats: 5'11", 160 lbs
    Posts: 2,969
    Rep Power: 5698
    sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sSandz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit sSandz's BodySpace
    sSandz is offline
    Originally Posted by UsernameTaken View Post
    Haven't tried this on my ass-hair yet, but it works wonders. No razors, no nicks, no cuts.

    nikka, how the **** do you expect me to fit that **** inside my ass?
    Fashion thread Crew
    I like to rep back quite often!
    Reply With Quote

  27. #27
    Registered User wheytoday's Avatar
    Join Date: Feb 2010
    Age: 32
    Stats: 5'10", 178 lbs
    Posts: 4,005
    Rep Power: 1456
    wheytoday has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) wheytoday has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) wheytoday has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) wheytoday has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) wheytoday has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) wheytoday has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) wheytoday has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) wheytoday has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) wheytoday has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) wheytoday has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) wheytoday has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit wheytoday's BodySpace
    wheytoday is offline
    I just bend over and get my gf to do it
    Reply With Quote

  28. #28
    Milky Cereal tacticalreload's Avatar
    Join Date: Feb 2011
    Location: Ballwin, Missouri, United States
    Age: 47
    Stats: 6'0", 192 lbs
    Posts: 2,760
    Rep Power: 709
    tacticalreload has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) tacticalreload has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) tacticalreload has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) tacticalreload has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) tacticalreload has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) tacticalreload has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) tacticalreload has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) tacticalreload has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) tacticalreload has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) tacticalreload has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) tacticalreload has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000)
    Visit tacticalreload's BodySpace
    tacticalreload is offline
    One place I'll never shave.
    Reply With Quote

  29. #29
    Registered User showboat88's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2010
    Age: 26
    Stats: 6'2", 165 lbs
    Posts: 909
    Rep Power: 0
    showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) showboat88 is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank)
    Visit showboat88's BodySpace
    showboat88 is offline
    bump
    i rep back
    Reply With Quote

  30. #30
    Registered User NigaBeFappin's Avatar
    Join Date: May 2013
    Posts: 3
    Rep Power: 0
    NigaBeFappin is on a distinguished road. (+10)
    NigaBeFappin is offline

    dude

    Originally Posted by papi89 View Post
    I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.

    No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

    I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

    I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

    Little did I know.

    I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

    Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

    Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

    Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

    As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

    Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
    dude, you could seriously write an awesome book
    Reply With Quote

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 28
    Last Post: 03-24-2012, 10:33 PM
  2. Replies: 16
    Last Post: 09-23-2008, 10:57 PM
  3. Replies: 10
    Last Post: 09-15-2008, 08:52 AM
  4. the official how big is your e-penor thread
    By cman1787 in forum Misc.
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 04-09-2007, 06:24 PM
  5. Replies: 0
    Last Post: 03-01-2006, 08:02 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

Home Store Products Careers Help Contact Us Terms of Use Checkout