Bitch thought she could use my house as a place to **** my friend

**BreezerD** · 02-10-2011, 07:41 AM

So this bish is at a bar with my friend, she knows I live nearby and seems to have the idea that she is welcome to come and phuck him in my house as she pleases (she is chubby and not that good looking in the face either). He calls me and explains the situation and says he doesnt even want to phuck her but he will do it for the lulz. Then he gets here (and she brought a traffic cone wtf?) and says to "do something funny, and make sure you get this on video"

at one point we were all sitting in the living room and she goes to me "hey, can you just get out for like 3 minutes?"... inside i was thinking "this will not end well for you", but i just said "can you get out? maybe have a 3 minute time out? this is my house..."

(she is on the right)

so I decided to play the foreveralone weirdo.

First this happened:

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=CI1IQGE6 (sorry for megaupload, woulda got baleeted off youtube)

then I got naked, got the traffic cone, yelled "LOOOOOOOOOL" through the door, put the cone over my cawk, walked in and started pretending to DP her (she was still on top) with the cone, put it in his mouth, her mouth etc. Then left.

Then came back a little while later, stood outside the door and started begging for a handjob "come on, please touch my cock, just once. for one second. it's only semi-hard, come on, please, it's not even that daunting"

she is still in there, just heard her talking on her phone, he says they havent actually even started phucking yet because she is too scared i'll burst in again. great success.

EDIT: For those saying I cockblocked him and am therefore scum and a bad friend:

EDIT2: When they went outside her sister was there waiting for her and started yelling, so I found her on FB:

**cjrfc** · 02-10-2011, 07:42 AM

cool story bro,it could be worse it could be your sister

**ezmac31** · 02-10-2011, 07:43 AM

cool story bro (srs)

**KingBarto** · 02-10-2011, 07:43 AM

lmfao shouldve record the second part

**thatfrickekid** · 02-10-2011, 07:44 AM

at first I was tl;dr

watched vid.

bish has WHITE booty. blinded.

**Manchester_Brah** · 02-10-2011, 07:44 AM

edit: 5rd

**ramonbastos** · 02-10-2011, 07:45 AM

pictures

**karas** · 02-10-2011, 07:45 AM

what is this i don't even....

**BreezerD** · 02-10-2011, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by thatfrickekid

bish has WHITE booty. blinded.

i was also rather shocked by this

**KingBarto** · 02-10-2011, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by ramonbastos

pictures

...theres a video?

**MiKey4** · 02-10-2011, 07:46 AM

Lol @ ruthless but fully justified cock block.

Now throw the girl out.

**BreezerD** · 02-10-2011, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by ramonbastos

pictures

will put one in OP. one moment

**ramonbastos** · 02-10-2011, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by KingBarto

...theres a video?

Cant download **** here

**ProjectPatuhhh** · 02-10-2011, 07:48 AM

strong tanlines

do want

edit - u dont have to download it, it just plays int hat window

**Ourturnbaby** · 02-10-2011, 07:48 AM

Originally Posted by ramonbastos

Cant download **** here

it's a stream

**RootedEvo** · 02-10-2011, 07:48 AM

Lemme say this on behalf of every male on this planet:

You're the biggest cock blocker friend that no guy wants.

Lulz or not, your boy is obviously trying to get laid. Well done not letting it happen. Bish is even scared of you barging in.

**madnegrobro** · 02-10-2011, 07:49 AM

Lmao...In on this

**Penz0rman** · 02-10-2011, 07:50 AM

you sound like ya from london.

**ThaJerzeyDevil** · 02-10-2011, 07:51 AM

didnt read but if u didnt let ur friend smash way to be a jealous cock block

**awholelota** · 02-10-2011, 07:52 AM

lol. take more videos. she seems to be down.

**TeamDestruction** · 02-10-2011, 07:53 AM

LMAO, good **** op.

**Duffo89** · 02-10-2011, 07:54 AM

MISC delivers yet again. GJDM

**BreezerD** · 02-10-2011, 07:55 AM

HAHA even better! She just left because she was "uncomfortable around me"

it wasn't even really a cock block because he asked me to do it... he was in it for the lulz

and NOW her sister was waiting outside on the street, they're currently engaged in a yelling match i can hear from my house and it's 3am. SO SO GOOD

**BeReal23** · 02-10-2011, 08:00 AM

Excellent work OP lmao

**RelentlessChaos** · 02-10-2011, 08:01 AM

here phor teh lolz

**LamborghiniMoss** · 02-10-2011, 08:02 AM

in b4 ban

**soloS** · 02-10-2011, 08:03 AM

lol GJ op.

**Ironbrah** · 02-10-2011, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by BreezerD

HAHA even better! She just left because she was "uncomfortable around me"

it wasn't even really a cock block because he asked me to do it... he was in it for the lulz

and NOW her sister was waiting outside on the street, they're currently engaged in a yelling match i can hear from my house and it's 3am. SO SO GOOD

bang the sister for the lulz

**BreezerD** · 02-10-2011, 08:05 AM

For those saying I cockblocked him and am scum:

**Humanize** · 02-10-2011, 08:07 AM

Lol good job OP

Now go troll outside

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