Ask a 5'3 guy anything!

[johnsorrentino]

Not for long though. Will be getting limb lengthening surgery next year. But anyways, feel free to ask anything!

[gunsnbam]

can i dress u up like an umpa lumpa?



on a more srs note: why do u want to get surgery? (other then the obvious answer)

[MickeyRourke]

Do you get tired of looking at guys' crotches?

[Fr33way]

How much are you expecting to gain out of the surgery?

[johnsorrentino]

can i dress u up like an umpa lumpa?

lol i'm not fat but i'm damn short hahaaha

[BrianRobins]

How does it feel to have to look up to see a girl's vag ?

[Ooga]

How tall are your usual buddies?

[Lovetodream]

why get surgery?

ur still probably taller than 50% of girls

[YESr0d]

Stop making threads about your height brah.

[johnsorrentino]

Do you get tired of looking at guys' crotches?

nah i wear lifts, so i'm about 5'6 when wearing them

[Rune]

Does it suck to know that even with limb lengthening you will still be shorter than us natural giants?

[djo90]

how does it feel to be able to add the two numbers of your age together, divide the resulting sum by 2, and pretty much have your height?

[Baby_Jesus]

is your name john sorrentino?

and doesnt it take like a year to fully recover?

[rotatoo]

do you sometimes wish you were a different species of animal where height does not matter so much, IE dolphin, anteater?

[johnsorrentino]

How much are you expecting to gain out of the surgery?

a 4 inch gain would be good, but i'm expecting a little less than that. Maybe 3.5inches, but I'm a trooper!

[MillerDecaXC]

were you a successful wrestler/powerlifter?

[johnsorrentino]

How does it feel to have to look up to see a girl's vag ?

lol feels good brah. i just say i'm looking at the stars. works like a charm

[johnsorrentino]

How tall are your usual buddies?

usually 5'10 or 6 feet. not a lot of manlets around these days. but like i said, i wear lifts so i'm 5'6 in total

[johnsorrentino]

why get surgery?

ur still probably taller than 50% of girls

you joking brah? i'm shorter than the average girl. the average girl is 5'4.5. no way am i ever going to be taller. and wearing lifts is starting to look ridiculous. it worked well with my previous girlfriends but sooner or later they're gonna catch on

[LiftBig315]

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[johnsorrentino]

Stop making threads about your height brah.

i know man but i feel like i outta make a thread about my height so people can get a perspective down here

[cheeseNmills]

cool manlet brah!

can you sex a girl standing straight up? meaning she bends over and you hit it from behind? impossible for me and I hate it

[Baby_Jesus]

do you sometimes wish you were a different species of animal where height does not matter so much, IE dolphin, anteater?

bahahah answer this

[johnsorrentino]

Does it suck to know that even with limb lengthening you will still be shorter than us natural giants?

yeah a little bit, but i'll be happy with what I gain. if I do end up with being 5'7, then I will still wearing these 2 inch lifts that i have. the shoe is soooooooo comfortable it's amazing. so i'll be around 5'9!

[frasersteen]

Was walking through london behind this hawt piece of ass with 10/10 legs and a mega short skirt. In the opposite direction came a dwarf (little person, whatever). After he passed the chick he caught me staring at her ass and he just gave me this feelsgoodman.jpg look

[Lovetodream]

cool manlet brah!

can you sex a girl standing straight up? meaning she bends over and you hit it from behind? impossible for me and I hate it

did you know us humans were born with the ability to bend our knees

[johnsorrentino]

how does it feel to be able to add the two numbers of your age together, divide the resulting sum by 2, and pretty much have your height?

feels bad man

is your name john sorrentino?

and doesnt it take like a year to fully recover?

yes baby jesus
and it does take about a year to FULLY recover (as in to do everything you once did). might even take a little longer. but you'll be able to walk fine after about 6-8 months

[johnsorrentino]

do you sometimes wish you were a different species of animal where height does not matter so much, IE dolphin, anteater?

lol don't male dolphins rape female dolphins? that'd be the ****. **** though , all of them look alike. dunno how that would work

[johnsorrentino]

were you a successful wrestler/powerlifter?

power lifter yeah but that was for a little while. then i got into "aesthetics" (i'm sorry I don't know another word for it). regardless, still doesn't do much when you're ripped but shorter than the average female

[cheeseNmills]

did you know us humans were born with the ability to bend our knees

lulz srs?

nah but unless the girl is pretty tall I gotta bend down really far and it starts to burn like a mofo after a few mins