Are miscers who think Bruce Lee would beat Mike Tyson mentally retarded? (srs)

[golfpunk1985]

I'll put an end to this silly debate once and for all. Bottom line, Tyson was a professional fighter, Bruce Lee was a phucking actor.

Tyson got punched in the phucking head for a living, Bruce Lee wrote scripts and choreographed fight scenes for a living.

Bruce Lee nutthuggers will point to his impressive feats of athleticism, like pushups on two fingers and all of that shyt, but someone please tell me how this is supposed to help his skull withstand the impact of being punched in the head by the greatest heavyweight boxer of all time? The ease with which Tyson knocked out other heavyweight boxers in his prime was phenomenal. Do you think knocking out all a small asian dude with a light bone structure and more fragile skull would be that much of a challenge for him? Tyson was a phucking beast. Bruce Lee's blows would hardly phase Tyson BECAUSE HE WAS CONDITIONED TO BEING PUNCHED IN THE HEAD EVERY DAY BY HEAVYWEIGHT BOXERS, you moronic phucks.

And lastly, you dumbass Bruce Lee nuthuggers will say "OMG but bruce lee was so fast! His punches were so fast that you couldn't even see them!" Yes, he was fast when he was punching thin air or during staged fight scenes...which is quite different from trying to punch a professional fighter who is adept at bobbing and weaving, with his head moving around constantly and his guard always up. And do you think that Tyson didn't have incredible speed himself? Do you think he was some big, slow, lumbering hulk or something? Tyson's speed and power was phenomenal in the professional boxing world. You want a demonstration of Tyson's speed, then go to 1:57 on this youtube vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8OzG...ature=relatedd.

[Tacomaster]

This explains why OP is in the red, because some miscers gave him the benefit of the doubt and found out he's a *******.

[SpikeNeedle]

I'll put an end to this silly debate once and for all. Bottom line, Tyson was a professional fighter, Bruce Lee was a phucking actor.

Tyson got punched in the phucking head for a living, Bruce Lee wrote scripts and choreographed fight scenes for a living.

Bruce Lee nutthuggers will point to his impressive feats of athleticism, like pushups on two fingers and all of that shyt, but someone please tell me how this is supposed to help his skull withstand the impact of being punched in the head by the greatest heavyweight boxer of all time? The ease with which Tyson knocked out other heavyweight boxers in his prime was phenomenal. Do you think knocking out all a small asian dude with a light bone structure and more fragile skull would be that much of a challenge for him? Tyson was a phucking beast. Bruce Lee's blows would hardly phase Tyson BECAUSE HE WAS CONDITIONED TO BEING PUNCHED IN THE HEAD EVERY DAY BY HEAVYWEIGHT BOXERS, you moronic phucks.

And lastly, you dumbass Bruce Lee nuthuggers will say "OMG but bruce lee was so fast! His punches were so fast that you couldn't even see them!" Yes, he was fast when he was punching thin air or during staged fight scenes...which is quite different from trying to punch a professional fighter who is adept at bobbing and weaving, with his head moving around constantly and his guard always up. And do you think that Tyson didn't have incredible speed himself? Do you think he was some big, slow, lumbering hulk or something? Tyson's speed and power was phenomenal in the professional boxing world. You want a demonstration of Tyson's speed, then go to 1:57 on this youtube vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8OzG...ature=relatedd.

You dumb kid? Bruce Lee founded Jeet Kune Do. He's essentially a martial arts master, he trained in tons of martial arts. And obviously Mike Tyson has the advantage, Bruce Lee was freaking 130 lbs or so and Mike Tyson's a heavyweight champion. However, even though Mike Tyson has an insane weight advantage, I'm a firm believer that Bruce Lee still had a chance. You see, Mike Tyson is a boxer. Bruce Lee smashes Mike Tyson's knee cap, what is he going to do now? You think Bruce Lee's going to punch him in the head all the time knowing he's a boxer?

Fact of the matter is, you guys think boxers are so tough because that's ALL YOU'VE SEEN. You've never seen the true martial artists in China, Japan, etc, because they don't strive for attention. They don't demonstrate their martial arts capability just to show off their toughness. Grand masters in Kung Fu are so freaking fast they can do knock you out in half a second.

[golfpunk1985]

This explains why OP is in the red, because some miscers gave him the benefit of the doubt and found out he's a *******.

[golfpunk1985]

You dumb kid? Bruce Lee founded Jeet Kune Do. He's essentially a martial arts master, he trained in tons of martial arts.

You dumb kid? I know he founded Jeet Kune Do. Bruce Lee was essentially a martial arts philosopher and theorist; he just didn't put any of those theories to the test against other fighters. He has no credibility as a fighter because HE WASN'T A FIGHTER, HE WAS AN ACTOR.

And obviously Mike Tyson has the advantage, Bruce Lee was freaking 130 lbs or so and Mike Tyson's a heavyweight champion.

Which further proves my point...

[SpikeNeedle]

You dumb kid? I know he founded Jeet Kune Do. Bruce Lee was essentially a martial arts philosopher and theorist; he just didn't put any of those theories to the test against other fighters. He has no credibility as a fighter because HE WASN'T A FIGHTER, HE WAS AN ACTOR.



Which further proves my point...

brb mike tyson can't do **** if bruce lee traps his hands after he goes in for a punch, sidekick his knee and mike tyson's kneecap shatters, it's all downhill from there

strong lack of understanding of wing chun, which is only part of jeet kune do; wing chun is DESIGNED to allow a smaller guy to take out a bigger guy

[eazy e 123]

bruce lee nuthuggers are ****ing retarded and pointless to argue with, they are so set in their ways and blinded by their nutthuggery there is no getting through to them

[SpikeNeedle]

bruce lee nuthuggers are ****ing retarded and pointless to argue with, they are so set in their ways and blinded by their nutthuggness there is no getting through to them

brb having never seen a bruce lee video before



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[wheelz_of_steel]

You can't beat Mike Tyson mentally retarded if he's already mentally retarded (no Bruce Lee nuthug).

[jro9999]

just because bruce lee wasnt a professional fighter doesnt mean he couldnt fight

he trained under grand masters since a very young age and was training/sparring/fighting people since he was a kid, probably not much different than tysons background. to think that someone of his stature never sparred/fought a bigger person is very silly. to also think that someone of his stature would try to go punch-for-punch with someone and stand them up when they're down a solid 60-70lbs (just guessing on tysons weight) is also very silly

like the other guy said, there's more to martial arts than taking punches to the head

inb4 you call me a nuthugger
inb4 strong sig-to-post ratio

[NOpain-NOgain]

in real life.. david looses vs goliath.. u get my drift?

[biggerplz09]

red fight!

[SpikeNeedle]

strong lack of understanding of martial arts in this thread..



take a look at that. that guy's slower than bruce lee. all of his strikes were aimed at vital points. had he not held back, that guy would have been down on the 2nd strike, let alone the next 6. brb can't build up muscles around your throat, arteries, pressure points, etc.

(what he's doing is an exercise called sticky hands. if you feel a hand or a wrist on your wrist, you instantly trap his hands through a series of movements and move in for the kill. effective exercise)

[CockForCashAye]

bruce lee nuthuggers are ****ing retarded and pointless to argue with, they are so set in their ways and blinded by their nutthuggery there is no getting through to them

its an emotional, romantic response. it is awesome to think some 130 lb guy could kick the ass of any fighter of today of any weight but its just not realistic. its like believing in god, feels good but its bullshyt. you cant respond with logic because you're dealing with pure emotion.

[Baby_Jesus]

its an emotional, romantic response. it is awesome to think some 130 lb guy could kick the ass of any fighter of today of any weight but its just not realistic.

nicely put

[golfpunk1985]

brb mike tyson can't do **** if bruce lee traps his hands after he goes in for a punch, sidekick his knee and mike tyson's kneecap shatters, it's all downhill from there

strong lack of understanding of wing chun, which is only part of jeet kune do; wing chun is DESIGNED to allow a smaller guy to take out a bigger guy

What you seem to have trouble wrapping your head around is that, even though Bruce Lee could display martial arts abilities (like in that video) that look impressive, these happen in a completely controlled environment where the "opponent" is simply there to facilitate Bruce's demonstration.

Again, the equation is entirely different when the opponent is a heavyweight boxer who is almost twice his size and strength, who is actually swinging punches at him and trying to smash his skull (which Tyson would easily do with one punch).

[eazy e 123]

brb having never seen a bruce lee video before



ignore crappy music

brb all speed no power

lmao @ you thinking bruce lee would even survive after an onslaught from tyson

tyson had speed AND a ****load of power




why didn't bruce lee enter some high level muay thai or boxing matches when he was alive to showcase his skills?

oh right because he was a showman

LMFAO @ bruce lee trying to go up against this

[mr.winkles]

strong lack of understanding of martial arts in this thread..



take a look at that. that guy's slower than bruce lee. all of his strikes were aimed at vital points. had he not held back, that guy would have been down on the 2nd strike, let alone the next 6. brb can't build up muscles around your throat, arteries, pressure points, etc.

(what he's doing is an exercise called sticky hands. if you feel a hand or a wrist on your wrist, you instantly trap his hands through a series of movements and move in for the kill. effective exercise)

brb being a total retard thinking pattycake is a type of fighting. even bruce lee admitted that wing chun sucks. you fail.

[Tacomaster]

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[FeralBeast]

in a BOXING match, Tyson wins

but in a FIGHT TO THE DEATH, Bruce Lee would KILL Tyson (srs)

[Kirra]

in a BOXING match, Tyson wins

but in a FIGHT TO THE DEATH, Bruce Lee would KILL Tyson (srs)

[NephilimRising]

I ****ing love how bruce lee nuthuggers all appeal to a bunch of convoluted theoretical evidence for proof that he could have won in a fight against mike tyson.


You can point to everything besides a fight history. No reference point, everything purely speculative.

[golfpunk1985]

in a BOXING match, Tyson wins

but in a FIGHT TO THE DEATH, Bruce Lee would KILL Tyson (srs)

I think Tyson would beat him even more convincingly in a no-rules, fight to the death type scenario. Tyson was a phucking PSYCHO who used to beat people up in the streets for fun in his teens. And I don't think Tyson would restrict himself to only using his fists in a fight to the death. Remember, we are talking about the guy who bit another dude's ear off.

[Kirra]

This debate could get interesting if we would discuss something like Tyson vs Emelianenko. But putting a 220lbs man vs a 130lbs man is just plain out retarded. I don't care how fast he is, he gon' get raped.

[PolaBoxing]

the truth is mike cant be knocked out by a 130 lbs guy

[LordByronGains]

Grand masters in Kung Fu are so freaking fast they can do knock you out in half a second.

Actually the best ones have got it down to 0.4322 seconds now

[iHateFatPeople]

Not a Bruce Lee nuthugger but saying Bruce Lee was just an actor is beyond fuking stupid.

You do realize Bruce Lee was constantly challenged in China by random strangers (who knew how to fight) to street fights because they didn't think he was all tough. Suffice to say, he damn near severly injured some (srs). Watch his documentaries, he explains all the crap he had to deal with just walking the streets in China. He has plenty of experience in real bouts. Not just an actor that choreographs his fights.

[Bruce9]

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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[Joshua91]

i know this is not relevant at all but at college out of fun i wrestled a nations ranked 121lb wrestler.

guess who won...easily.

i could have held him with one hand lol

brb stay still, doing human rows.

[Quads2Big]

brb

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...2285231&page=1

One of Lee's Sidekicks would be enough. Lee could cause a 300-lb (136.08 kg) bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a sidekick.