A Gal at a Goth Bar on Saturday Guessed My Age at 24

[Ratfish]

Was flying the bald flag (no cap as the zoomers say...fr)

Do I have youthful glow

My boyo (TooAnabolic on here) is 30 but she guessed like 34

JFL

her boyfriend was in the building so i didn't smooch her (well, technically i smooched her on the forehead when she said 24 hehe)

If anyone needs any tips on looking dramatically younger despite being the world's baldest man, hit me up

[AshWar]

This definitely happened

Just like every single one of your threads

[Ratfish]

This definitely happened

Just like every single one of your threads

it actually did srs

[AshWar]

it actually did srs

I can confirm, I was the gal’s forehead

[ezmac31]

Goths have their own bars in cuckland? Sounds both horrible and awesome at the same time

[Mountaineer92]

an antifa girl hit on you


in other words, you look like soy.

[tripod29]

A 24 yr old, bald, married brah? Hmmm..

[Ratfish]

Goths have their own bars in cuckland? Sounds both horrible and awesome at the same time

this place is incredible srs

the funniest thing is that it used to be called Lovecraft but muh racism and they posthumously canceled him and changed the name to The Coffin Club

there's legit no way i'm not gonna be posting pics of my big titty goth gfs on the misc in the cooming months srs

one caveat is that um it's pretty dark in there and they have fog machines going so uh that may have influenced her assessment

[Getter_done]

Pics now.

[Ratfish]

Pics now.

left

[dogorman7]

what's the goth scene like up there in the PNW ? San Diegos sucks dick tbh

[Getter_done]

left

Lmao mirin

[Ratfish]

what's the goth scene like up there in the PNW ? San Diegos sucks dick tbh

it's nuts, bro

i had no idea it was still a thing

i hnngged like 100x that night

[dogorman7]

it's nuts, bro

i had no idea it was still a thing

i hnngged like 100x that night

are we talking metal dive bar or actual goth music like post punk/ electronic/synth music ?

[zarathu5tra]

I believe errythang OP says. Guy clearly doesn't give a chit and lives life. Know a guy with the same phenotype who ain't a puss around women either and says what he wants.

[Ratfish]

are we talking metal dive bar or actual goth music like post punk/ electronic/synth music ?

i thought goths listen to industrial. i have no idea what it was tbh. this place was dope though so they had like the super goths downstairs dancing to gigaloud industrial and then they had normals upstairs dancing to 80s music. i asked a milf if she gives dance lessons and then talked to her briefly. she said she was visiting from san diego and i asked her if she divorced her dental surgeon and soaked him. she got mad and said she makes her own money as a psychologist. i then asked her how much autism she thought i had fkn lmao

I believe errythang OP says. Guy clearly doesn't give a chit and lives life. Know a guy with the same phenotype who ain't a puss around women either and says what he wants.

thus spake zarathu5tra

[Dontoewsmebro]

What's up brah glad you enjoyed your weekend

[Dontoewsmebro]

Think she was guessing the age you lost your hair brah.

[headturner1]

Think she was guessing the age you lost your hair brah.

Lol fukin brutal.

[Ratfish]

Think she was guessing the age you lost your hair brah.

way earlier than that

[SuperHercules]

Absolute unit

[IlChosenOne]

If op is 24 then I must be 12

this place is incredible srs

the funniest thing is that it used to be called Lovecraft but muh racism and they posthumously canceled him and changed the name to The Coffin Club

there's legit no way i'm not gonna be posting pics of my big titty goth gfs on the misc in the cooming months srs

one caveat is that um it's pretty dark in there and they have fog machines going so uh that may have influenced her assessment

I’m driving out and we will go there


Hnnnngggg

[legbroke]

In for tips for looking youthful as a baldcel, but more importantly, pics of goth sloots

[ScramFranklin]

fuark, ltc glowy goth and emo sloots turn me on. were there youngish ones there?

fun fatct: several of the "alt/goth/weirdo" sloots in my high school ended up being legit models lmao.

[Polaris]

this place is incredible srs

the funniest thing is that it used to be called Lovecraft but muh racism and they posthumously canceled him and changed the name to The Coffin Club

there's legit no way i'm not gonna be posting pics of my big titty goth gfs on the misc in the cooming months srs

one caveat is that um it's pretty dark in there and they have fog machines going so uh that may have influenced her assessment

Fuk, that sounds kind of awesome actually...and definitely in for pics of Goth girls.

[dogorman7]

Day 1: I have tried every browser at my disposal and it blows my mind because the pics just refuse to load.

Day 2: I have concluded that I must have received some sort of virus through my email. I have canceled all email accounts and reinstalled Windows 7 Ultimate x64. Pics still not loading.

Day 3: I'm running out of options here. There must be some glitch in the Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Operating System. Thanks Bill Gates. Switching to MAC OS X maybe this will prove effective.

Day 4: MAC OS X installation complete. I'm drawing a blank here. Pics still won't load. After ruling out software errors, I am convinced that there must be some lingering mechanical failure in my system. I have placed an order to newegg for rush delivery of a new Western Digital Caviar Black HDD. Will give this another shot tomorrow.

Day 5: Harddrive has arrived and has been installed. To no avail, the pictures will not load. I have not shaved or showered in a week. My clothes stink. I have lost my job...all because these confounded pictures will not load. I'm done with the whole electronics thing. I will be moving into an Amish community and this will be my last update on this issue. Good luck and good riddance.

[MikeLowrrrey]

Don't goth girls stink? Are they good in bed?

[adamsz]

wait didn't tooanabolic **** or puke all over ur second bedroom, clean it up with towels then just leave the towels?

just lmaooo if ur still chillin with that dude

[Ratfish]

wait didn't tooanabolic **** or puke all over ur second bedroom, clean it up with towels then just leave the towels?

just lmaooo if ur still chillin with that dude

Nope, TooAnabolic is a real person

[adamsz]

Nope, TooAnabolic is a real person

im confused, who was the dude with the little ass dog who came down from Seattle to chill with u