Pay it Forward: BEST POF OPENING MESSAGE EVER

[cobhc]

Seriously, I read that threw a few weeks ago (forgot who made it) and he posted an opener that looked ridiculous.

I must have gotten a 99% + feedback rating from it.

GENIUS.

"After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you
know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a
special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

willoughby

p.s.
You can keep the beach house in Florida as long as I can have the dog and
my CD's back.

"

Don't know how it works.

[Ruffian]

Pics of responses?

[kbob4]

Skeptical.

[Ted1122]

I'll give it a go

[cobhc]

Pics of responses?

Most of the time, they'll joke back and say "No! I want the dogs!" or "Good, I like the house more!"

And after that the conversation is SMOOTH SAILING.

I literally just click matches and copy and paste it to every hot chick I see.

It's so ****ing effective.

[Conner00]

lmao op your a little late with the pua opener but it does work wonders.
edit- im from ny and use okc and ive sent the above to multiple girls just a heads up incase some blow up on ya brah.

[D3th 2 Aw3]

lol might use this

[cobhc]

Yeah, I know..

I just got blocked by one chick though. HAHAH

[Insanity_SC]

Any line works in my experience. I pretty much always get a response from hot girls no matter what I say.

This one looks fun though, will try just for funny conversations

[Jburn]

Pics of good responses plz ralph

[DrCoctopus]

inb4 1000's of chicks' inboxes flooded with this shiit

[wattsbw2004]

Saw this **** before. Responses were pretty legit and seemed to work a lot.

Original thread with pics of responses is here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=129936203

[cobhc]

Saw this **** before. Responses were pretty legit and seemed to work a lot.

Original thread with pics of responses is here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=129936203

Thanks brah, couldn't find it.

[cobhc]

Latest response:

"You can have the CDs...who listen to them these days anyway? As for the dog,
that's up for debate. And I'd prefer to have a beach house in San Diego as
opposed to Gods waiting room - I mean Florida.

I have to say, that message definitely makes the top 10 list for creativity and
laughter "

Score

[sayso]

Anything like this or the elbows too pointy line will work, have you guys ever seen the inbox of a 6/10 girl on dating sites? It's a bunch of white knights who come on way too strong, old guys with creepy compliments, and "hey whats up" messages. Not very hard to get a response with these types of messages, as long as you aren't ugly as fuk cuzz.

[JoshSD]

inb4 oversaturation

[Fwill1721]

I got this response from the girl on the left



"ow now now, i want the puppy!! you can't take my dog from me...so not fair! *stomps foot on the ground* hahahaha

very clever, i have to give you that although, may i ask why you divorced me!? haha"

what should i say bras?

[Jelet]

heres my pof line


"wanna get you're clit rubbed and fuuuarked by a young buck? hit me up if you like what you see. im from ******** and i have LOTS OF ENERGY and am extremely hornay"

[Fwill1721]

bump halp!

[44jt44]

I got this response from the girl on the left



"ow now now, i want the puppy!! you can't take my dog from me...so not fair! *stomps foot on the ground* hahahaha

very clever, i have to give you that although, may i ask why you divorced me!? haha"

what should i say bras?

you couldn't keep up.

[TheDeeJ]

I got this response from the girl on the left



"ow now now, i want the puppy!! you can't take my dog from me...so not fair! *stomps foot on the ground* hahahaha

very clever, i have to give you that although, may i ask why you divorced me!? haha"

what should i say bras?

Bro you hit on Kirsten Bell? Good job.

[chotaadmi]

you couldn't keep up.

u couldnt keep up but im willing to give it another shot if you are

[Fwill1721]

maybe..

anyone else got anything better?

[iWr3k]

aware

[cobhc]

maybe..

anyone else got anything better?

Don't even try hard anymore, you're in the money dude.

Just say something like "Haha, I'm glad you found humor in that. I divorced you because I didn't see you enough!"

That's what I'd say.

[48Volts]

Gotta resurect the thread cause I just found it and used the line. Response:

"WOW dude ur crazy lol this is the 2nd time I got a message like this haha"

[LucasDavenport]

Gotta resurect the thread cause I just found it and used the line. Response:

"WOW dude ur crazy lol this is the 2nd time I got a message like this haha"

That line is old brah. Most chicks know that copy pasta these days.

[GnarlySheen]

Latest response:

"You can have the CDs...who listen to them these days anyway? As for the dog,
that's up for debate. And I'd prefer to have a beach house in San Diego as
opposed to Gods waiting room - I mean Florida.

I have to say, that message definitely makes the top 10 list for creativity and
laughter "

Score

wtf, NY chicks seem gnarchill as fuk. Socal chicks are so fuking stupid.

[strongerrthing]

lol gotta try this out