Seriously, I read that threw a few weeks ago (forgot who made it) and he posted an opener that looked ridiculous.
I must have gotten a 99% + feedback rating from it.
"After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you
know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a
special place in my heart.
You can keep the beach house in Florida as long as I can have the dog and
my CD's back.
Don't know how it works.