I ain't got no beef with the law they got a job to do...
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01-27-2011, 05:48 PM #31
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- Location: Shawnee Mission, Kansas, United States
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How you gonna rip it like that son? I don't play that, cause its action, I go... pat, pat, pat 'cause i'm black son! That's right, i'm the black sheep, the real black sheep. I'm the black sheep, the real black sheep. I'm the black sheep, the real black sheep.
Doodle-it, doodle-it, doodle-it-doo!
Doodle-it, doodle-it, doodle-it-doo!
Doodle-it, doodle-it, doodle-it-doo!
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01-27-2011, 05:48 PM #32
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01-27-2011, 05:48 PM #33
There were multiple cops pulling people over on a highway near me. Clocked me at 88 in a 75 and let me go. I believe the reason was due to his fellow officer needing backup as right as I left he drove forward to one of the other police cars. Probably caught somebody drinking and driving or something. Either way I was very pleased.
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01-27-2011, 05:49 PM #34
They 3 way speared my ass after a 5 on 5 fight and pulled guns on my mates in Leicester Square. My ribs would of broke had the on guy not speared me first preventing being sandwiched. The ****s even had me in hand cuffs and repeatedly hit my face off the door. I kept ****ing cherping the **** then i remembered, "man, you are in hand cuffs, are rediculously good looking according to the girls and your going to ruin your looks over some pussy ass cops?" Then, I just kept my mouth shut, took it on the chin, got my lumps, and put an ice pack on my face. ****, i feel for some of my black mates. They got it even worse then me and I was defending the fella.
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01-27-2011, 05:49 PM #35
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01-27-2011, 05:49 PM #36
Like 8 kids were jumping my friend and I ran in nearly blackout drunk and faceplanted in the cement when I was still 5 feet away. Before they could start jumping me too the cops pulled up and police brutalicized the hell out of them to an awesomely excessive degree. They arrested all of them and totally ignored us and we walked home and smoked an L , lulz.
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01-27-2011, 05:50 PM #37
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01-27-2011, 05:50 PM #39
Me and friends driving through town trying to find beach for ragin' beach party last summer
I'm driving, we on mainstreet
all friends trying to get directions from people at beach
I see people walking on opposite side of road in group, looks to be about our age
Strong dumbass, swerve over on OPPOSITE side of road and coast while trying to get their attention
Friend riding shotgun awares me of squadcar behind me just sitting in road, officer probably bertstare.jpg
Drive back to proper side of road, park, tell friends to hide box of fireworks
Cop comes over, interrogations proceed, did my 10-paces, passed
Looks at me, sighs, says "next time, don't be such a dumbass" and walks back to his car
Was completely sober the entire time.be a lot cooler if you did
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01-27-2011, 05:52 PM #40
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01-27-2011, 05:54 PM #41
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01-27-2011, 05:57 PM #44
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01-27-2011, 05:57 PM #46
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01-27-2011, 06:00 PM #47
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01-27-2011, 06:01 PM #48
Dude I wasn't like sloppy drunk or anything, like they caught me swerving.
I had like 9 beers over a 4 hour long time window or so.
I disregarded a red light and turned left into a gas station, cop saw me.
And it was one cop at first, eventually there was a total of 3 cops there.
This was also in a town where cops are purported to be racist as ****, you mad?
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01-27-2011, 06:01 PM #49
Most of the misc's view on cops is absolutely retarded...
-Have had my house drug raided, not even a single bowl has ever been smoked there
-Have had my house busted for "parties" over a dozen times while there were <10 people there
-seatbelt ticket for moving my truck from the sidewalk to my yard
-have had my truck searched 4 times for drugs, I dont even smoke weed
-Have had to blow .00 not once but twice to prove I was sober
And thats not even the half of it, the best part is this is all in the SAME town I have lived in for over 18 years. They take all the rejects from other departments and people fresh out the academy that feel the need to prove themselves. And are the laughing stock of all the surrounding departments, so if you feel like bitching be glad you dont have to deal with this.
And guess what...I still like cops and dont judge them all by my retarded ass towns police force.
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01-27-2011, 06:01 PM #50
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01-27-2011, 06:02 PM #52
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01-27-2011, 06:05 PM #55
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01-27-2011, 06:06 PM #56
let me off of a ticket (clocked me at 97 in a 70) cuz he was the president of Florida's Cattlemen's Association for 3 years and knew my dad lol. cop was like well since i know your dad's a good guy, and you dont have any priors ill let you off this time...
i was bertstaring the whole time thinking i would have to prepare my angus
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01-27-2011, 06:06 PM #57
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01-27-2011, 06:10 PM #58
- Join Date: Dec 2009
- Location: New Jersey, United States
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younge and stupid.
was out drinking with some buds on halloween, got wasted at a park, and the cops came. instead of arresting us (was only 16) they made us call our parents and drove of us to our houses.
can't really say i was scared or anything, i was too drunk. friends told me later that i was only in my boxers walking around (why the cops were called in the first place, they said i was flagging cars in my boxers lulz) and then when the cops came i asked the cop to beat-box battle with me.**New Jersey Crew 6o9**
Proud employee of Wawa Inc.
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01-27-2011, 06:15 PM #59
They were really cool when some douche knocked over my motorcycle and drove away.
Also really cool when I got the license plate stolen off my motorcycle (couple months later).Motorcycle riders: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=2981441
What are you listening to?:http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165938561
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01-27-2011, 06:28 PM #60
- Join Date: Dec 2010
- Location: San Diego, California, United States
- Age: 39
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Got pulled over for a broken tag light while driving home from a night at the bars. I was cool to drive safely, but cop smelled alcohol and made me blow. Blew a .12. Instead of giving me a DUI the cop drove me home and his partner followed us in my car. Parked it in my driveway and told me to have a good night. They were even telling obscene jokes and talking about the bishes they were smashing. Feels good man.
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