1. Let me off the hook for what would have been a DUI, failed sobriety test as well as brethalyzer, told me to call for a ride.
2. Drove me and a buddy who got his ass kicked home 20 minutes away.
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01-27-2011, 05:41 PM #7
In Oklahoma, where weed=trip to jail
Highway Patrol pulled me over, (no speeding ticket), asked me if I had anything illegal, i said no, told me they were going to K9 search my car, so I told him I had a jar of weed (1/4 oz) under the passenger seat, was about to **** myself while he went and got it from my car, came back and gave it to me, made me dump the weed out on the ground and step on it.
FUUUUIN CRAZY man i tried to give him a hug and he shoved me away laughing lol.
that was actually what made me stop smoking/doing drugs altogether. its fun but just not worth going to jail and messin up your record over
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01-27-2011, 05:41 PM #8
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01-27-2011, 05:41 PM #10
Helped me break into my house because I lost my keys, all I had to do was prove that I lived there by showing him my license.
A bunch of other stuff too. Cops are cool as hell.*Stopped smoking crew* 2 years and 5 month bishes, and counting.*
*Founder of the, "I hate cold weather!" crew*
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Was 16, blind drunk at a party in the middle of no where, cops broke it up. Me and a bud asked them for a lift home (as we were ****ing lost, and drunk) they said sure. Turned the lights on, went like 120 the whole way. Asked us how old we were and if we had gotten any that night.
Were solid blokes. We were lol'ing at stories the entire 20 minutes it took them to get us home. One of them gave me his card and said if i ever had any questions about the police force to hit him up.
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01-27-2011, 05:42 PM #14
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Same.
Most of them took the job for the power. Just make them feel like they have it by being super respectful and subordinate and you'll get out of a ticket every time.
"Yes, sir. No, sir. Yes, I did run the light. It was stupid and I'm very sorry."
Be honest and respectful and you'll get off nearly every time.
Cops have done a lot of sh!tty things to me, but I'm following the protocol of the thread so I won't mention them.
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01-27-2011, 05:43 PM #17
arrested me when i was 17 and sent me to juvi for a week when he didn't have to. He said at the time that i won't realize it now but he is doing me a favor....and i would thank him later.
let's just say that 10 years later now.....if i see him again i would thank him. cause i know where i would end up if he didn't throw the book at meMy mom thinks i'm cool
GO CANUCKS GO
rep SydCBDNSW 3 times cause i misread post
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umm nothing for me. but one of my friends got pulled over, and had like a .09 b/a level. he was only like 20 at the time. Well it was a sherrif, and he never said why but instead he had him call his brother (i was staying over that night) and had us come pick him up, other drive his car home and let him go.
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01-27-2011, 05:44 PM #21
Cops have always been awesome to us.
Cop let us continue drinking our asses off on Prom night. Just told us to keep it down cuz neighbors complained of loud noises.
I was puking out my car at a red light. Cop was 2 cars back and saw me lol.. i was hungover as ****.. he was like man long night? let me go with a warning because i actually wasn't drunk, just hungover to the max.
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let me get away with open alcohol in my vehicle
me and bro in the front, 3 chicks riding in the box (was a truck)
had half bottle or whisky and a couple king cans, went to sev (bud went to buy condoms, lulz - yes drunk and rdy to bang). cop comes over "i smell weed, can i check your car" i was like "sure" he checks around finds no dope then asks me what we were doing and i said were just picking up some food then going back to my place for the rest of the night. he was like ok but dont hang around to long... that was that.
most cops are cool if you comply with them and dont be a dick
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