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[ 06:43:53 PM ] Guest : sup misc brah [Searched for: how to find horizontal asymtope without calculator]
[ 06:43:59 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hi I am Kevin; I am your Academic Co-ordinator for the day.
[ 06:44:14 PM ] Guest : but are you also phone?
[ 06:44:20 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Let me know your grade and subject to help you better.
[ 06:44:31 PM ] Guest : 11th grade, and pre-calculus. i am a math wizard in a classroom full of scrubs.
[ 06:45:06 PM ] Acad Coordinator : okay
[ 06:45:13 PM ] : We have special tutors to assist you with all your questions on regular basis.
[ 06:45:26 PM ] : Are you working on your homework, upcoming test or assignment?
[ 06:45:28 PM ] Guest : yes i am working on something very important
[ 06:45:35 PM ] : i have been called into a secret government project, our mission is to create an end to the world war by building a devastating atom bomb. its called project manhattan or something
[ 06:46:03 PM ] Acad Coordinator : okay
[ 06:46:13 PM ] : do you have anything legitimate to ask me?
[ 06:46:14 PM ] Guest : yes
[ 06:46:22 PM ] Acad Coordinator : How many questions do you have?
[ 06:46:25 PM ] Guest : 1
[ 06:46:30 PM ] : who was phone?
[ 06:46:40 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Our experience shows that students need help with homework and concepts on a regular basis.
[ 06:46:44 PM ] : Tutors will be able to do step by step explanation in regular sessions once you sign up with us.
[ 06:46:49 PM ] Guest : wat
[ 06:46:54 PM ] Acad Coordinator : we provide UNLIMITED help
[ 06:46:58 PM ] Guest : what the **** is this
[ 06:47:14 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We are an educational website and we do not tolerate profanity or unprofessional language on our website. Your IP Address can be traced and necessary actions can be taken if required.
[ 06:47:23 PM ] : You will get unlimited tutoring in all subjects mentioned on the board for a week at $19.99
[ 06:47:24 PM ] : and a month at just $49.99.
[ 06:47:37 PM ] Guest : are you going to backtrace me and report me to the cybeer police? i dun goofed
[ 06:48:08 PM ] : so i dont get a free lessson?
[ 06:48:19 PM ] Acad Coordinator : How long you need tutoring?
[ 06:48:25 PM ] Guest : according to my sundial, 3 minutes
[ 06:48:29 PM ] Acad Coordinator : So that i can talk to my manager
[ 06:48:45 PM ] : Tomorrow you may come across a difficult topic again.
[ 06:48:47 PM ] : Correct
[ 06:48:53 PM ] Guest : no
[ 06:48:57 PM ] Acad Coordinator : okay
[ 06:49:08 PM ] : I wish I could give you a free session, however our tutors are engaged with the regular sessions due to larger number of regular students logged on.
[ 06:49:23 PM ] Guest : THEN I WILL JUST TAKE MY BUSINESS TO TUTORS.COM
[ 06:49:23 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Right now all our Tutors are busy with regular sessions, Once you have an individual account with us
[ 06:49:36 PM ] Guest : THIS IS AMERKA, LAND OF THE FREE
[ 06:49:56 PM ] : what now?
[ 06:50:10 PM ] Acad Coordinator : One moment
[ 06:50:41 PM ] : They will cost you more then us
[ 06:50:49 PM ] : We are far more affordable than Sylvan, Kumon, Tutor.com and all other online tutoring services.
[ 06:51:02 PM ] Guest : and yet they offer free trials
[ 06:51:14 PM ] Acad Coordinator : correct
[ 06:51:29 PM ] Guest : while im being treated with hostility by not being allowed a free 3 minute trial
[ 06:52:30 PM ] Acad Coordinator : As we are providing huge discount on this chat
[ 06:52:42 PM ] : We do not have a free trial
[ 06:53:02 PM ] Guest : so i dont get to test your product?
[ 06:53:03 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I can understand that
[ 06:53:21 PM ] : You have a test tomorrow right
[ 06:53:28 PM ] Guest : i told you, i have to work on a government project. first you dont give me a free trial and now you dont even remember what i need help on.
[ 06:53:50 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I checked with my manager i can give you a day plan for just $9.99
[ 06:53:54 PM ] : UNLIMITED help
[ 06:54:01 PM ] : Sounds good?
[ 06:54:07 PM ] Guest : how much help? over tree fiddy?
[ 06:55:44 PM ] Acad Coordinator : All the tutors are booked for the regular sessions. So I suggest you to subscibe with us and start taking regular sessions now
[ 06:56:03 PM ] Guest : but is it free?
[ 06:57:25 PM ] : are you a wizard? how come i cant draw anymore?
[ 06:57:54 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Its automatic
[ 06:58:04 PM ] Guest : i was drawing a troll face
[ 06:58:10 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I saw
[ 06:58:24 PM ] I will have to report this session to my manager
[ 06:58:30 PM ] Guest : is this real life?
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