been burning myself to get rid of fingerprints (pic)

[TheBateman]

So for the past week I've been burning my finger pads on my frying pan everyday. I hold my finger down for about 6 seconds and immediately flush it with cold water. This will leave a nice blister on my finger and I can then peel it off and wallah no finger print. been making fairly good progress after 1 week, and I figure it'll be complete if i continue this every week for about 2 months.

[Kupid]

1st

[kookedkrack]

wat? why?


i don't even....

[nameplate]

Wut?

That is crazy talk.

[salava29]

u planning a robbery bro?

[PaHulkster]

Get rid of your DNA next, and you'll be the best hamburgular ever

[_NEMESIS_]

1st page

[ACE79]

inb4rapemurder

[Zeneth]

.......

[Santacruzc156]

its all fun and games till you cant get into 24 hr fitness with the fingerprint recognition.

[Zigrakil]

So for the past week I've been burning my finger pads on my frying pan everyday. I hold my finger down for about 6 seconds and immediately flush it with cold water. This will leave a nice blister on my finger and I can then peel it off and wallah no finger print. been making fairly good progress after 1 week, and I figure it'll be complete if i continue this every week for about 2 months.

now they'll just look for someone with burn scars on his fingers.

[ImpulsePainter]

itt: op accidentally burnt his finger while cooking bacon.

[lincolnmkv]

Except when the cops find fingerprints with no lines... and then you're the only guy with no lines....

You're doing it wrong . jpg

[bumbaclartz]

strong sideways bendy finger

[mrfatwrecker]

Dude u realize that just cuz u don't have typical finger "prints" u still will
Have unique burn scars that will serve the same purpose.

Brb desecrating my own body for a purpose but failing to achieve goal

[H1imhzq]

in on first page



saving spot

[PrimeraRS]

So stupid OP

[alehar]

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[communistpanda]

why?

[LadiesManXtreme]

I should start doing this to my face so I can't be recognized.

[NextProtege]

you could also just wear gloves

[stronglulz]

In B4 OP recreates Kevin Spacey's crimes in Se7en.

[Face_Palm]

Pretty sure this is only useful if your fingerprints are already in the system. Otherwise its a waste of time.

[SoggyDoughnut]

ITT: OP doesn't realize there are retina scanners

[TheBateman]

you could also just wear gloves

In certain situations gloves could draw too much attention.

[promod63vette]

You dumb cuz. If you are planning on something that needs to be fingerprint-less, just use super glue you get from a hobby shop. Its thicker and dries hard as ****. When you are ready to take it off fingernail polish does away with it. Also wear latex examination gloves and then leather gloves over that and burn them when you are done.

[SenorGomez]

burning? for real cuz?

use lye dumbass, watch fightclub


IN before FBI raid in connection to burglar/murder

[MrNippers]

Get rid of your DNA next, and you'll be the best hamburgular ever

I think you meant hair-burgular...

[WheyTooDiesel]

You dumb cuz. If you are planning on something that needs to be fingerprint-less, just use super glue you get from a hobby shop. Its thicker and dries hard as ****. When you are ready to take it off fingernail polish does away with it. Also wear latex examination gloves and then leather gloves over that and burn them when you are done.

Brb contacting FBI

[SirChubalots]

this isn't the 1970's, all police forces use DNA evidence. Besides you will have no grip after burning