I remember the first time I found out God spelled backwards spelled dog.
I had a total mind fuck and thought God was a dog.
I remember one night I was in the car with my uncle and he was driving somewhere and i was all chillin in the back seat. I look out the rear windsheild and looked at the moon for a while.
THE FUKCING MOON WAS FOLLOWING ME!!
I couldn't even comprehend why the moon was following me, lol.
Now you guys go!
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04-26-2011, 11:45 PM #1I lift for T-Swift
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ITT: Stupid Thoughts You Had As A Kid
Look @ mr. Shrug lift that barbell :)
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04-26-2011, 11:46 PM #2
god is a bitch.
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04-26-2011, 11:47 PM #3Registered User
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I thought when i was watching tv, the actors were actually performing live. Same with commercials and stuff lulz.
When i was like 4 and my brother talked about "recess" at school i thought it meant something to do with the chocolate candy Reese's
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04-26-2011, 11:49 PM #4Doing your moma
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I once liked a girl which liked some other boy. I often had dreams of them falling in love and soon realizing (via some speaking computer telling them) about my terminal illness. The girl would cry oceans and try to drag herself back to me but I would act as a white knight, bless them and die.
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04-26-2011, 11:49 PM #5Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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i thought it would be nerve racking to kiss a girl in front of people at my wedding. srs
>Engineering Students Who Know Everything About Math, Science, And Everything Crew<
B.S. Chemical Engineering 2013
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04-26-2011, 11:50 PM #6I lift for T-Swift
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also, when I watched movies as a kid, i took some sh!t too literal.
like movies when the kid would grow up to an adult.
i use to be like "mom they record him for years until he grew up?"
or like "did he really die in real life?"
mom was irate as fukc with my stupidity
<3 momLook @ mr. Shrug lift that barbell :)
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04-26-2011, 11:50 PM #7Registered User
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When sitting next to my parents, if our legs or something were touching in any way, I thought they could read my mind at the time so I always made sure not to think of any bad stuff I had done
dead srs
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04-26-2011, 11:50 PM #8Banned
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i legit hallucinated seeing santa
i saw the nigra crash through my ceiling and i was like "I JUST SAW SANTA I SAW HIM REALLY"
i actually did see him... then i found out he doesnt exist and i questioned my own sanity
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04-26-2011, 11:51 PM #9Banned
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I thought the world used to be black and white like the movies.
Thats the only stupid/weird thing I thought.
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04-26-2011, 11:51 PM #10Registered User
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that op was not a *******
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04-26-2011, 11:51 PM #11journey to aesthetics
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thought if i ate a fruit gusher my head would turn into that fruit like in the commercials 100% serious
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04-26-2011, 11:51 PM #12Registered User
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wat is this...Originally Posted by BeReal23
same here.The above post is a 100% complete lie
Gettin' emaciated
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04-26-2011, 11:52 PM #13On the path of increase.
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Used to believe in god lololol
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04-26-2011, 11:53 PM #14I lift for T-Swift
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hahaha, i still believe something like this.Originally Posted by BeReal23
like if people are looking at me or some sh!t, i'll think in my mind "if you can hear me, blink twice"
fukcing never works lolLook @ mr. Shrug lift that barbell :)
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04-26-2011, 11:53 PM #15Boxing and Deadlifts
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came in here to post exactly thisOriginally Posted by Getter_done
you're a wizardHate the Misc with a passion and it's ruined my life but I can't stop coming here every day crew
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04-26-2011, 11:54 PM #16Doing your moma
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a bit later I was sure that Arnie was all natural and trained hard because he was a little weak boy with twig arms and his Nazi father hated him for that and favoured his stronger brother instead.
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04-26-2011, 11:55 PM #17Registered User
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marijuana was bad
Aikido was an infallible martial art (thanks, Steven Seagal)
If there was an actor/actress appearing in a movie or TV show I watched, for some reason they were definitely alive. If the actor died, they'd stop playing the movie or show.
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04-26-2011, 11:55 PM #18Registered User
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I thought women could be trusted.
I do because I can;
I can because I want to;
I want to because you said I couldn't.
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04-26-2011, 11:57 PM #19Registered User
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fuuuu this thread makes me believe my memory is fukking terrible.
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04-26-2011, 11:58 PM #20Registered User
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Used to think a guy got a girl pregnant by peeing inside her.
Thought vagina was spelled "bagina".
Mmmm... I thought girls didn't fart or poop. Also never realized older people were young at some point, just thought they were always the way they were. Didn't think of other people as sexual when in fact, behind closed doors, they were probably doing some kinky stuff.
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04-26-2011, 11:59 PM #21I lift for T-Swift
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lol @ baginaOriginally Posted by supern0va
Look @ mr. Shrug lift that barbell :)
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04-27-2011, 12:01 AM #22Paleo
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i still think its weird that they had color back then, when ever i think of the '30s/40's i think of black and whites streets and guys in trench coats smoking cigarsOriginally Posted by Hadouken91
contributing to thread i thought girls pissed out of their butts since like 8th gradeSpeak softly and carry a big stick.
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04-27-2011, 12:02 AM #23Hans Moleman
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People didn't voluntarily do drugs. lulz
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04-27-2011, 12:03 AM #24Registered User
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used to think new shoes made you run faster
before id even seen a vagina i imagined it looks like bigger version of a belly button
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04-27-2011, 12:04 AM #25Banned
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That you could get a girl pregnant by kissing her a lot.
That everybody was born equal (though I knew this was bull**** after like 1st grade when my neighbor's cousin was born without legs)
Pilgrims were friendly
That my parents really loved each other
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04-27-2011, 12:06 AM #26I lift for T-Swift
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and jump higherOriginally Posted by baroni01
Look @ mr. Shrug lift that barbell :)
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04-27-2011, 12:06 AM #27Doing your moma
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ok guys.. i didn't know that women had vags and thought you were supposed to do them up the ass and that women would feel great..exactly like pooping massive.
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04-27-2011, 12:10 AM #28Banned
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That fat women really had glandular problems.
Saw a "drink and drive' commercial when I was like 5-6, and thought they meant any type of beverage. Spazzed out on my mom after drinking a diet coke at a restaurant before taking the family home.
That minivans were cool
That I would be good at basketball (Dad is 5'8, mom 5'2)Last edited by CULTLEADER; 04-27-2011 at 12:20 AM.
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04-27-2011, 12:12 AM #29Registered User
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I used to think turn signals on the dash of a car were like GPS.
IRP 1K+ ask
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04-27-2011, 12:12 AM #30Banned
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In 5th grade I wasn't very good at english. We hadn't started studying it at school. Some slurry pop songs I heard I just assumed there was a word/expression I hadn't heard yet. Fame: Rickendoh (it was remember but I didn't even know what that was) Trance Dance - Automatic became "Over the magic" first time I heard it.
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